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I'm looking for a comic that may have been posted here. It's about this fat black cuck with a small dick who says he's alpha on 4chan. Kinda looks like Cleveland Jr.
I think this is it so here.
ITT: Moments of your life that you regret
>Be me
>Chat up a girl in Mexico
>We get to know each other in the span of an hour
>it was getting dark out
>Decided to call it a day
>On the way home four dudes show up
>"What were you doin talking to her?"
>This guy was actually planning to jump me the moment I started talking to that girl
Prepare for edge
>Whip out butterfly knife
>just do the same two tricks over and over while moving my body around
>This autist dance actually scared them off for good
>huh well what do you know
>on my way home again
>see the girl
>She explains to me that guy was an ex who's been making her life like shit for half a year by scaring guys away
>After some time she offers me some time at her place
>We fuck
>Next day
>playing KoF 2k2 yeah yeah
>She comes to me
>asks me to come over again
>Sure? I mean I didn't much of it besides more secks so why not
>At her house she brings out some toys
>She tells me she wants to experiment with different things
>Tell her I'm not up for it
>She threatens to cut herself over me leaving
>This bitch is crazy!
>I can't deal with seeing people inflict self harm, I hate anyone that does or threatens it
>My guilt gets the better of me because I'm hella beta
>Sex for 3 weeks with various shit going on (butt plug, dildo, blindfolded sex, bondage)
>One point she tries to go down on me while saying some shitty one liner
>Instincts hit me and made me slap her without hesitation
>Silence
>She gets super mad at me and tells me to go
>As I'm leaving happily she tells me she'll tell people of the town that I raped her
>Nothing happened, most likely because my dad was kind of seen as an important guy there because hey he has money
>All the guilt I had for that ex boyfriend as he was really trying to save me from a crazy bitch
>>25353838
Nobody has anything? I thought this was the board of malfunctioning robots
>>25353838
the day i born
nope you fucked her
youre a normie, go to /b/
who /romantic/ here?
>tfw no gf
not because i want sex but because i want romance
>>25356228
Be my bf op. Where do you live?
>tfw I just want to know what its like to share warmth with another human being, and have someone other than your family love you.
>>25356246
netherlands
this is an origional comment
I hate how the world is. How things work on things one doesn't have control on.
How to bear with it?
Was I born in a bad time? Will there ever be another chance for me to enjoy life on this piece of rock in space?
You were born at a point in human history where our technology and social systems are currently well ahead of our actual evolutionary development. You are not able to experience happiness in this world because your inate biological desires and psychological state are completely out of sync with your surroundings. Only very attractive peoople and/or genuine sociopaths can find happiness on this doomed sphere.
Humanity is beyond fucked. Accept it.
Don't be mindful of 'you'. Realize that you are little more than an observer in life, a boat being pushed and knocked around by the waves of the world. You're observations are correct, you must shed the ideas of individualism and embrace the absurdity of living.
I've been thinking about that as well. Things are pretty fucked on this worthless piece of literal dirt, you need to be delusional to be legitimately happy. I know it sounds like I'm tipping 100 fedoras but it's true, at the very least for the entirety of /r9k/, but it goes further than that. I have been thinking about gearing up and fucking off inna woods though, seems like the only way you can live and be happy, stressful at first but once you got a nice cabin built, steady supply of food and water, you're set.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3MvinY66r0&feature=youtu.be
MUSLIMS TAKE WHAT THEY DESERVE
YOU ROBOT WHITEYS CANT GET SHT
bumpasdsdasdasdasdsa
>>25353497
There are two types of Arabs. The humble shiads and the sunnis who are in charge of Al-Qaedi, Taliban, and ISIS. They are the radicals. Shiads never rape and are good people. Sunnis act like niggers and try to act black in western countries. My dad was a shiad who was half indo-european and half arab. His grandfather owned black slaves in Iraq in a shiad port town. You must imagine how I feel people posting videos like this when I'm 1/4 Arab and look 100% white.
>>25353497
Germany is over.
She went it to give me a kiss on the cheek, and i turned slightly and thought it was one of those french cheek kisses they do but it wasn't, my lips literally just kissed the air and it was so fucking awkward and now im cringing and i wanna fucking kill myself
Please fucking kill me please fucking kill me please fucking kill me please fucking kill me Please fucking kill me please fucking kill me please fucking kill me please fucking kill me Please fucking kill me please fucking kill me please fucking kill me please fucking kill me
>>25353452
there there anon
>>25353485
Why am i such a failure
>>25353452
If she didn't say anything she didn't care and you're being a hysterical faggot
What are these fembots doing on New Year s Eve?
getting dick'd
>>25353447
geting fucked by some chads , that dont care for them anyway , sex without consequences
and what are you doing ;^)
wakey wakey wagecucks
another day another dollar.
>>25355073
KILL YOURSELF NEET SCUM. LIFE IS JUST A BLUR FOR LOSERS LIKE YOU. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LEECH AND WILL DO NOTHING IN YOUR FREE TIME THAT IS PRODUCTIVE BUT WILL ONLY FAP, EAT, AND SLEEP. WE ALL HAVE IT BAD ADMIT IT
>>25355073
Thisis a good post again and 4chan must not block me.
