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How's the job search going, robots?
>tfw nearly 21 and never had a job
>tfw been a neet for most of the past 5 years
>tfw extremely unfit
Pretty shit, basically
>>26189714
My mom is trying to coax me to join the air force (is even forcing me to talk to a recruiter but I'm gonna blow it off). This is my last semester at my community college and afterward I plan on being a wagecuck and saving money to move out. Finding a comfy job will be pretty hard though.
>>26189741
How do you even afford to live
>tfw you shave your balls
>tfw you shave your pubes more than your face
>tfw still nervous every fucking time
>tfw your balls and pubic hair is thicker than the Amazon rain forest
>>26189601
balls, pubes, dick, shaft, taint, anus, nipples and armpits.
how easy is it to get on disability money? is it a public thing that your parents know/judge you for?
how long does it take/did anyone help you?
bumpy
Bewbuhy
Sorry bud but if they see those pizza rolls they are not going to put you on disability. Only a disabled wagecuck normie FUCk would be disabled to go without MY fucking pizza rolls FUCK REEEEEEEE
I had to be diagnosed with major depression to get it.
Is being a manlet the worst fate known to man? Like really who wants short guys?
>>26189512
I'd argue that it's worse to be bald than be manlet.
>>26189558
>tfw bald manlet
Help
>>26189604
>tfw bald ugly dumb unemployed manlet
pls kill me
Anon, I'm pregnant, & its your kid, I hope you don't run away
>>26188896
> Implying a woman would have sex with me
Nice try.
>>26188896
>tattoos
>roastie cunt
>not even once
>>26188913
its actually Jamalrone's kid, but you'll raise it like it was yours, right?
are there any robots here with mental issues and strange social interactions that are actually fighting to get their lives back or improve?
tell me about those ups and downs.
you know what i mean, those days that you win a fight those others that you fall but you still stand up and try again.
you will hear my name someday. i am not anhero i mean because i will rise from the robotic desperation and despair. and you should know that it is a good fight.
>>26188847
You don't get it do you? No matter how far up you rise, you will always succumb and fall back down to the pit of despair. I have been back and forth from r9k for years always returning to my vomit
>>26188847
> mental issues and strange social interactions
> tell me about those ups and downs.
Who are you trying to fool OP? You just said it yourself. You are fucked and have already been played a bad set of cards. Continue to waste your time but you will ALWAYS end up right where you started.
I'm trying, and if I succeed, I will bring mental suffering to those around me. "You guys wasted time on college, you have deadend jobs, you guys are idiots because you couldn't see I was the smart one!"
Goal: send them into depression.
my brother told me yesterday that he became a member of the new far right-wing party in germany, AFD. he told me not to tell my parents because they would worry too much. aside from the obvious stuff, they fear he might lose his job if it becomes public at his workplace.
leaving the fact that he's an idiot for joining them in the first place aside, isnt that kind of an asshole move to tell me this then? if he wanted to keep it a secret, he could have just not told anyone at all. when i asked him why he told me (cause i worry about it as well), he said: "you've got a lot of problems of your own to deal with anyway"
i think he just told me because he has a guilty conscience about it and just needed to tell someone, or wanted to provoke me
what does /r9k/ think of this situation?
He's confiding in you because you're his brother and he trusts you.... which is normal
If you're so conflicted just forget he told you
>>26188782
Maybe he wants you to stop being a cuck and join together with him?
>>26188782
>far right-wing party in germany, AFD
They are not far-right. Not even close.
Your brother is sharing his secret with you because you are probably the closest person to him. What exactly is your problem?
Ireland Thread, dubfag hereUP THE RA
Fuck off potato niggers
American that descended from Ireland and mixed with natives reporting in.
I have a burning desire to visit Kilkenny even though I've never been there.
I might be able to smuggle in more armalites.
Amerishit reporting in, heavily considering moving to or at least visiting Ireland. Any particularly comfy towns to live in? Doesn't have to be any sort of metropolis.
who /Timbs/ here?
I like them but with my butch haircut, weirdly hightest ass and the rest of my clothing choice get mistaken for a lesbian far too often
>>26188392
ITT : Niggers and wagecucks
>>26188442
>tfw just bought a pair with my neetbux
living the life
Why don't the fembots just date the robots?
Fuck the Sackville-Bagginses
Anyone else hate them?
They don't have to settle for us, they can be a professional housewife if the guy can afford a maid/nanny to do everything.
>>26188130
Because fembots don't exists
They're just a bunch of rping faggots
How do you get away from crazy parents?
I can't afford to move out and there's no damn jobs in my city. I've applied to literally hundreds of jobs and no one will hire me.
I can't stand living with my mother anymore, She's abusive, manipulative, liar, hypocrite, She is pure evil. I feel trapped and I'm reaching a breaking point. Is there anything I can do other than become homeless and live in a shelter?
>>26188102
if i knew i would do it
Jump a bus innacity and go job hunting there, try to,find some free places to couch cruise, etc
At least, that's been the advice I've been getting in a similar thread on /adv/
I'm in the same situation, i've just been sleeping during the day to avoid her.
>last Thursday
>toilet started acting up
>wouldn't flush
>try snaking it several times
>must be the sewer line
>probably roots from the cedar tree that she refuses to cut down even though it's ruining the foundation
>"but it looks nice"
>anyway, can't fix the toilet myself
>i do a lot for her but this isn't my house and i'm not going to deal with a plumber for her
>explain what i think the problem is
>tell her to call a plumber tomorrow morning
>cut to Friday morning
>"did you call a plumber?"
>"i'll do it later"
>explain to her that it's Friday and they're going to charge extra if you call on the weekend
>she goes and gets a hotel room at a casino all weekend
>she thinks i'll concede to this shit and call deal with a plumber myself
>no
>piss in sink, and shit at a gas station
>Monday, i don't say anything
>hear her yelling
>few hours later there's some guy working on the toilet
i wish the memes were accurate, living with your mother as an adult is awful
Genetics > all.
Hands like Quasimodo? Disgusting, what practical use do those have outside of being a warehouse worker?
>>26188084
ewww why would a guy want that?
>>26188084
I want those sausage fingers in my pussy
Hey faggots. I'm a psych major and have been testing shit out by doing free online therapy. I mostly help out on omegle under advice tags, but I thought 'I come here all the time anyway, why not just do it here'
TL;DR dump your shit on me and I'll try to help.
Not sure if b8 but, Bumping for interest
>>26188133
Not bait, looking back it does look like it though. In all seriousness I'm willing to help with shit though.
How do I know if I'm really depressed?
Are women good at anything but attention whoring?
>>26187881
Maybe sucking dicks but i'd be highly doubtful in that either.
>>26187911
So attention whoring minus the attention part
>>26187881
getting free shit from guys like me.
I heard fat girls have self-esteem issue and are much easier. Is this true?
How do I get a fat gf? I'm not very attractive myself.
Also if you manage to repair their self-esteem, do they leave you for someone hotter?
Thanks in advance.
>>26187669
Are you a fat fuck?
>Be aware large women have standards too.
>>26187669
thats not fat
thats true thick
>>26187669
Yes you'll hear them bragging and boasting about how hot they are but 2 days later they'll have an emo melt down
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