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>Bernie
>Trump
>Shillary
>Everyone else not getting enough attention to be elected
America is so fucked
Bernie gets my vote. If you actually follow these people and listen to what they say, youd know why.
People want the "cool' guy in office but dont know shit about politics
>>26201708
americans in a nutshell. have no clue what they're saying, but will act like they are above everyone else. cherry on the cake that sanders hates americans like that while still being vague enough to do the same shit.
>>26201636
TED MOTHERFUCKING CRUZ KIDDO
summarize your life in 1 picture
>>26198965
one t is.
i want to leave and be diegvmdnbv
a trash in deed
>roasties that cant take compliments
>roasties that cant enjoy your humor
>updog
>pure undiluted autism
Holy fuck, you're terrible.
I don't want to be awake edition
Paki scum die.
My tree farm room is coming along lads, nearly half way there
My glucose levels are FUCKED lads
ITT: greentext all of your problems, robots reply and tell you if you shoudl an hero or not
I'll start.
>no college, unemployed, no licence or car. since high school.
>Live in filthy trailer park with mom surrounded by trailer trash degenerates.
>no help from mom because even she is a fucking NEET too. with no income
>only person paying the rent is grandma
>mom is chronically deppressed, as am I. cant take care of herself. has had two strokes. refuses to get disability assistance keeps the house fucking filthy. our floors are falling in we have a faulty heater and fucking animals crawl up our vents at night and i have to shower at the neighbors.
>no father figure to help me, dad is absent from my life. wonttalk to me.he makes 150k a year i never got any help from him.
>nothing to do every day. at home i have nothing to do. no music to listen to no internet no tv no phone.. nothing
>only time i can go online is when i take my 2005 era windows xp laptop that can only go on simple websites
>everytime i go to therapy. they treat me like a second class citizen because my doctors and shirnks are literally free clinic medicaid teir.
>trust issues cuz bullied, abused, molested and hurt as a kid
>tfw strives to be at least upper middle class. and wants to go to med school but high school gpa was shit. in order to go to college you have to have a home base. and transportation.. cant go to school if i dont know how we are going to keep the lights on.
>tfw doomed to be a blue collar wageslave forever if im lucky
>dont even have money for basic needs, like clothing, razors to shave with, toothpaste, etc
>tfw living barely one step above homeless.
>tfw dont want to be this way, im not lazy, white trash, or hillbilly. want to be sucessful
Should i do it guys?
Na senpai
Sounds like you're pretty fucked, anon.
You should start applying for dem programs.
>>26194126
What's wrong with being homeless? I'm about to be homeless myself and I'm cautiously optimistic. Already started to assemble my hobo bag
>Say "hello" to 2 nice ladies at the bus stop today
>none of them said hi back.
Crushing, absolutely crushing.
>>26205454
>implying saying hi to random strangers is a normal thing to do.
Who the fuck just says hi to random people.
Atleast you said 'hello'
>>26205489
It is normal in the north of England mate. Everybody gets on here like brown bread on butter
Anons help me, a cute girl on tumblr just sent me this. How the fuck do i respond? She has a boyfriend who is apparently 20 years older than her.
7/10 got me pretty good
"Let's make it happen"
That dream might not even have happened but she wants you.
ok i didn't want to wait longer with responding and she said this now??? what do she's really cute
What the fuck is going on guys? Everywhere I look I see juniors and seniors with that hollow look in their eyes, sagging face, blemishes & scars, just haggard sad girls. These people are only 21 and 22. They look like there are 30 year olds inside them trying to break free. WHAT THE FUCK is this?? Ive heard the 'woman's prime is 20' meme, but god damn does the woman's prime not even last till 25?
so you want them to get surgeries like ivanka?
>>26205134
are you
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>>26205169
explain bb?
Why aren't you guys going out and meeting women?
my gf wouldn't like that
>>26204544
his gf wouldn't like that
>>26204528
because women are inferior to me and are all dumb sluts
:) they'll never be good enough for me, so I get to stay inside and watch anime and play video games all the time.
they're so inferior. they'll never match me.
they're worthless
Any one else actively improving their lives? I've made huge social and physical gains in the past year. At this point I'm only using this board to gauge my progress by how much I relate to the people posting here.
