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Just opened up a tin of jalaepeno sardines but I can't finish it -- it's WAAAY too spicy.
How the hell do you robots eat these things?
Turns out /deenz/ was just a meme trick all along...
glad to see this shitty meme is finally dying off.
King Oscar's are god-tier.
>>26181257
wtf why would you buy into the shittiest meme in history.
boys on the internet: tfw no gf, tfw no qt autistic gf
the same boys irl: *laughs at socially inept girl*, mocks any girl who is less than a 9/10
>Implying that's true
>Implying you're a girl
>Implying fembots exist
>no gf to talk with all day online and watch movies and play vidya
i dont mind looks because im pretty bland, i just want someone to spend the day with and do stuff
>>26181203
>>26181372
I have a cyber-gf and she's a fembot...
Feb 1, 2016
There are kids born right now that will live to 2100.
JUST
>>26181089
what if the world is destroyed before then
>4 months ago
>huge anxiety-panic attack over wasted life (at 26 years old)
>lying in bed, having the worst regrets, causing actual pain
>gave up, not talking to family, cut contact with friends, gave up a chance for education/job
>a few days ago the painful regret vanishes
>now only left with no desire to live and paradoxical anxiety for still wasting my life
A time machine used to be my only hope, now I don't even feel like going back.
Find a drug that suppresses your sadness. Take up painkillers full-time. They'll make you happy.
Anyone else here /attractivebutnosocialskills/ ?
It's truly suffering.
Try having neither
Same.
>tfw you're half chad
Better than being full robot, r-right?
My mom says Im handsome so obviously
I also got called qt by some fembots when I posted my pic so it's a pretty safe bet to say Im at least an 8
Is it normal for doctors to set up an appointment for your son's circumcision if you didn't consent to have your son circumcised?
It is if your doctor is Jewish and you live in America, land of the Jewcuck.
>>26180854
yes, if you live in the us
>>26180854
the fuck OP?
If you let your son being circumcised I will personally track you down and kill you.
Circumcision is the most retarded "medical treatment" in western society.
It is literally obsolete and useless, there is no non-religious reason to do it.
Tell your doctor to fuck off.
If he is jewish tell him that hed better been off if his ancestors died in the Holocaust, or even better, tell him you will mark him as No.1 for the second Holocaust.
Why don't you have a foot fetish?
feet look nice, but they aren't something to obsesses over
because I'm not a weirdo?
I have fetus fetish.
'Hey you man!' Come!! We have so nice tattoo Masturbating fetuses biting head from hamster with chop suey in dumpster behind abortion place. You come now! No charge! Bring wife!
Who here /tall/ but feels like a manlet?
I'm 6'2, which a few years ago was my goal height. Now it's 6'7". When I go to the store I'm on average taller than 95% of the people in there, but there are still those super tall cunts that walk past me and trigger me.
It can be done with drugs, if your growth plates haven't closed
>>26180349
fuck off faggot, you don't know pain, real, raw, /manlet/ pain.
5'9
giantess fetish, anyone else know these feels? Sure I could have been a lot taller, but it still hurts, I want to be 5'2
Is this true robotos?
Yes, and they also do it for attention/beta orbiters
Depends on the girl. Some girls are actually into guy things. They are rare. Most girls who want to be around guys and pretend to like guy things are just sluts that want to be fucked. This is especially true for fatties.
>>26180309
fucking YES you moron.
We can all agree that Sanders vs. Trump would be a win/win situation, right?
>>26180211
In terms of dank memes, yes, but in terms of the good of America and the new world order i'm trying to propagate, it would be better if they ran together, with Sanders as vice president.
>>26180211
it would be comedy gold for sure
>>26180425
I'd say Sanders as a running mate would kill Trump, but Trump is apparently immune to political suicide.
Fired from work this morning
Didn't even see it coming
Boss and HR guy came to my desk together and listed every mistake I ever made, every absence and late arrival, and told me I wasn't a team player.
I guess I'm glad they told me at the start of the workday, but I was just shocked.
