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What do we call these kinds of males?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGqz_SE1uM
>>26211198
nu males, aka kucks
>>26211220
do women like them?
>>26211198
Nu-Male
bloxx
Anon, wanna take a walk in the woods with us?
Yes. Definitely yes
no thanks I can't, I have allergies
No, I have work to do. If you don't want to fuck I don't know why you're talking to me.
Literally someone give me 1 good reason against gender neutral toilets???
They're already a thing. Only one person at a time though.
>>26210754
I don't want to whip my dick out in a room full of grills
Perverts
write a poem r9k. its not gay - girls like it, i'll start:
wondering where my life is going
i guess i still dream it can change
not that it has yet
at least not for the better
>>26209543
im a gay cuck sissy boy
i browse r9k while sitting on my dildo
cumming to interracial porn brings me joy
people dont want to be my dominant master
but i dont care though
because i can make myself cum faster
i think im gonna buy another sex toy
Raped into life we were,
And raped from life we'll be.
We will be raped of all we are,
And raped of all we'll see
Never was there a chance to consent,
Never a chance to flee.
For we are raped by life and time
And suffer from it eternally.
>>26209543
>girls like it
depends on the guy who's writing the poem
>be hungry skeleton
>go to the gym for the first time in my life
>don't really know what I'm doing so just pick up some dumbbells
>struggle to lift the nearly lightest ones there
>this one Chad picks up the heaviest weights and starts lifting right next to me
>seeing him lift those huge weights with his giant arms while I struggle to lift babby weights with my noodle arms completely destroys my self esteem
>after a few minutes he tries to talk to me and give me advice
>"t-thanks"
>lift for a few more minutes then call for my mom to pick me up
>haven't gone back since
>Go for run at 5am before dog walkers ruin entire track on some days.
>Do 20 push ups on every hour every other day.
>Improving and haven't had to talk to a soul.
That's why they call me the Regginator
>>26209443
>>seeing him lift those huge weights with his giant arms while I struggle to lift babby weights with my noodle arms completely arouses me to have an erection
ftfy
>>26209443
Similar feel
>be hungry skello
>motivated to work out at home
>push ups, have 25's and 30's for other exercises
>try eating 3200 calories every day
>gained 5 pounds in a month
>got sick
>couldn't eat anything
>lost the weight
>lost motivation
Back to skellyland
how do you deal with the huge posibility of life having no meaning and then you stop existing?
Why is a meaning of life necessary to you?
Life having a meaning or not wouldn't matter to me anyway since if it doesn't feel good I wouldn't want to fulfill my life's purpose anyway, so as long as what I'm doing feels good i'm alright senpai.
I think it's a pretty small possibility that life has no meaning. I mean, if you think about it, it's bullshit to think everything that ever existed was just some condensed ball of matter then exploded into everything exists now. That takes a retarded amount of faith that I don't have so I'm just waiting to see how things play out and enjoying my time here in life.
Who here is a normie on the outside, and a robot on the inside
>Me
>Works out regularly
>Decent looking
>Doesn't dress like an autist
>Able to have small talk without spilling spaghetti
>Live in California and able to get the best medical weed in the west coast
But
>Have social anxiety
>Throughout HS was an autist and made no new friends
>Shitpost, watch anime, play vidya, jerk off most of the day
>Little to no interaction with other people
>Still a virgin
>Smokes weed to relief boredom and depression
>>26208046
Sounds like my life OP except working out. Be prepared for hate
Confirming I'm not the only one that lives the borg life
>>26208046
>Smokes weed to relief boredom and depression
you better stop smoking weed right now
Can we have a vocaroo thread? I'm in the mood for singing and making stupid voices.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nd7GpeZXf4
>>26207634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F8m4CrG3dD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A0d3GewIae
>>26207712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03q2zcN2JHe
Do people on r9k really eat sardines?
They are disgusting af.
This is why you are all virgin losers.
Why can't you go eat a big mac and fries like a normal person?
>23g of protein per 100g
>taste fine with chilli sauce
>all the Omega 3s you could ever wish for
>cost like 40p
>fell for the sardine meme
>eat them every day multiple times for 2 weeks
>have gout now
>toes burn so badly that I can barely concentrate
>>26206899
you mug
ITT: Family Feels
A family that prays together, stays together
Sarah's kinda hot but her kids are pretty average looking.
>>26205787
Are those real names?
There is no libertarian free will (from this point on, when I say "free will", I mean libertarian free will unless otherwise specified).
The idea of free will is incompatible with both causality (everything having a cause) and acausality (some things having no cause).
If everything is caused, then all our thoughts and feelings are the result of prior causes, meaning every action we do, every thought we had, etc. is the inevitable result of what happened before.
If some things aren't caused, then our wills can't cause them (because then they wouldn't be uncaused). So that also means no free will.
Beyond that, we have proof that chemicals can CAUSE (i.e., MAKE) people have thoughts they wouldn't otherwise have and do things they wouldn't otherwise do. Antidepressants can make you feel better, or they can make you kill yourself. Amphetamines can cause you to compulsively masturbate, or cause you to do well in school when you were sucking.
We don't even "experience" free will. Thoughts just pop into our heads. When you're jacking off and you think of your mom all of a sudden, did you "choose" to have that thought? No--it just popped into your head. You didn't select it. It just came to you. That's how thoughts work.
There's also tons of evidence that our personalities come from our genetics and how we were raised. So that kills free will too.
Free will is incompatible with reality and we don't even experience it. It's a meme.
>>26204876
So what? Why do you even care?
>>26204876
I think our ability to be aware of this supposed lack of free will is indicative of "something" freer than mere determinism.
I agree that most people function like robots, but I think that can be overcome.
>>26204876
Interesting post
Familia
It's that time of the day. Discuss your brain problems here. Inb4 posts about us being special snowflakes.
Inb4 the fedora tippers who say mental illnesses don't exist
>>26203562
I think I'm legit retarted
>final exam
>multiple choice
>read question
>feels like I forgot the meaning of words
>literally do not understand
>and the question shouldn't have been that hard
If you think mental illness is a meme, then odds are you're a disgusting normie who doesn't belong here.
Top kek brothers. Have you taken a moment to remember our true God during this new day? Might kek bless all you brothers and free us from normies and rosties.
Praise kek indeed, and praise his repeating digits!
>>26199211
And you received. Kek grants. Blessed
>>26199182
Taking some time off work to praise Kek.
Have any of you robots ever made anything?
You don't have to necessarily be proud of it, just proud you tried once.
Here are two things I've made a comic page (failed the course)
and a song (can't afford recording equiptment)
>https://soundcloud.com/montrose-1/shower-steam
I would like us all to appreciate our creations for what they are.
Be mean, be critical, be nice, be whatever.
Let's just talk about how great those rare times we created felt.
I made an improvised, satirical, incredibly shitty and poorly recorded album that is supposed to make fun of normies but might just be the biggest embarrassment possible for my future self
>>26194692
forgot link kill me pls
https://soundcloud.com/mutt-520455195/sets
>>26194692
I'm actually so pumped for this
>Why are you so quite anon?
I'm not really that anon actually.
>"go up to the front and tell us about yourself anon"
>Loosen up a little!
Silence is the worst though.
