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why dont you robots lift?
I donot much though
Because it's hard and I'm lazy
>>26257631
i am lifting, gotta joni the army and i dont wanna be the worst
i just do it to be stronger anyways so, theres no much difference
give up at girls since long time ago
"I ONLY LIKE HYWHYTE MEN!!!!!"
"I LOVE MAKING EVEN THE MOST DISGUSTING HWHYTE MEN INTO CHADS BECAUSE I HATE MY RACE!!!"
"YEAH IT'S OK IF NIGGERS CAN'T STEAL YOUR WOMEN WHY YOU ARE ALLOWED TO STEAL US FROM ASIAN MEN!!!"
"I ONLY DATE HYWHYTE MEN!!!"
All white guys are inherently evil. There is no respite from this trend. In fact it's not a trend, it's a law of nature.
>>26257352
only the ugliest of asian women like white guys
>>26257352
Weakest bait I've ever seen desu.
>>26257383
Explain this hellbeast then
>>26257324
>>26257388
Die pigskin
So I have my first ever real date tomorrow at 1:15 pm sharp to go out for lunch with a girl, a real live girl. I'm pretty much shitting my pants right now because I have no idea how to go on a date, or even be a boyfriend.
I have a plethora of questions and I'm sure there are some people who have insight or stories, or are perhaps in the same boat as myself. I'll start with some questions.
>What do I wear if we're going out to a run-of-the-mill sitdown restaurant?
>Do I pay for the whole thing despite her already saying she wants to pay for half?
>Do I try to make physical contact with her?
If yes, when?
>What are some of the signs that she's interested?
I'll share the story of how we met later on if there are some Anons that are curious.
tl:dr Discuss first dates in general.
To be fair i did nazi this coming when I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread.
>>26257186
>What do I wear
Dress casual. Do not over do this or you'll look autistic as hell right off the bat.
>Do I pay for the whole thing despite her already saying she wants to pay for half
This is a shit test. If you don't insist, you'll be a cheap bastard. If you insist and she stands her ground, you're alright. If she caves and allows you to pay, that's fine too. (I just had this happen to me and the girl said she'd pay half. She now feels "used." Don't ask. Women, man.)
>Do I try to make physical contact with her?
You'll want to touch the small of her back if you're leading her through doors. Nothing forceful, but very delicately. If you can, try to position your feet so they brush hers. Don't think too much about the feet thing though, she might not want to scuff your shoes. Also, if you want her to look at something and it's not awkward to touch her hand to get her attention, do that as well. DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT try and force physical contact. It feels and looks awkward and will have immense negative blowback.
>What are some of the signs that she's interested?
Prolonged eye contact.
Primping herself (i.e. Fixing herself unconsciously)
Twirling her hair.
Having her feet toward you.
Having her shoulders toward you.
Having an open posture.
Laughing at stupid shit you say that isn't even remotely funny.
Making additions to the conversation.
Jokes around with you.
Playfully makes fun of you.
Can take a joke thrown at her.
Good luck, man.
>>26257186
>What do I wear if we're going out to a run-of-the-mill sitdown restaurant?
A fedora. Nothing else.
>Do I pay for the whole thing despite her already saying she wants to pay for half?
Say you forgot your wallet after you order $80 worth of food
>Do I try to make physical contact with her?
No. Stay at least 5 feet away at all times.
>What are some of the signs that she's interested?
As a general rule of thumb, unless a girl is willing to do anal, I don't go on second dates.
Trust me anon, I was once on a date.
Why are women with piercings, tattoos and coloured hair usually degenerates?
why is water wet
Because they usually fuck niggers. If the hair color isn't natural, stay the hell away.
>>26255460
what about girls who did it for fun
not everyone who dyes their hair is some tumblr girl
Anything goes, just post comfy songs and rate others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5H-YlcMSbc
>>26255186
http://youtu.be/ZHRuS6X3JpU
>Just Breathe
http://youtu.be/vNJnrcrvjTk
>love in Damascus
>>26255467
ayy, nice taste anon
>>26255513
Thanks, love me some /comfy/
Post your top gfs lads
Why is she so perfect?
>>26254725
Mmm. Why is mine so perfect?
Do you like chocolate?
>>26254926
6'0" Czech Porn Star, one of my favs here.
ITT: post entertaining facts
The Chicken is the decedent of the Tyrannosaurus Rex
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
>>26254622
The other side of the r o a d
>>26254591
Before bees were discovered people made candles with ear residue.
what other forums do you guys go on besides 4chan?
none. I check out some subreddits that interest me but I would never post on any of them.
I used to go to other websites but the rest of the internet has turned to shit (this place was already shit but it was shit I was comfortable with)
Did oyu know that 50% of all web traffic is owned by like 5 companies?
nb buzzfeed
>>26254198
A couple of subreddits: eu4, antipozi, foreveralone. I also like to read comments on news and politics, where redditors pretend to have highly intelligent conversations about politics and economics.
What does a 1/10 man look like?
heavily deformed
>>26253728
>What does a 1/10 man look like?
You
Fuck off, smug bitch
Chestlets vs giga boobs thread, who do you like and why? or do you have a fetish for some other body part?
Chestlets are genetically inferior females. Of course no sane, straight man prefers them.
I just want to bury my face in giant tits pham
Who else wants to be suffocated by a tit cow
Best way to die
Robot music thread?
No anime OST allowed
>>26251597
fuck off then to /mu/ or some hipster subreddit
>robot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw
>>26251597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFbPKib9Y-A
what porn sites does r9k use
javfor.me
from the thumbnail i thought she was taking a shit
Gelb and inkbunny mainly
What's the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done robots?
I buried my head in my gf's bosom and slobbered all over her tits and nipples
It was pretty perverted not gonna lie.
Probably steal and sniff a lot of panties.
Also creep shots
I go to this dentist who's very short and young looking, seriously thought she was 15 first time I saw her. When she's working I lick her fingers and play it off as accidental.
Girls in real life don't look at me. They reject me and I'm pretty sure they hate me. Even my fattest, dumbest friends can get girls but not me. Yet when I go online, this stuff always happens (pic related).
Why do multiple girls enjoy talking to me online, Skype etc but not in real life?
Someone please explain this to me.
Do you ever talk to them or anything? You look decent enough in the picture, I'd give you 7.5/10 for the low resolution mugshot.
>le not subtle normie brag thread
>>26256386
Because you look too young and skinny, you got good facial aesthetics though.
How old are you?
Do you lift?
What's your height?
Anybody else become
physically ill when you read shit like this? I almost just lost my fucking dinner
>inb4 tumblr fag, I saw it on Faggotbook
>inb4 Faggotbook
>beta fags sucking up to women with the hopes one will come along, read his post, and like it enough to meet up and suck his dick
I thought I was pathetic
>>26254508
yep
shit like this makes me wonder why I bother anymore, one day I'm going to have to deal with shitfucks who grew up on this stuff
I'm too easily triggered these days. I can't even consume recent media because these politics are shoehorned into everything.