Yeah, but haven't made any social gains. I just leave the house slightly more often than I used to.
>>26204647
Thats how it starts.
I lost internet during my time as a neet so I had to walk 2 miles to the nearest library to get my fix.
Nothing matters when you have an ugly face and a small dick. You can be the most ripped, intelligent and charismatic guy on earth yet you would still be inferior to Chad. All that hard work for nothing but scraps, sometimes not even that.
IT IS TIME, LET US GO ADAM'S DARK SHADOW
>>26203833
u avin a giggle cunt??
>>26204037
and u wanker cunt
fuck off!
get out cunt
>>26204063
y u cheaky cunt swear to god
good bant cunt
>TFW
>Good grades in engineering school
>6'4
>jacked
>6 inch cock
>great facial aesthetics
>kissed girls in nursery
>slapped girls asses in nursery
>lost virginity at 14
None of you will ever know these feels.
Must feel bad man.
>boasting about 6 inches
>brags about 6 inch dick
>lost virginity at 14
Better bait next time pls senpi
>good grades in engineering school
>engineers think they're impressive for this
>engineers think other people care
>engineers think they're not just learning watered down concepts from other disciplines
First off, why the fuck are you guys still searching for a girl to live your worthless miserable weeb life with? What the fuck makes you think you will find an actual female who's willing to accept your "hobbies" and habits and deal with them for the rest of her life?
Second, why the actual living fuck you use literal cancer shit like Tinder, Craigslist, or OkCupid? Like, those are sites made by NORMIES, for NORMIES. What the fuck were you thinking when you started using them? That you're gonna find a girl that has the same lifestyle as you? And also that she will DEFINITELY BE INTO YOU? YOU?
I'm seriously disappointed in that, seeing all these shitty greentext stories with girls, people are still SURPRISED girls behave like that when they just stop replying to their messages "with no reason". And even if you do succeed, guess what you will have to do if you wanna meet her. You'll need to get out of your room/house. Good luck with that, you fat shit.
No, seriously, no bait, full seriousness. Why haven't you given up on girls yet?
>>26203679
you sound like a roastie who wants to keep all the cute robots to herself
>>26203751
I'm a straight male who knows what's going on in this literal shithole we call earth
>>26203679
>no shut in neet gf like me to watch anime and play vidya with all day
i dont even mind if she isnt attractive because im not that attractive as well
just someone to spend the day with and do stuff with ;_;
>Its 8:30 am
>wasted on my front porch drinking beers and smoking cigarettes
>ugly middle aged tweeker comes up and asks me for a cigarette
>flirt with her for awhile as we smoke because fuckit why not
>she leaves
>still out here drunk as hell enjoying the morning sun
>two pretty girls my age walk by and one kick a tree (god knows why) in my front yard
>think it would be funny to say "dont fucking kick my tree!"
>both nervously say sorry snd hurry away
>embarrassed so i go inside immediately and start watching shitty sitcoms
>FUCKING hate myself
Whats wrong with me...
You blew it with 3 girls in the span of a few minutes? Impressive work.
>>26203086
Thx bro... I needed that
>>26203038
I think the tree girls would have been cool if you didn't say "fucking". Using that word made an otherwise funny command sound threatening.
Who /DSBM/ here?
This is true robot music, not fucking bourgeois hipsters with an acoustic guitar singing about their oneitis. This is true despair, self-destruction, rejection of all that is normie and optimistic. This is music to torture normies to.
Post and discuss your favorite DSBM albums and songs. Starting with this masterpiece. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tzOQ7CzrwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffbfBfe_ws
>2013
sheeeit getting old, been listening to those guys since 11' already
>>26203042
Never really got into that band tbqh, doesn't feel hateful enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6pUDokUJJA
>>26202991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swSBL62pFv4
who /cut themselves to dsbm here/
