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If you had a girlfriend who cheated on you, could you forgive her?
>One gigantic paragraph
jesus fuck I'd have difficulty forgiving her for that alone
1,000,000,000/infinity = 0 though....
>>26284964
dont be a pussy, poison her
Name one good reason you're not a feminist.
Are you honestly against equality for men and women?
Why would I support a group that hates me for being male and wants nothing but to see me dead?
>>26284320
Do you honestly believe feminists want men dead?
You're being as extremists as you accuse us of being. From the very beginning our message has been gender equality.
I'm against feminism exactly because I'm for equality
Which one would you keep as your personal fuck doll, /r9k/?
>>26284033
They all look decent, so whichever has the biggest feminine penis.
Nicki has that ass and those tits but taytay has that face
Far right has the best facial features. But these are all music industry sluts aren't they. So none of them.
Eggman just posted this pic on his snapchat
Holy shit since when has he been transitioning into a tumblr sjw girl?
>>26280564
eggy's always been a qt
you been living in lalaland or something?
>>26280602
I just never knew how much of a faggot he was
If he so desperate for a dick in his mouth why doesnt he just go gay without having to look like a woman?
>>26280602
he actually is pretty cute
>guys who get $20+ haircuts instead of going to 5 dollar cuts
literally why , you have to be some type of ultra faggot to care that much about a fruity haircut
>$5 cuts
what
>>26280121
>taking pride in your appearance is faggotry
Meanwhile, in another thread...
>waaaah! Women treat me like I don't exist! tfw no gf. I'm so alone and miserable
People like you are the architects of your own misery.
I pay 20$ to get a 5$ haircut.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4eb_1454570466
This guy throws boiling water onto his cat because he wants it to leave and never come back, regardless of if your a moralfag or not this guy is a retard
>Want cat gone forever
>Throw boiling water on it instead of taking it to pound
>Put the video up on your FB for everyone to see
>Get your ass fucked by everyone who saw and charged for animal cruelty
How are people so retarded in this day and age?
i despise niggers
>>26279982
Yeah didn't surprise me at all the guy was black, glad I don't live anywhere near people like this
>>26279955
>he is a nigger
why am i not surprised? I may hate myself and want to die but at least i have basic empathy.
Post any cyoa's you have
>>26276750
Race options
>>26276773
More stuff/options
>>26276789
Even more bloody options
Who else loves this game? It's so relaxing. I used to play single player until I got unbearably lonely. So, what happened to the r9k minecraft server?
minecraft is shit you goddamn normie.
>>26276502
>normie
>minecraft
Pick one.
I agree, it's very relaxing. Used to play it with my housemates all the time at uni, had castles and tunnels and everything. Makes me a little bit sad to think that there's this whole minecraft world we built saved on my friend's xbox hard drive, and it will most likely never be played again, and definitely not with everyone who used to play.
I can't play singleplayer any more, feels like there's no point in doing anything.
The 4craft games were fun for a bit, and a nice idea, but they always effectively ended after a few days, and were completely done in a week. There wasn't enough coordination to actually attack anyone, and you'd get some dick spawncamping. It did at least bring the site together for a bit though.
>tfw remember one map where I had trouble connecting with the /r9k/ group, so made myself a little base under the bank of a bend in a river, in a jungle
>tfw turned out the robot base was right up the river
I'd like to think that an /r9k/ server would work, but it would only take a few people to ruin it
Brothers and sisters that are Chads and Stacies, any robots in these situations?
I have a Chad younger brother
>lost virginity at 13
>bringing girls to sleep around the house at 17
>multiple girlfriends
>Big dick(seen it)
Although it is pretty emasculating to be me in this scenario, he's a pretty nice guy and we chill together from time to time.
I can't help but feel that it must be so much worse to have a Stacy as a sister.
>Hopping from boyfriend to boyfriend
>Bringing them to the house
>Seeing these guys look at you and realise you're a virgo
>knowing she's likely sucking him off next door
>dating the odd black guys with huge dick
>looking at you and thinking you are the type of guy she and her friends would never date, etc
So any robots wanna chime in on the topic of Chad/Stacy as siblings? How do you guys deal with it?
My sister isn't a Stacy, but it definitely feels bad to know she would think I'm a loser if we weren't related. I think about that somewhat frequently actually.
Would be worse to have a Chad younger brother or Stacy younger sister though. A Chad older brother would help you be less of a loser.
>younger brother is taller than you
I have an older sister who is a stacey, she literally had a boyfriend called chad when she was 15
Let's play an old game, robots.
Go to Google images, search [your name] the Hedgehog
Post results.
Bonus points for cringiest.
>>26279800
alright ill bite
pretty autistic
OP here, brb gotta seppuku
Youkouso, Anon. We'll begin your hikikomori training without further ado.
Remember: Withholding personal information from your counsellor results in a one million Yen penalty!
>>26276485
Is it that time of the week again?...dumb misakiposters
This week I think I got lucky for once. Succesfully managed to dodge that oral presentation I was to do.
Now to survive the finals...
>>26276485
I've been waiting for this thread for the past 3 hours, what the fuck is wrong with me?. Anyway hi.
january crossed out edition
Currently chilling on azulads bed desu
>>26273196
Junlad is chilling on my bed currently
>>26273196
It's always time to post waifus
Tinder general
Just registered and used all my likes
So far nothing
I get matches but they're either not attractive enough for me to message first or I'm too shy and end up waiting for them...meaning they never message me.
I live by Detroit so all i get is a bunch of fucking niggers
You should use Bumble.
It's like Tinder, but women are forced to initiate the conversation, thus avoiding any autistic pick up line or dumbass think you faggots might say to ruin any chance before it even begins.
help me /r9k/
>$2000 in NEETbux every month
>unemployed mom and stepdad still bitching at me to pay rent
>first brought it up to me a couple weeks ago, told them to fuck themselves and they aren't getting shit, I have disabilities
>literally all they do is watch tv and get drunk all day
>threatening to kick me out of my own home
what do /r9k/? they have been driving me insane making snide comments about how I "owe it to them"
Just stay strong. You can get through this.
You and your family all sound worthless. Your entire family line should be purged
>>26280394
forgot to mention in OP
any normie posters with advice such as "just give them some of your NEETbux they deserve it for housing you" can stay the fuck out of my thread these cunts do not deserve a dime.
Do you ever stop and think about how many trillions of people have been able to fuck bareback and cum inside a tight pussy, while the odds of you doing the same are virtually nonexistent? How weird that makes you? It's like never having drank water while everyone else has.
>>26280378
>>26280378
No. Because the total world population has never surpassed 1 trillion.
>>26280378
damn I wish there was a version of that pic without all the cum on it
>>26280436
damn I wish there was a version of that pic where the girl wasn't obese
