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Why do you guys hate women?
Is it because they won't fuck you?
Maybe you're the problem
>>26223379
See, if I say how many girls I've fucked, but dislike them still, I get "normie get out reeee"
If I don't mention that and use it to clarify my opinion, I get "lol virgin"
No way to win.
>>26223379
it's that they dont need to try literally all they have to do to get a relationship is exist yet we get mocked for trying like WTF make women so special that the dont even need to fucking try
>>26223379
hmmmmm blox blox blox
>walking in the halls
>some ginger with earbuds in autism jeans is walking in front of me
>literally walking while dancing like that part in Spider-Man 3
>he hears some kid use "hell" in a sentence
>he loudly says "NO SWEARING" to the random kid
>"...sorry"
>"YOU KNOW THE RULES, NO SWEARING IN SCHOOL!"
You guys have any autism school stories or reasons as to why they put them in the same school as everyone else?
>>26223339
That sounds hilarious. I think it's funny that you assume that he as autism and he was not just being a funny guy. I think you are the one that has autism here.
>>26223465
>being this normie
>not understanding our memes
Get out
>>26223498
I've been coming to /r9k/ since it's creation and I still don't understand all of our memes. I get them, I just don't understand why people like them so much.
I'm not that fag you were replying to.
>be me
>have felt an object growing on back of neck for a while
>get fed up finally
>use exacto knife to cut it off and get rid of it
>FUCK
>musthavemisjudgedsharpness.page
>knife slides into the back of my neck
>hits one of my vertebrae
Am I finally going to die guys?
What if I lose feeling in my legs or something. Hasn't stopped bleeding and fluid keeps coming out.
>>26222468
What was the object? Pics?
Hit a piece of metal on a stove then hold it on the wound
>>26222476
I'll try. I'm alone and fat so I can't get a clear picture of behind my neck at the base of my skull
Good morning, wagecuck. Almost half-way through your work week.
Another day, another dollar.
Fuck you, im sick
>>26222116
Thisis one of the best mornings.
>>26222116
God damn right. It's pretty sweet, actually. Getting paid doing what I love. It had to hurt, knowing you're absolutely worthless.
>inb4 nobody here will be alive in 100 years
Yeah, but until then you have to live with the guilt and the resentment. Have fun.
>go on tinder
>switch settings to males
>literally every guy on there is a Chad
>literally every one of them has no facial deformity like an overbite, receding jaw, etc.
I hate my life. How has society become so messed up that men are struggling to get girlfriends and women can get a man anytime. There is literally almost one man per woman.
my theory is that chads cheat on their girlfriends and thus have multiple girlfriends who think that chad is their one and only, leaving a lot of guys who are single due to the delusion of the female race
Iktf man. Yesterday I made a fake female account on a dating app. I was curious as to why my legit account was struggling to get matches even with average girls, so I used an average girl and it was unbelievable. It was full of attractive, interesting men and the average ones got matched with you as soon as you liked them.
I dropped it because within a day some guys were already establishing an emotional bond and I felt bad about it.
Consider the following.
Only about 20% of women can orgasm decently from just vaginal intercourse.
Most men can orgasm from vaginal intercourse.
This means that only about 20% of women in this world would ever be interested in randomly getting it on with a stranger who probably won't know how to even make them orgasm.
But most men can orgasm from just ramming it in there.
You get what I'm trying to say? A lot of search and demand, not a lot of supply.
Also, most women care more about finding someone they will be able to be in a relationship with. (supposing that they haven't been brainwashed into thinking that having sex without orgasms is somehow the right way to be).
>anon we'll give you $20 if you let us watch you jerk off
wot do?
lol i've done this for free. I came into this girls bra. ahh good times.
>>26221422
Can you please fuck off?
What does this even mean?
Whar are these kinds of threads supposed to be about?
It's fucking unrealistic and retarded, now fuck off and die OP please.
Impregnat all of them on the spot without even penetrating.
Then get my money and buy a shitton of beers. Shit is cash.
When did you realize your problems are your own, and not caused by anyone else?
Is it liberating or damning to know that everything you've done has lead to the life you now live, that we make our own destiny?
>>26221246
I'd say a little of both. I feel the ability to change my course, but I lack the confidence or energy to do it
>>26221246
what if your ugly? it's not your fault you were alienated just because you ugly.
Yes, my personal problems are my own
but the problems of the world are caused by fucking hook nosed Jews and that's a fact
Hitler wanted to exterminate this??
>>26221217
he did a lot of meth, not all of his decisions were good.
>>26221217
I want to bite her nose :3
>>26221411
the more i hear about this hitler guy, the less i like desu senpai
What was your latest dreams senpaitachi?
For me it was a good friend hating me, shit felt so real
>>26221026
I don't even have dreams anymore
>>26221071
Oh...soryy senpai
A blonde with purple eyes admiring me and saying i'm really handsome all the time and invited me to her big beach house at Bali.
