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The generalised definition of a cuck: ANYONE who gives ANY attention to ANY woman without having sex with her later on.
>that fucking greentext
Lel
Is anyone here a teacher?
Care to tell how it is, and why you ended up being one?
I teach physics and astronomy.
I was premed in college, but I hated it. Switched to education because I was giving guitar lessons and really enjoyed teaching.
I fucking love my job. Adults fucking suck to work with because all they care about is coffee and money. Kids still want to have fun and learn something about how the universe works.
Hello r9k.
I've never had a gf but I'm thinking of getting one. However, most anons seem to imply that women don't like sex as much as men. Truthfully, I am a horny fucker and want to fuck like a rabbit once we get to that point in the relationship so I was wondering how you could tell lewd sex loving girls from prude ones before committing to a relationship. And if possible, how could I avoid a cheating one?
My advice: just go around raping girls until one of them gets really into it. Trust me, girls love to be raped, and they never tell anyone. Be sure to cum inside them to show them how alpha you are.
>>25352740
You're not tricking me.
Why are you guys alone? I've had several changes of getting a girlfriend, but It's the commitment I have a problem with. I don't think I can love anyone anymore that way, I've fallen in love before but I don't find it interesting anymore nor do I even find a point in the concept anymore. I don't want non-monogamous relationships where the girls can date other people, I literally want a harem of my own, where I have 10 girls being my girlfriends and want only me. I just get bored of looking at girls so easily, I need more than one. But at the same time, I despise casual encounters, the girls need not to be only for sex. I'm so fucked up /r9k/, why am I like this?
I'm just too lazy, I guess.
>>25352572
I like the nonplussed dude in the background there.
I'm lazy and have nothing to offer
I woke up today and you were still gone
Deep down though I knew all along
That when I woke up today you'd still be gone
So I tried to write you a poem
But I can't
I can't do anything anymore
So I sit and stare at the door
That I know you won't walk through anymore
You found someone else
Someone better than me
It's hard to accept it but
You only ever loved me when you were lonely
And that's okay
I always knew
And I took the opportunity to get closer to you
But that was a mistake
Because I fell in love
And now we don't even talk
And it's all my fault
I should have said something else
Made you realize that you didn't need anyone else
But I can't
I can't do anything anymore
I couldn't wake up today because you were gone
Deep down I knew this is how it'd end all along
That even when I was dead you'd still be gone
So I tried to write you a poem
GAAAAYYYYYYYYY BOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAGGOOOOOT
I don't know how relevant this is to this board exactly but I just wanted to see what people's opinions were. I am a 20 year old male and I have only one special talent, a very useless one. I can count the letters in a "normal sized" word, say 3-12 letters, almost instantly. Do I have any sort of disorder (autism or anything like that)? I am generally introverted and like to keep to myself, but I can fake interest in social situations and talking to others. I also have a general lack of empathy for others.
anybody? ;_; oh god
>>25352442
I'm not sure you're that special because I can do that too
>>25352525
instantly?
sadasdasd
I wonder what kind of dream i will have tonight
do you ever wonder this? any hopes?
I hope it's not the one where I meet my school bullies again and they find out what a loser I've become while they became successful rich chads.
I want another escapist dream that has nothing to do with my "real life"
One time I had a dream like no one
I was at local school
It was a snowdy day
I was at the school in the dream
"like one of my chinese cartoons"
When I realized, I was going home
But suddenly I heard a girly voice calling me
She was so qt and happy n shit
And just in the climax
Fuck I woke up
Dreams truly are wonderful
Why do you take pride in your shitposting you little shit?
>b-but
Stop. I HATE YOU. Why can't you just discuss things like a normal person rather then lead people on all fucking day? So many people trying to actually talk, and you're just giggling like a bubbling retard pretending to make posts that aren't honest. What's fucking wrong with you?
>>25352197
good shitpost Anon
>>25352197
>Serious post
>No response
>Shitpost
>Multiple responses, 1 guy is listing sources while explaining why I'm wrong, another person is screaming GO BACK TO REDDIT, JUST, LEL, Wow this is why the board is going to shit etc
>>25352222
I wasn't shitposting though. That was a 100% honest post and I wasn't tricking or pretending. Seriously whats fucking wrong with you people shitposting so much all over /v/, /r9k/ and /tv/? You realize you make those boards absolute shit, right? Hope you're fucking happy. Hope you got the attention you wanted.
>>25352243
But how can you tell if they're being ironic? Whats the point in posting like that, being a fake, a phony for meaningless replies? You're terrible
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SCIENTOLOGY, /r9k/?
>>25352189
I mean...Scientology and Christianity aren't all that different.
>>25352204
le hat meme you
>just had a small earthquake
finally something cool happens in my life
sup vancouver bro
Yo Vancity just had it here aswell
New Year's Eve is tomorrow.
The most normie night in the entire year, when most people, even those who don't tend to be social, go out and party.
How are you spending yours?I might go out to a bar with my only friend.
>>25354239
With family, as always.
>>25354323
sounds restrictive, no drugs?
I'm thinking about going to the store to buy booze but I don't even like alcohol.
Nig-nig-nig-na-nig-nig-nig.
NIGGALODEON
>>25351737
NOTHING TO SAY, NIGGA?
>>See a girl I know wrote on some site social media site that the thing she likes to do is
>>Watch netflix and chill with bae
>>She's 15 years old
>>This is what young people do now
>>She goes over to his house and they fuck between episodes of shit
>>I'm still a KV
Ive done it just this night, she is not Hot but fucks pretty nice, my secret is forget about qtps
>>25351618
>born too early for netflix and chill
>born too late for polio iron lung and chill
fuck this shit
Get on omegle you fucking nogs. /r9k/ as a tag, OBVIOUSLY.
WOW just a whole lot of normies
>>25351903
you're on video what did you expect
I want normies out
It's practically New Years. What's on your bucket list, robots?
Fuk youre mum ahehe
>>25352825
dude *high fives* hehehe