Now I'm out of work and I don't know what to do. I don't want this type of thing to ever happen to me again
Be a less shitty person and do your job properly and be on time? solved
>>26180161
That's awesome. you probably qualify for unemployment. Enjoy the NEETbux brah.
>>26180190
Be a better slave* and do your job properly and on time? Solved
Thoughts on meme magic?
Even if this is some kind of coincidence, this is still pretty fucking incredible. "Kek", " kuk" and the hieroglyphics for it looking like a guy sitting at a computer
Pretty amazing tbqh
Still, why didn't anybody notice this sooner?
>>26180111
>why didn't anybody notice this sooner?
They have. Meme magic has been a meme itself for years. Only recently, however, have we uncovered the Dark Lord Kek, of whom will bring balance to the Memes, destroy the Normies (not join them), and be brother to all NEETs for he loves them.
>>26180111
consciousness affects reality; this is the essence of magic.
>>26180234
What I mean is, how come all of this nly surfaced recently?
Surely some historian anon would have made the connection ages ago
5'7.5 manlet here.
My mom is 5'6 and my dad is around 6'1.
Following this: http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/childrens-health/expert-answers/child-growth/faq-20057990
I'm supposed to be 6'0, but I'm 21 and 5'7.5. But a few years ago a doctor said my plates weren't fused so I might grow 1 or 2 inches, but I haven't.
Anyways, is there some kind of affordable hormones proven to work that I can take. Or is there some way to talk to a doctor and get insurance to cover something that stimulates my height?
Also what could have lead to my height? I had bad sleeping habits in high school and didn't get out in the sun much. Could that have caused it?
>>26180071
Similar situation, except my mom is 5'5 and I'm 5'7 exactly.
>Anyways, is there some kind of affordable hormones proven to work that I can take. Or is there some way to talk to a doctor and get insurance to cover something that stimulates my height?
Regrettably, HGH is only prescribed in cases like this to guys under 5'5. 5'5 and up is considered normal height from a medical perspective.
>Also what could have lead to my height? I had bad sleeping habits in high school and didn't get out in the sun much. Could that have caused it?
It may have contributed to it, but there are also plenty of cases of guys just inheriting their height from their mother, even doing everything else right (tall father, good diet/sleep/exercise, etc.). Really the only way to guarantee having tall kids is for the mother to be tall herself.
>>26180071
Congratulations on making the 23rd height thread this day.
>>26180152
I'm 21 and I still haven't reached that predicted growth spurt. Think it still might happen for you or me? I looked up late bloomers and some were well into their mid 20's and my dad's side has late bloomers.
Also I see some over the counter HGH online. Would those work? Are they too weak? And would it be risky to take them?
They plan on getting married this year and they've been together for over half a decade now.
What's your excuse?
>>26179860
I'VE WASHED MYSELF IN NIGGERS BLOOD
They are equals. No one should be surprised two 3/10s are marrying.
I'm pretty sure if he lost weight his bone structure is good so he would be handsome. Women can sense(and see) that. That's my "excuse". Look at his chin and cheekbones. It's obvious.
Can we get a MGTOW thread going?
Oh boy. I just can't wait for the angry normies who will start insulting anyone who at all agrees with the mindset.
>>26179625
I thought we ran the normies /out/ long ago..
>>26179663
Nah there is less than there was during the summer. But still many, many normies. I like them though. I really do. At least you can argue with them and call them out on their normie delusions. Boy do they hate that. They hat it almost as much as MGTOW. Women have MGTOW because, well it's men who don't give a shit about them(although some of the men are so inferior that women probably don't even care). And men hate MGTOW because it does what they want to do.
Do you actually like being alone, or have you just convinced yourself that that's what you want?
How would I know if I've convinced myself?
>>26179456
Probably the latter for everyone here, unless they're sociopaths or severely autistic. We're social creatures, we want to be around other people. Millions of years of evolution has pretty much ensured this.
maybe I've just got used to it
when i'm around other people i'm uncomfortable and always looking for an excuse to leave and be alone
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