Hello. I'm looking for a girlfriend.
I'm a 5'9" x 158 lbs guy.
I just want to talk to fembots.
So please male bros hide the thread when you see it.
Now for the girls. I would like to be your slave in bed.
I'm very romantic and I love cooking for you.
As you can see I'm desperate for a girlfriend. But that doesn't mean I'm a loser. I'm just honest about what I'm looking for.
I would like to say that I'm a great guy with a great sense of humor.
Please do not use profanity in my thread. I'm a very...
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>>26231162
Bump. I will get a girlfriend today, I can feel it.
Please someone respond.
I need love in my life.
Is, anyone there.......?
someone?
It's doomsday tomorrow.
I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin and I'm going to approach a girl tomorrow. I have never approached a girl in my life before.
I see this girl regularly at the train station, she's fucking stunning 10/10. So I'm planning to ask her out for coffee.
Needless to say, I am shitting myself. I'll be a shaking, sweating, gibbering mess when I talk to her, but I don't care if I embarrass myself, I just want for once in my life to have the balls to approach a girl.
It also happens to be my birthday...
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>approaching a girl
fuck off normie
Why do you have to approach a 10/10? I don't get how this board complains about women all day and how they're all whores but then only focus on the most attractive ones. If you want better odds, try just asking out an average looking girl. She'll probably have a better personality too.
POP a few painkillers youll be fine buddy
So I know there are Chads on this board, along with women.
So tell me about Chad. If you are Chad, tell me how women and men behave around you. If you are a woman, tell me all about how you flirt with Chad, how you fuck(ed) Chad, and if you are a non-Chad dude, you can tell me about the Chads you've met.
I'm in a masochistic mood today, so I'd like to hear stories highlighting how much better my life would be. If I was Chad.
women twirl their hair around me, glance and check me out,
if they''re drunk throw themselves at me or overtly flirt/check out
they primp their clothing when i enter a room and think i can't see them checking out my ass
guys are usually suck ups or threatened or also solo alphas
women are subhuman and its painfully obvious, most I meet are educated at least to undergraduate yet they are clearly very low iq.
I work retail so most of my stories come from retail.
I've slept with numerous coworkers, had customers flat out offer me sex under the guise of coming over to help them with shit
>I need bookcases moved, you should come over and move them, it pays more then you probably make here
another
>I'm just a stop sign away
random woman will touch you 'friendly' but you can tell it's sexual.
I've fucked around 150 women - a mixture of one night stands, fuck buddies, and a few serious relationships.
Women like me and appreciate it if you're honest about your intentions. I don't bullshit shit them, we just get along well and fuck.
>Look, someone apparently decided to come out of his cave today!
>We ate all the chicken, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left!
>>26230793
who are you people
and why are you in my house
and whats with the dead hippy in the toilet?
>>26230793
Holy shit, whats with the fucking wheelchair?
Why are there white bitches in my house?
Shoo. There isn't any cheap white wine here.
Hey /r9k/ next week is my 38th birthday and it will mark 10 years since I have had sex(and it was with a prostitute). The last time I had sex with a woman for free was when I was 25.
Why, You might ask? How is this asshole not a failed normie? Reeeeeee! Well let me explain:
I was a very good looking kid, really good looking. I even did some minor modeling, I had good facial structure sandy blonde hair piercing blue eyes and a natural swimmers body that maintained itself without a lot of work. And although I was better than most people I wasn't he best looking...
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you should really write these things before you post them you know
>>26230530
Another Chad here. Finish the post, Chad. I need to know how my life is going to end go down in flames.
>>26230530
In college it got worse, I had matured a little bit and had been around so much all I wanted was a girl to be faithful, but my trust in them was fully shattered. I had been hit on by my family, my best friends girlfriends, women I loved and trusted. I found myself increasingly disgusted at how a woman would willingly risk her family, marrige, job and well being and for what? Just for 15 minutes of sex?
I became depressed, I couldn't even look at my mom and sisters without being sick about the things they'd...
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HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKING NERVOUS
So I have this really hot teacher, and me and a friend found her personal Vine account, I found her doing a lot of sexy stuff, and accidentally FUCKING LIKED ONE OF HER SHOWING OFF A DRESS, AND MY ACCOUNT NAME IS MY FULL FUCKING NAME.
What do I Fucking do? I have her first period tomorrow!!!
>>26230113
SEE WHAT YOU CAN GET OUT OF THIS HAVE HER FUCK YOU FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
Delete your vine and deny everything. Just play dumb.