Woken up before I arrived there.
Make me want to shoot my head desu.
Why do people pretend that they drink alcohol for the taste?
Why do people pretend that alcohol doesn't taste like shit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peer_pressure
You're just a gay ass kid. I don't think there's anything that tastes better than alcohol. Even the cheapest, shittiest alcohol tastes like fucking heaven.
>>26220760
they do it because everyone else does it and the first person to do it was paid to.
ask a psychologist anything.
no not kidding. go ahead
do you have a theory behind my liking girls with dicks and if so what is it?
Should I reject my shameful fetish, or accept it? I want to get rid of it but it's tough man.
>>26219323
If you feel you can't help a patient or that they're hopeless, do you tell them?
Specifically, what are your problems when it comes to social interaction?
My problem is that I can't come up with the words to say what I want to say. When trying to talk to someone I'll often either spend several seconds trying to search for words like a dumbass or express nonsensical garbage that makes me look like an even bigger idiot. This may very possibly be related to my (currently undiagnosed) ADHD.
-Can't tell playing hard-to-get from disinterest
-Most charming with girls I detest
-Extroverts thing I'm upset because I'm not talking a mile a mile
-Too much eye contact makes me feel uncomfortable
-Have a hard time maintaining conversations with anyone who isn't also interested in film, history, literature, geology, camping, or one of my other hobbies.
People mostly talk about things I know nothing about and when they do I'm too scared they'll ignore me if I try to say something. That's about it.
>tfw no robot friend who likes 19th-century literature and mount & blade and such.
>>26218838
I'll be your bro.
I really like Wuthering Heights and Alice in Wonderland.
Mount and Blade didn't click with me but I like medieval history and fantasy stuff in general.
>sisters and mom decide to 'rescue" a stray kitten they find off the streets
>decided they want to keep it
>my step dad and I discuss why its a bad idea financially right now to get a pet
>they make a huge fuss and debate us
>" dont u have a heart you monsters " logic
>eventually have to give in because they're stubborn to boot
>weeks go by
>cat is shitting everywhere with no litter box in sight
>they never clean it up so i wind up after getting pissed off enough about the smell to do it
>this includes when it shits in the bathroom and their own fucking rooms
>they started feeding it human food so the shit is worse now
>tell them to start taking care of the pet since they wanted it so badly
>they get angry and claim they will but never do
>use some neetbux I was putting toward replacing my car mirror to buy the supplies myself, got tired of their empty promises
>same bullshit every day
>have to feed, give it attention, and clean up after the cat every day because they don't
>had to house train it too
>they maybe pet it 5 minutes out of the day and pat themselves on the back for it
>they found another stray they want to rescue and keep today
I want off this ride. Why the fuck do people do this type of shit?
Stop being so beta. If you don't want a cat, then don't allow the fucking cat.
It's too late now, you'd come off as a psycho and a dick if you threw out the cat, but the sooner you do it, the sooner you get it over with.
Don't permit a second cat to happen. It's your house and you're a man. You can prevent a cat from entering your home.
>Sister refuses to wash her dishes
>Leaves it in the sink making it unusable
>Gather up all her dirty dishes
>Put it on her bed
>She has no choice but to clean it up after a huge bitching and cry
Time to scoop up that shit and pile it on their beds
>>26217956
They got me on the grips with living with them since they're allowing me to stay there with them for awhile until I straighten my life out. I'm scared for my home security, not so much to be hollared at by them.
>>26217979
Funny thing is the cats have shitted on their beds, and, they don't care. They'll roll up their sheets and just throw it out. We're actually financially slipping because my mom keeps having to buy new sheets.
Comfy thread. Post your comfiest images. No doghater allowed.
>>26216476
I have some comfy images.I actually have tons of comfy images.
>>26217170
>tfw snow
>tfw laying in bed watching Shrek for the first time in a long time, while eating poptarts and drinking creme soda with the window open and a space heater on
max comfy
>>26217205
Rain is also comfy weather.
>it's almost spring
Can't wait.
Have you given up?
I don't really see a way out.
I'm ugly, I'm not interested in anything, I hate having to work although its a nice job so far, solitude, sadness for long periods of time.
I feel like crying all the time but I can't. I was reading the adoption thread here and it made me even sadder. Fuck.
>>26216168
My depression has been taking over my life for about 4 years now, but I never gave up. I had bouts of happiness and even had a job at one point. But then a lot of shit came crashing down at once and it's hard to keep pushing forward.This board usually makes depression worse.
>>26216231
Can you talk about what happened?
I've been like this since the last year of high school and I don't think I'll recover. And really, there's no way. 7 years now.
>>26216168
More than you know. I'm preparing myself to be homeless because I can't muster the motivation to change my situation. Parents are growing sick of my laziness
Doesn't matter if I try, I'm not smart, talented, or useful in anyway.
>tfw
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