Fuck off, retard. There's nothing good about being a NEET. At least I can afford almost anything I want. I also have plenty of free time if I only sleep 5 hours a day.
Get a life, faggot.
>At work
>Whispering into the mirror "I am normal, I am normal, I am normal" to get through the day
>don't notice my co worker was in one of the bathroom stalls (it's a huge bathroom)
>spin around and scream when they come up behind and ask if I can move so they can wash their hands
People have been looking at me funny all day
What do I do?
>>25353438
Stop talking to yourself in public.
Or just embrace your insanity.
>>25353438
shrug it off
there's nothing you can do about it. And if people confront you about it they'll stop when they realize you don't give a fuck
I feel like I've seen this thread before
I was about to do it guys. I was THIS close to preventing becoming a supreme gentleman tonight. I was taking her out but I got cucked by my dad and had to leave her.
This was my only fucking chance. Now I'm probably gonna remain a virgin forever. She's not even replying to my messages cause she thinks I'm beta as fuck. I'm about to fucking cry, hold me /r9k/
>>25353282
your dad?
Green text
>This was my only fucking chance. Now I'm probably gonna remain a virgin forever.
> I'm about to fucking cry, hold me /r9k
>cause she thinks I'm beta as fuck.
Those first two things make some sense out of the third. The beta/alpha dichotomy is stupid and even harmful in cases, least in my mind.
But boy, you ain't doing it right, bud. Like, saying shit like that; that you had literally one chance to blow your virginity and you missed it. That shit ain't good, but it IS behavior in line with what people would call "beta"
Sure, it blows dick that you got cockblocked. You're clearly a horny fella that desperately wants to slam his drangus into a vag. So this must really blow cock.
But goddamnit, if you don't desire to be seen as "beta" by people, lose that defeatist attitude. Call it lying to yourself if you must, but I don't reckon it'll work unless you turn that confidence in your failure into at least moderate confidence of success. At least, the CHANCE of success. Right now you ain't giving yourself any chance.
Get your head in the game!
>>25353282
OP plz give us a greentext
Post the most degenerate stuff you have
>m-m-muh degeneracy
go back to >>>/pol/ /r9k/ is for social outcasts who don't fit normie expectations and there's nothing wrong with being gay
>>25355971
Yeah but brainwashing kids to make them gay is wrong
Im fine if they find out themselves
So the liberals are sexualizing children. Hmm.
>meet qt
>she's very witty and energetic, we hit it off
>pretty soon we're making out and fucking, it all comes so naturally and doesn't feel weird at all
>for the first time I don't come in 2 seconds
>adventure shenanigans in the building we're in as we run around looking for places we can fuck
>wake up
>no gf
I didn't think it would come to this robots.
I feel like I had someone and lost her, it's too much.
Hey the human brain can't make new faces so you had an experience with a qt you saw IRL one time
>>25353232
>fuck and be retarded
>falls in love
Yeah quit being a big ol bitch
>>25353232
iktf OP
I have those dreams all of the time
HELP ME, ROBOTS.
>stayed up late studying
>went to bed exhausted
>woke up late
>oshitnotagain.gif
>get dressed
>had some breakfast
>got into my car
>going fast in rainy weather to try and beat the clock
>hear something weird
>whatthefuck.jpg
>pull over
>a fucking flat tire
>fuckme.gif
>spend time i dont have replacing it
>get to uni late
Why does this happen to me? I really felt lucky the past couple of days, i felt like a god among men, i thought i was finally out, finally changing... Then this happened. Im in the bathroom right now hyperventilating. I dont want to face them. I dont want to talk to people. I dont want to live any longer. I want to die.
UPDATE:
>got out of bathroom
>grabbed some coffee
>NORMIES
>NORMIES EVERYWHERE
>AAAAHHHH
>THE CACOPHONY
>THE HORRID SIGHT OF ABOMINATIONS
>LAUGHTER
>CHEER
>JOY
>GROUPS
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS OVERWHELMING
> Finally start work as a chef at a local pizza joint
> Training for a few weeks, feels alright
> Suddenly the head chef leaves and I'm left with his hours
> Work from 5 till midnight last night
> Wake up and realize I'm working 10AM till 8PM tonight
I am truly a wageslave now aren't I?
>trying to be a chef
Thats where you fucked up.
>>25353013
Further opinion?
What are your New Year's resolutions, /r9k/?
I've been thinking about mine and want to get more ideas on how to become a better person in 2016:
>draw every day
>write every day
>read every day
>study every day
>go to more events (shows, concerts, conventions, art galleries...)
>put myself out there and actually put an effort in developing a social life
I'm trying to not jerk off no more, only use the internet to watch movies with friends and stuff, work out six days a week, dress my best/groom myself everyday, haircuts more often, read daily, and always keep a job.
I guess trying at anything would be a start.
>>25352949
photo every day
photo harder
do more paints (acrylic/water)
drink less booze
