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stacy giving advice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlN4q7jFDj0
>>25364595
looks like a real cumslut
>>25364636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CCePrJlaU
How did you know?
>>25364595
i bet the tl;dw is: haters gunna hate if ppl hate u ur doing something right lol haters have no life haters make me stronger :) ps be urself
nothing like a white gf
fuck these race mixing thread
mix it, don't mix it, just shut the fuck up
>tfw 31
>my sister is in her mid 20s
>live together, parents abandoned us
>fucking each others brains out every day
>every neighbour knows
>whole village knows
>even called cops on us
>cops came and asked if we're fucking
>yes officer we were just done and we're gonna fuck again after you leave
>they leave
>we fuck again
so tell me again, r9k, how exactly is incest illegal?
>>25364451
it's more on the moral factor i'd assume, but hey as long as you're of age and both consenting fuck away
It's still current year untill tomorrow so do what thou willt, anything is permitted.
>>25364451
Just don't have any babies. The world doesn't really need anymore retards running around.
Post ITT some robot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6jB8xyC638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54sto6t81w
obligatory
>not posting the obvious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4
>>25364440
What is the criteria?
Guys what do you think about a drug dealing lifestyle ive been pretty good at it recently got some charges due to a female ( hailrious story) the lifestyle is great honestly.
Yeah mayne bet you're a big time drug dealer. teach us your ways plz senpai
I really want to buy LSD. How do I find this?
>>25364513
ask the waviest guy you know
JU$Tbee urself
Just make 400k a year!
>be me
>want to be NEET but people have high expectations of me
>love to get high af but don't always have a good connect
>recognize this conundrum
>get highly invasive brain cancer
>go through three consecutive brain surgeries
>one of them fucks my shit up
>don't care because high on dilaudid the entire time
>get discharged with massive amounts of dilaudid, valium, muscle relaxers, etc.
>high af on the wheelchair ride out
>always make sure to get the maximum amount of refills even if I don't need them
>if anyone ever questions me I can always say "because brain cancer"
>continue to get large quantities of morphine, amphetamines, and other fun drugs
>get hugely discounted "medical marijuana" because of my condition
>smoke at least 1 oz. of flower a month (cost to me: $50)
>mfw half my body is paralyzed but at least I get to be blitzed 24/7
>mfw you pathetic autists can only dream about my sweet, sweet bennies
>mfw wagecucks have to slave away to pay for my bennies
>mfw "bennies" is a double entendre for "benefits" and "benzos"
>mfw I play vidya and masturbate all day
>mfw my doctors/friends/parents consider this to be "productive" because their expectations of me are so low now
>mfw people still call me "hero," "survivor," "warrior," and other complimentary things
>mfw I have an iron clad excuse to do whatever the fuck I want and do as many drugs as I want for the rest of my life
Get on my level, NEETcucks.
I'd kill myself if I were you 2bh, I'll kill myself anyway so here's a light hearted story:
>girl comes up to me and asks "hi do you know where Chad(my friend at the time) is?"
>say "wow, I can't get a girlfriend but he has two?"
>she frowns, quickly walks away
>Chad breaks up
that was a victory for me that day
>>25364343
I hope you live alone so nobody sees you like that.
I'm a NEET but not envying you.
>>25364343
have fun while you can lad
you'll be dead soon enough
Anybody else ever try to write and then end up deleting it a few days later.
Tried to write short stories or poems, They're always gone within a week. I should just post them online so I can't delete them, is this a bad or a terrible idea desu?
Do you have so few space on your hard drive to actually throw away .txt files you put work in? Sounds stupid to me? Just make a new folder called "trash" for such formats.
>>25364362
No, space isn't an issue at all, I just end up thinking it's shit and delete them so nobody else could ever see.
I occasionally enjoy writing. I have a Wordpress blog that no one reads that I upload stuff to. I purposely have not advertised it anywhere and do not have it connected to my name. It's sorta cool knowing that someone could read what you wrote if they happened to find it somehow.
NEET Captain's log December 30, 2015:
Day 364 of my 2015 vacation. My long, productive and stress free year is nearly at an end. My attention now shifts to the looming 366 days of vacation I will be taking in 2016. Nothing has been firmly decided yet, only lightly outlined plans to do whatever I feel like every single day.
Signing off...
Wagecucks are in holidays too!
>>25364348
>only lightly outlined plans to do whatever I feel like every single day.
>as long as it doesn't cost anything or involve leaving my basement
>>25364785
>He doesnt know about neetbux
:0
What headphones do /r9k/ use?
It's my birthday on the 4th and my dad might buy me the Beats Pro.
>>25364245
>paying that much for a fucking label
get some sennheisers, or if you're into gaming, astros
>>25364245
DT990 Premium and AD700x
>>25364325
Astros are shit. Get some quality headphones and separate mic
What do you think gives away that you're a robot?
what's there to give away when nobody sees me anyway?
>>25364207
Receding hairline and look of depression.
I cry to Taylor Swift songs
I'm the only non-girl watching Juno
I make jokes about Elsa being hot
who else has not future here?
>>25364201
If you weren't born in a rich/influential family you had no future to begin with.
This normie meme implying that everybody deserves something shown in media and culture is just a way of enslaving the braindead drones which wouldn't question anything.
What they didn't expect with this kind of brainwashing is that when someone isn't granted anything just because he's a human being he gets depressed and stops being productive.
Or did they?
>>25364251
>being this fucking gay
Jesus you guys quit before the race starts, no wonder you faggots mope around all the time. Your life sucks not because of your financial ability but because your all mentally retarded.
>>25364201
Why not?
>>25364251
fag
>is employed
>"""robot"""
>is in education
>"""robot"""
>has friends
>"""robot"""
>has/has had gf/bf
>"""robot"""
>isn't kissless/handholdless/handshakeless/conversationless/eyecontactless
>"""robot"""
>has healthy relationship with family
>"""robot"""
>got gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>bought gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>has plans for New Years
>"""robot"""
>has online friends
>"""robot"""
>participates in Omegle threads
>"""robot"""
>has a Facebook account
>"""robot"""
>posts his picture on 4chan
>"""robot"""
>faps to real/3D porn
>"""robot"""
>has """robot friends"""
>"""robot"""
>consider himself a """robot""" because he's "shy around women"
>"""robot"""
>loves anyone
>"""robot"""
>expresses human emotions
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""robot"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>passes the captcha
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>robot
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>HUUUUUUUUUUR IF YOU AREN'T A COMPLETE FAILURE YOU DON'T BELONG IN MUH SIKRIT CLUB
nah fuck off kiddo.
>>25364167
If you don't ahve human emotions then why do you care?
the only thing of those that belongs to me is that i got/gived gifts for xmas and that was through reddit secret santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00Dvqw0PXA
/r9k/'s Rabbi...who was on Banzai.....
Just watched an hour of his "why god exists" video. Man that is one weird guy
>spend days on 4chan
>finally leave house again
>run into group of girls
>realize your still alpha
>>25364130
Her ass in those pants looks so warm and snuggly.
>>25364366
thanksthis original rule is retarded
>>25364366
>lusting for a 14 year old
disgusting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Alyn_Lind