>>26230113
Post her account
>tfw no big booty black or mixed gf
>>26229364
Is everyone here low test or something? what the fugg
>>26229364
>no black ass to bury my face in
I just don't understand it, im black but for some reason I am just not that attracted to black girls. i can get hard to tgem but it takes ages for me to get off. but to high test latina? i can get off in less than a few minutes.
what is wrong with me
How do you feel about cute/infantile women?
This woman is 20
>>26229188
They must be impregnated with the seed of the black man
I would say I feel erectile.
1000000x better looking than any black woman could ever hope to be
black women are ugly and disgusting
Does anyone else get the feeling that the future is going to be horrible? like every day the world is just becoming worse and worse and there really is no reason to try and make your life better because it's all gonna fall to shit whatever you do?
>>26229173
It absolutely will get worse and worse.
There's nothing left for good honest people to hold fast to for strength and meaning anymore.
Shit, nigga seems like the only game left is fighting for fightings sake.
>>26229173
Everyday. Its the reason I waste my days away on this site
The world has actually never been safer than it is now. Lifespans have also never been longer.
who else /weed/ here?
how long have you been smoking?
how many times you smoke a week
I smoke a gram in 2 days whenever I have it. I can't slow down when weed is sitting right in front of me.
>inb4 lmao dude i smoke an eight a day
Used to be that guy, but cant afford it right now and feel like a empty shell right now. I have built my entire life around SMOOKIN W33D BRO and just now realized the few friends i have are only intrested in high me :').
How do i exit this ride?
>>26228992
i used to smoke daily but i quit because im trying to get my shit together and get my own place, so no smoking until then.
my friends that so smoke tho, i can now see that they are addicted to the shit and its kind of sad when my buddy buys weed avery week but can barely keep up with his rent
I'm starting to fall for anime girls. There's just no hope for me.
So cute, so kawaii
She kinda looks like the feels guy
>>26228901
there is no return from here fampai
Everybody say it with me
PRESIDENT SANDERS
Even though he's not perfect, he's far better than Shillary. Shillary is a fucking moron, who threatens the peace and stability in our world because of her militant positions. Confronting powerful, backwards regimes which have bigger armies than the US and/or bigger nuclear arsenals than the US is as retarded as it gets. If she had any intelligence, she would take a smarter tactic and subvert them instead.
Yea, is there a chance though? And what would he mean for Military salaries? I think he hates veterans.
PRESIDENT SAN-
Wait, If everyone says it we are going to get muted by the robot.
Also, did anyone noticed that once the guy combed his hair his popularity skyrocketed?
What would you say is the most embarrassing fetish?
>>26228147
foot fetish
maybe its not even the fetish itself but feetfags always come off as being gayer than actual faggots
>>26228147
balloon fetish
come at me bros
hate to go along with the crowd, but the obvious answer is cuckolding. you literally get off on the deepest, most primal embarrassment a man can face.
i say without irony that cuckfags deserve to be shot in the street.
I just did an interview for The Music on Periscope and it was live streamed to promote my upcoming record Pool.
Watching back I was revolted at the response from viewers online. Basically virtual (spineless) catcalling through the whole thing. It's really sad that a woman can be talking about her art and life's work and men diminish her value to her tits and ass. Here's some of the comments that were blowing up my screen.
[insert a bunch of sexual comments here]
REALLY??? Gross.
Here I am talking about my album, something great that I accomplished - and THIS is what you all have to say? This is the kind of blatant misogyny that we - all women - experience daily, as if we have no value known to man than that which serves him sexually or otherwise, but always less valuable than him. Whether it's body shaming, slut shaming or degrading women by reducing them down to tits and a pussy, it's the same disgusting shit and dudes need to be made accountable.
What I want is for guys who take part in this to be named and blamed - and for other guys who happen to take calling out misogyny personally - to LISTEN to our actual experiences and realise that this is part of a much bigger, much scarier problem than you and your little ego. My blood is boiling right now. This would never happen to a guy. No. A man is allowed to be good at something and talk about it and be heard. A man is allowed to accomplish something and be praised or have a skill or share his knowledge without being diminished to his genitals and what they might look like.
http://themusic.com.au/opinion/music/2016/02/03/clairy-browne-this-fucked-up-culture-of-misogyny-is-alive-and-well-in-2016/
here's her music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOwJLD_mgQk
>i bet you have biggg nipples
DUDES NEED TO BE MADE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS BLATANT MISOGYNY
>>26227722
-_- this whore is complaining about sexual comments? Women are like a parody at this point. Such memes. ..
Black Hermione.
Thoughts?
Another picture to show you
>>26226764
>>26226768
Why are Ron and Harry honkeys? Black men cannot be wizards?
There is fan art of this literally everywhere