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who working new years here?
>mfw making 170 quid in one night
>>25357874
>quid
>quad
>qwerd
>qwud
faggot tea drinking cock gobbler
>working as a waiter or a cook/barman
literally a slave
>>25357909
security here, i either do fuck all and smoke or kick out normies
Who is spending news years alone?
I would love to go out but I have no friends.
>has friends
>rather be alone on 4chan
>>25357806
Me. I'll go for a nightdrive, as i said in another thread.
this is really the time when we see how many normies are on this board. Most people will go out with friends or with family. They don't understand how it's like to have none of that. I hate people who pretend here it's not a fucking meme our life.
>tfw white male under 40 are the most likely to commit suicide
>tfw you'll join that statistic someday
Stick it out until you're at least 30, if I'm not salaried and don't have a better life by 30 then I'm going to check out as well.
lol suicide is for cowards.
at least do community service of volunteer to help people or starving kids somewhere, be useful
>>25357793
Uh, no? Aboriginal American men, and then Asian men, are much more likely to do it than white men.
Anyone have experience with OKCupid?
I know this is a scam but I want to know what the scammer is getting out of it. Possible robbery?
>>25357771
Just some homosexual man trying to trick other degenerates into getting their cock sucked. If not that its a bunch of niggers who will jump you.
>>25357771
>its a bunch of niggers who will jump you
that's what i thought
>>25357771
>grand rapids
Yup. It's a bunch of niggers looking to rob you.
Why haven't you got yourself a practice girl yet robots?
By that, I mean a fat girl that you're not all that attracted to, but can provide a little introduction on how relationships work and how to have one, and sex practice
They have low self-esteem, they'll do whatever you want and treat you like a king
>>25357864
I practiced enough with my dreams.
>>25357864
She's pretty. Cool septum ring too. But ya she's a big'un.
lol ive been practicing on girls since middle school, always been kind of a player, I just can't settel down that's the problem, too much to worry and stress
whats your state, robots? Georgia master race here
Arkansas reporting from the Ozarks.
>>25357989
>living in a flyover state
kek
>>25357775
What part of Georgia senpai?
>depression isn't real
>anxiety isn't real
>panic attacks aren't real
>I tell mentally ill people to "just get over it"
Well it is true, it is all in your head.
>>25357765
so are eating disorders, dyslexia, and narcolepsy
Thanks for telling me your actual thoughts OP
what if asian women had big asses ?
would that make asian men high test?
i mean come on asian guys, these women will stricly date you, the hottest women will always stick with their own.
and they will never cuck you with chad
this what a I use to fap, thoughts?
[ ] feed the NEET
[x] pet the NEET
[ ] bathe the NEET
[ ] clothe the NEET
what's Neet?
C-can you hug the NEET next?
>>25357742
This! This!
I want all of us NEETs to take a nice hot bath together then get bundled up in fluffy robes and blankets and have OP ruffle our hair and blow dry it for us.
>going through 18 year old prime cuties in tinder
>knowing that they will never fuck you
>knowing that they will never kiss you
>knowing that they will never talk to you
>knowing that they don't even consider you human
well maybe u should be looking at adult women instead u pederfile
>>25357727
>implying i can get adult women
>tfw you fap to something normal
>>25357673
>tfw you find the clit in a hairy pussy
>>25357673
I have jerked to normal things, but anymore I barely can.
Now I can jerk off to almost anything from scat porn to just good views on pics.
lol I only cum to friends photos on Facebook
Gentle reminder that anyone not spending new years eve alone is a fucking normie scum bag and needs to leave here and never return.
ill be on here senpai, with you.
I'm spending it with mother dearest.
I'm gonna be at work, and pray that I'm alone.
Ahoj, cesky vlakno
Chile? Sos vos?
can any of you guys send me some absinthe?
>tfw no homely plain jane, innocent qt gf
>>25357604
she looks like the fembots on here
>tfw in your pajamas shitposting on a work day.
any other failed normies ktf?
lol what is ktf?
And I don't own pajamas, I just sleep in boxers and a t shirt
>>25357597
K-Know T-That F-Feel
your boxers and t shirt are your pajamas because you wear them to bed.
