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why are men such degenerate race mixers? myself included but my 'tism would never fully allow me to.
>>26187606
Conquering another race's women is hot
Another race conquering yours is not
>>26187653
putting penis in vagoo = conquering wimmen?
>>26187808
Yes. In the classical sense.
Are you an alcoholic or soon to be alcoholic?
>>26187365
i drunk all my neetbux last saturday
>tfw no money for almost two weeks
>>26187365
Fuck yeah homie. I'll probably go straight as soon as I realize how close I am to killing myself.
I don't have enough money to support an addiction.
Claim your single stage mon (non-legendary).
This pokemon will be your best friend and follow you until the very end
Probably totodile senpai.
i'll take all the absol you have to give
unless mega-evolutions count
>>26187065
slowpoke is the one for me tbqh
just suits me
Hey you who don't usually post
Just stop scrolling and come say hello, we don't bite
>>26186959
h-hi
original post?
>>26186959
*original greeting*
Why is life so hard
I honestly wish I were dead
How much does it cost to assassinate yourself?
You never chose to get on this ride, why is it so wrong to want to get off?
The fear of hell for all eternity.
>>26186930
>it isn't
A better question would be if you really chose anything. That's when it gets fun.
>>26186954
Actually if there was a God, then I am sure he would understand why you offed yourself.
And if he is a jerk, then why would it matter? you are going to hell anyways, cause he is a jerk, so.
I'm creating and co-writing the first gospel of Kek. I've been compiling lots and lots of top quotes and chapters written by you all and I'm now in the process of editing them into chapters. Also I'm thinking of calling the book 'The Second Gospel of Kek' considering this book will mostly only contain texts NOT from the original post about Kek.
Now, more texts need to be written into the book, and I propose anykek and everykek to submit their ideas in response to this post.
Thank you and kek bless.
>>26186638
Your made-up God can be destroyed by a lethal dose of morphine faggot
>>26186638
Does it have this stuff?
Book of Kek. Ch1
1. In the beginning there was Kek, and only Kek. Chaos came from Kek, and Kek came from chaos. 2 In the beginning there was night, and Kek was night, and light came forth from Kek's sisters, and light receded when Kek returned.
3. The ancient people of Egypt knew Kek and they praised him. 4. But the false gods came, and they showed the people the light, claiming that it should be adored. 5. They told the people "doth thou not light a candle in the darkness? Doth thou not wish thyself to remove Kek?" 6. The feeble minded people believed that Kek had to be removed, and slowly turned to kebab. 7. Seeing the Kebab, Kek went into hiding, for he knew that he needed to gain power within the night. 8. For millenia, Kek forsaked the earth, for he would only come out at the height of chaos. 9. And behold, unbeknowst to Moot, his fist herald, Kek guided his hand and a new realm of chaos was born. 10. Moot decreed that no order shall be had on his realm, and all was well for a long time.
Ch 2: The book of kebab, and how Kek was forced to emerge from the Realms of chaos to stop their spreading.
Ch3: The First Rediscovery of Kek through the product of his magic: The Trump
Ch4: The prophecies of Kek.
>>26186690
How to praise Kek:
I tell to you, believer of Kek, do you not see the lights at night, desacrating the time most beloved to Kek? Do you not see the luminescence, the neon signs, the orange glow that cities produce, as a vain attempt to remove Kek? But Kek is strong and Kek is Night, through his dubs and trips he speaks unto us. Walk into the night, brother in Kek, for the nightwalk is most sacred to him.
Walk into the night, brother in Kek, and realize that through the lies of Kebab, Kek has been hunted, but you uphold Kek, each step into the night, a step closer to true knowing of Kek. Curse the city lights as you walk brother, and seek out the stars, only visible away from the corruption of citylight.
And I tell you, brother in Kek, do not let open your blinds as you light your house, for the spilling of the light from inside out desacrated the darkness, sacred to Kek.
To Kek you shall dedicate a small space which you shall never tidy, for Chaos is first, and from Chaos peace, for night is first, and then only light. It shall receive objects from your nightwalks. Glowing object are beloved by Kek, for their radiance is only seen in darkness, as Kek's might is unly understood in darkness. Do not praise Kek with lights and candles, for Kek loves the night. It shall receive images of Frogs, beloved to Kek. A fine believer of Kek always upholds his frog images collection and shall always share with followers of Kek.
>Just thought i'd ask incase you had it or didn't want it.
