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What is SHE doing for new years, anons? Are you included?
Who is she? My mother?
I think she'll just be staying at home, why?
>buying groceries
>going to the checkout
>taking the line with the fat old cashier instead of the empty one with a cute young woman
>>25367191
I like this image
Come on in and tell me why you are bitter.
>Had no friends for 6 years
>All the sudden find a group of people to hang out with
>Spend months socializing and meeting new people
>Slowly realizing the true nature of normies and how i am completely different than all those people i met
>Realize how fake people are especially girls
Now i just hang out with people twice a month. I speak to girls when i am out but i am turned off by their behavior. The few people who are decent human beings are normally very busy with their life and so i barely get to see them.
Make friends here. Totally worth it.
>>25367205
People here have doxxed me and fucked with my life before.
>>25367140
>be me
>about half a year ago
>getting lunch with a friend, his mum and a female teaching assistant who works at the school I once went to
>towards the two women start talking about me
>why are you so quiet, you need to be more confident with people
>what do you even do all day, you need to go out with friends and get more sun
>I think you should get yourself a girlfriend anon, she'd make you go out more
It probably just sounds like typical normie/ robot interaction but for some reason this was the straw that broke the camel's back
I just can't deal with how oblivious they were to my situation, I hate them so much
Every time I think back to that day it just makes me so fucking angry, not wanting to sound like an edgelord but I've been having increasingly frequent thoughts of violence since around that time
>be autistic, can't read body language
>autistically study body language and Language generally
>overshoot the mark, really good at poker now
What do I do with this? I'm not sure where I'm "supposed to be," but whatever it is I'm good at it. I think my instinct is to try to hide it. How should I do the opposite? I've already gotten really good at Secret Communication, and have an unfortunate tendency to hear private stuff (mostly specific sex acts)
>sorry for the tumblr picture btw. I'm not smart so Sherlock was the only person I could think of besides Lie to Me, which is a show I hate
>>25367132
Did You hit the books or just start to observe others more carefully?
I kinda used to be like you. I'd see people's emotional reactions taking place and I would know what they were, but I didn't know how respond in the given scenario so I just had a blank face. But I started to people watch more often.
Observation is the key to success, it really is. A lot of effort is wasted when.you don't take the time observe others around you and plan your reactions. Its autistic as fuck, and borders on sociopathic, but it's saved me a lot of pain and stress.
>>25367300
I feel like I have an obsessive machine picking everything apart and feeding me good info about the people around me
>>25367177
Both, books about mythology helped immensely on the language bit. Watching Body language is a must. LSD clinched it though.
I miss you a lot.
>>25367079
fuck off fagat
i still love you sarah panico
>>25367079
That painting is great.
Who's the author?
If I get a gf, will I be able to show a her who's the boss of this gym?
She could take her jabroni outfit off and we could have an intense wrestling match.
I'd love to show a girl who's the boss of the gym someday
>go on those dating/meeting websties
>all guys are some tryhard to be chad or chads
>girls are split in bots/fake or attention whores that like to get likes and alot of comments
guess im going to be the last of my bloodline
Your fault for browsing dating websites.
Real life is even worse
Eyy r9kayy
I'm gonna be having hard liquor for the first time tomorrow. I've had large amounts of wine and beer but never shots because I've always been paranoid about that shit
What should I be cautious about? I don't want to end up vomiting desu baka senpai
take it easy
first time I got drunk I shotted vodka, which led to what felt like a mild alcohol poisoning
you'll be fine, just don't have tons in a short period of time
don't drink significantly more than 5 unless you're eating a lot in the meantime and over many hours.
drink a lot of water before you go to sleep (around a litre would be fine)
>you will never have the courage to hitchhike across the country, meeting countless cool people along the way, overcoming your low self-esteem, and making memories that will last a lifetime
>>25366912
Ill go right now... I have done it and will do it again, its great.
I only come on here to make myself feel better.
>>25366912
I'd be more worried about hygiene and losing my gains than my safety desu
>tfw no sex
>>25366953
>get sucked off by a really cute guy last week
>was the best, couldn't wait to to have him alone in the house
>forget to get his number
>Hasn't responded to my emails
>>25367003
Ew. Yucky.
>>25367051
He was so cute and had long hair, and liked to cuddle
;_;
please kill me
Tell me more about this wage gap between genders. Is it real?
>>25366845
No
Men and women get paid the same for the same work, but on a national average taking all jobs and all people, women earn less on the whole
Hey guys, what's your plans for new years?
I'm gonna play some video games and backup everything important on my computer.
My wake/sleep times are pretty fucked up, maybe I'll set an alarm and get up to watch the best half hour of fireworks.
>>25366760
im gonna be having sex with a LOT of girls
>>25366793
I'm gonna be having sex with a LOT of ur mom lol.
Cause she is fat
i know this is a verry particular and senciive time of the year.
so lets have a manlet hate thread, post your best pics
look at this faggot, he's already wearing compensated shoes, but he's still pushing
Femanon here.
I don't find short guys attractive even if they have a really nice body and face desu.
>>25367006
>femanon here
there is NO femanon
>>25367006
that's okay because no one finds you attractive anyway
>parents are walking the house in their boots and coughing all over the kitchen with an open mouth
>that seemingly fake UH-HUH HUH cough
kill me now senpai
>>25366842
>it's winter
Maybe you should kill yourself if you're such a baby back bitch Anon.
>>25366854
Maybe you should come over, snuggle with me underneath a couple of blankets and some hot cocoa as we watch some great movies and play some fun video games, and then suck my dick
They're just giving you a friendly, loving and caring warning that they returned so they don't have to catch you masturbating.
>2011 was half a decade ago
This can't be happening. Why isn't it still 2011 or 2012? Time is moving too fast and we can't stop it. Somebody help me...
>>25366712
Stop it anon, I know these feels too much.
HOW AM I FUCKING 23 ALREADY? HOW HOW HOW?
I WANT TO GO BACK.
>>25366734
I want to be 12 or 13 again, like I was in 2009. At least let me be 16.
>tfw okay with time speeding up because it means I'm going to die sooner but time speeding up makes me want to die right now
>can't suicide because lIvins family
Fuck
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