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>burning up with fever at work, shitting and puking my guts out every 5 minutes
>cant afford a single hour of sick leave
>no days off for 6 more days
Just cut my finger open now too
>>26240526
>>26240576
>getting everyone else sick because "muh sick leave"
Fuck off.
>>26240719
>tfw work had a sweet system of 5 days unpaid time off and a separate paid time off bank for vacations and shit
>tfw work decides "lol we are gonna get rid of the unpaid days off and now if you miss its coming out of your paid days off. Better take care of your health Anon if you want to have vacation days at the end of the year."
>tfw employer has that smug Pepe face as I rage like Wojack
One of the few times I wish I could be a NEET.
>He fantasized about having latent superpowers that finally kick in when terrorists attack his school, allowing him to save all his classmates and make them finally want to be his friends.
Nothing wrong with a bit of daydreaming plus its noble. There are plenty more selfish desires out there.
>He used to fantasize about performing his favorite song in front of the whole school
I always fantasized about having super powers that let me be the Lebron James of any sport
What are the best jobs for autistic, anti-social, introverts for robots like us?
Entry-level please.
>tfw you don't qualify for NEET bux and forced to live a wagecuck life
>>26236387
I heard nighttime security is good for robots.
>>26236387
I got a job as a male pornstar and I'm all of the above.
No experience required just have a big dick.
>>26236415
Can robots handle confrontation?
Are you a normie?
A cyborg? >5/10
or a true robot? >8/10
>>26234945
all 10
6
[robot tobor]
t b o r o
That's a ten
What's you're Fetish, /r/9k?
Blood and knives
sissies, traps, trannies, femdom, chastity etc
>>26223535
Having sex with penis-less girls.
The ride is over. Good night sweet NEETs. I hope it was worth it.
I hope those moments when you managed to escape into your waifu gaming world were worth it.
>>26246579
Foolish wagecuck, Subway was only one of our meals. As long as we have Little Ceasers and Tendies we will exist.
This is just a small set back.
>>26246579
"5 dollar" "footlong" my ass, they can go fuck themselves, greedy bastards
>>26246579
Lol you mean 9$ footlong...
Would you date a girl that browses /r9k/ ?
I wouldn't go near such an emotional wreck to be honest. Major red flag
>>26245877
Yes I would, but one prob wouldn't date me
>>26245877
Sure, as long as I felt she was normal
Jokes on you, I'm hardly even depressed
I don't understand robots, you insisted that your princess was different from the other girls..
IT'S BEST THREAD TIME!! WOOO!!
I'm a relative outsider to r9k, but every time I come here, this image is posted.
Who is this? And why is she pretty much a daily thread?
>>26245406
>why is she crying?
this picture disturbs me more than it should
>"No one will ever love you if you can't love yourself"
Is it true?Please don't let it be true; I fucking hate myself.
It's one of those things that is true in so many cases that there may as well not be exceptions.
Where exceptions exist, the person who hates themself almost always hides their self-loathing.
>>26245364
yeah, it's true. Sorry OP.
>>26245364
>he fell for the just world meem
Women are whores
wew
Fuck, I'm 24 and plan on going back to college and by the time I''m done I'll be like 30. Gonna have to settle for used up whores.
Sparta's mattress.
Who here can speak Spanish?
Not me faggot.
>esc cuando hablas como retrasado en tu propio idioma pero dejas de tartamudear cuando hablas otro como ingles o frances
>>26243820
Sorry, I'm white
Whats your preferred hair colour on a woman /r9k/?
black by far
blonde
it seems like blonde girls go for darker guys though
I have red hair so I just gave up the dream of ever having a ginger gf.
>>26243726
As long as it's natural, I don't think I'd cars.
If you have a girlfriend does she tell her friend's the length of your penis?
yes, but girls are terrigble at estimating length which could be good or bad
>>26243312
Yes, girls constantly talk about other guys' dick size.
Even if they're not size queens, they still love to gossip and casually bring up penis size.
They talk a lot more about sex than guys do in my opinion.
>>26243312
eventually, yes
Keep paying for my existence wagecucks.
I'm going to show all of these posts to the government.
Benefits are supposed to be for keeping those unable to work surviving. Not for some fucking lazy sperg to sit at home and leech off real people.
Benefits will be cut, just count your hours. The ride is going to end, and you will have no experience and no connections to actually get a job and you will perish.
So think about that.
>>26242731
Keep counting down those days until you turn 26, and have to re-qualify for benefits on your own merits.
Maybe you will be a wealthy writer by then!
>>26242764
Sure thing wagecuck. They can't stop my autismbux because they know I will go crazy and fuck you normie wagecucks up.
Let's have a good oil' comfy thread!
dude original comments lmao what a fucking retarded meme
Original comment system sucks
Posting more very original content
