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I would rather not go
back to the old house
I would rather not go
back to the old house
there's too many
bad memories
too many memories
Girlfriend in a coma
I know it's serious.
It was dark as I drove the point home
and on cold leather seats
well, it suddenly struck me
I just might die with a smile on my face after all
>is employed
>"""robot"""
>is in education
>"""robot"""
>has friends
>"""robot"""
>has/has had gf/bf
>"""robot"""
>isn't kissless/handholdless/handshakeless/conversationless/eyecontactless
>"""robot"""
>has healthy relationship with family
>"""robot"""
>got gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>bought gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>has plans for New Years
>"""robot"""
>has online friends
>"""robot"""
>participates in Omegle threads
>"""robot"""
>has a Facebook account
>"""robot"""
>posts his picture on 4chan
>"""robot"""
>has """robot friends"""
>"""robot"""
>consider himself a """robot""" because he's "shy around women"
>"""robot"""
>loves anyone
>"""robot"""
>expresses human emotions
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""robot"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>passes the captcha
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>robot
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>25361015
>is a faggot OP
>"""robot"""
I agree with anything except
>expressed human emotions
I express bitter sadness and unadultered, raging rage. Robots are by default always in a gloomy mood.
>>25361015
How does it feel to know your shitty thread has failed twice in a row?
it's just a preference anon, you'll find your special someone someday.
black guys can be pretty cool, i think the best looking kids come from black men with asian girls like 50 Cent's new baby
can we all agree that this is the cutest type of pairing?
>>25361289
It seems like only niggas can be ugly and handsome at the same time low key, like Travis Scott
/r9k/, im going to a new years party and the girl i like is going to be there. how would i go about getting a new years kiss from her? ill do anything, i just need help please.
>>25360976
> stop pining over said girl who you'll never get
> have drinks and talk to EVERYONE you can at the party
> when you're loosened up a bit..
> look for low self esteem girls who are dressed kind of slutty and are around 2pts below you in attractiveness
> talk to them, get them somewhere private, escalate
> if it goes to shit, ditch her and look for the next one
you need a win brah, and we all know you're not gonna get your dream girl...
>>25361785
how should i introduce myself to people at the party? should i just say hey whats going on? im such a fucking aspie
I didn't want to feel these feelings. I can't help that I wasted my high school years being a beta cuck, and am now a virgin, and will most likely always remain one while I try and try to find some other way to fill the void in my heart. Video games, Television, anime, shitposting, music, reading, working, eating, porn, sleeping. All of these things can briefly take away the pain, even if it is only a temporary solution. Eventually all of the distractions that these things offer must continue to an end when the dark clouds of depression shadow over whatever activities you were doing, you can hear the thunder that the clouds create. They are what remind you of who you are, what you are.
"You're too fat" they say. "You will never have anybody to love with a face like that." at this point, none of this is new to you. You already agree with the voice in the back of your head. "balding, zit covered, greasy, smelly, awkward troll!"
This is the only life I have ever known.
>>25360920
work out you fucking faggot
My dumb retard 28y/o virgin brother broke my beard trimmer
fucking hell
>he's anime fan
fucking autist
>>25360898
You're crying because of a fucking beard trimmer? You sure your brother is the autist?
>>25360898
>not letting your beard grow the way it wants to
Pleb
>he doesn't finger his asshole with soap in the shower to get it clean
Any slobs here not actually clean their bootyhole?
>>25360859
i do,it's only proper. half of it is wiping your ass correctly though. i clean every inch of my body
>>25360859
1. How do you rinse the soap out
2. How far up does the finger go?
It seems like a bidet or enema is a lot more reasonable.
>>25360917
At least to the second knuckle
how can i make sure that ill get that special new years kiss /r9k/? please help
>>25360810
Touch my bum.
Fembot, you ever been cheated on or cucked?
>>25360831
cucked my english bf of then with a french guy I've met 2 nights before. Best night of my life. Not even ashamed.
>>25360850
kill yourself roastie
(originality is key to the robot)
I let my ex fool around with another girl.
We broke up but it wasn't about that. The other girl was one of the sweetest people I've ever met and I made friends with her.
>sister walking around in bra and panties
>too beta to do anything about it
>>25360808
walk around in your underwear too
and post pics
>>25360843
And then trip on her so your dick accidently goes into her like a hundred times
>>25360843
Do this and have you dick hang out and walk over to your sister when she's in her bra and panties and ask hey are we gonna fuck or what?
y da fuq u lion
y u oways lion
omg stahp fuqqin lion
omg stop fuqqin lion
>>25360790
there's no way that face is 23.
That face is like, 33.
>>25360803
That's what I was thinking. Jesus christ, I'm only a year younger than both of them and they look ten years my senior. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Give me a reason to become a normie
>>25360785
Well, you wont be wasting your time on some obscure internet forum being triggered every time someone says "employment"
>>25360785
there is none. be your own special person.
FUCK normies.
>>25360821
I work part-time, i'm looking for something to do with the money i earned
i love women hate threads unironically. please feed my women hate
wheeeeee fuck captchcas wehhhehee
takinhg a huge fat dump
>>25360767
>The only difference between someone being creepy and cool is if you're attracted to them or not.
Just walk up to a broad, give her peck on the cheek and a firm handshake, see. She'll be all over you like moth to a flame I tell ya.
>>25360662
the worst advice our parents ever gave us was on how to pick up women and how to get a job
1950's was the best decade of all time. Girls were sweet, loyal and timid, plus there was a gal for every guy.
Feminism fucked everything.
>>25360707
If you believe the movie posters and daytime tv
The 50's were nothing like that, just a bunch of wartime propaganda men desperate for work
Is there actually any KHV robots left on r9k?
>>25360656
if ur not a khhv fuck off reeee etc
why wouldn't it be any left