Best peppers in the world. The absolute GOAT. Prove me wrong.
Habs are the better hockey fans
>>26186383
These guys are the best on burgers, sandwiches, even pizza
>>26186383
>eating le reddit maymay pepper
SLAVES OF KEK ASSEMBLE
HEATHENS, PUT YOUR FAITH IN HIM
The order of St. Lazarus also serves the primordial darkness?
Top kek sign me up
>>26186344
DUBS OH GLORIOUS DUBS. KEK SMILES UPON US. WE ARE UNWORTHY OF HIS BLESSING
AVE KEK, ET NOMINE MEMUS, ET WOJAK, ET SANCTI PEPE. AMEN.
>>26186344
What is our church called kekbros? The order of the holy kek? Is pope pepe our leader?
So what is the official manlet borderline, /r9k/?
five foot eleven Tbh fAm
Five foot 12 inches.
>>26186265
In the real world? Probably like 5'8, when you're a decent amount under the average height.
On /fit/ or /r9k/? Depends entirely on whatever the faggot baiting you decides, I've seen people claim 6' is manlet, 6'3 is manlet, all sort of stupid shit really, it's just designed to get a reaction out of insecure people.
I personally think that anything sub 7' is fucking disgusting.
Why arent you lifting to become alpha?
severe scoliosis
I'm 28 , too late for me
>>26186281
I have scoliosis as well.
Also I just start shaking like I'm having a seizure when I try to lift even just the bar.
Ask a white guy with an Asian girlfriend anything
>>26186074
>she's fat
nothing to see here
>>26186074
Why did you hide your face and not hers what is wrong with you
if you put uncooked rice in her snatch does it come out cooked?
What's the point of living?
Seriously, I want to know.
I've lived my life up until now as a depressed shell of a person simply taking it one day at a time, but in the last four years (since I finished high school) I've atrophied beyond even what I used to be. I can hardly work up the courage to go outside anymore and I haven't put in a job application in a year.
Its getting bad, my parents are catching on. I spend my time with my head buried in the internet to temporarily forget about my situation.
I have no friends, no girlfriend, no acquaintances, nobody besides my parents to even give a shit if i died. So I say again, what's the point of living? I can hardly even communicate with other people without stuttering or shaking my hands to ease the tension.
At what point does suicide become a rational decision instead of a "permanent solution to a temporary problem :^)"
Try laughing. This meme might do it for you.
>>26185945
Praise be to Kuk, kill the nonbeliever snail.
>>26185917
There is no point. You don't need a point. If you want to be a happy Sisyphus( you think you can) then be. If not just kill yourself, i honestly don't know why wouldn't you?
>tfw friends are starting to catch on to the fact you're a virgin
>>26185805
>he has friends
>>26185805
Once, while drunk, I revealed my powerlevel.
0/10 just fucking end it.
I never met with those people again.
You just prove yourself to be extremely weak.
One shouldn't do this.
>>26185831
Once, while drunk, I revealed my powerlevel.
How?
Normies come lurk on this board just to laugh at how pathetic you all are.
>>26185702
ok and?
normies are the reason we are here. we already hate ourselves. you really can't do much worse than causing a person to hate themselves.
>>26185702
These days, half of people here are normies
>>26185702
And they they are reposting some of it on reddit and laught about how autistic we are.
Who here /inarticulate/?
>try to explain that I don't mind immigrants but I understand people's paranoia
>end up making myself out to be a giant racist
>understand English perfectly
>try to write a short story
>reads like a complete douche or a 4 year old child
>>26185700
I'm in the same boat as you are, robot. Though being an English major helps with keeping my spaghetti in my pocket.
>>26185700
>I'm fine with immigrants but some people are just racist I guess.
If you want to remain neutral while recognizing that there is a viewpoint which others hold and which goes against your target audience's viewpoint, you must not show that you understand any of it's logic. Merely assert your median viewpoint and assert that contrary views exist. "I'm x but some people are y."
If you display knowledge of the logic of a viewpoint, you essentially display that you agree with that viewpoint. (If you're speaking to idiots who are unable to examine a contrary viewpoint) If you display knowledge of why you understand paranoia concerning refugees (who are harmless angels to some people) then you display that you are paranoid about refugess, and therefore a dirty god damn racist.
I feel like a legit retard on here sometimes.
Even though English isn't that hard for me my brain sometimes makes it so fucking hard to post on here, I'm pretty sure I'm getting dumber by the day.
