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>2016
>using "like a girl" as an insult
Men are scum.
>>26272096
You post like a girl OP
>doesnt like insults
>calls all men scum
you shitpost like a girl
(Chords: Am, C, G, D)
Wake up, go back to sleep.
Eat some breakfast and make sure it's cheap.
Jerk off, eat some ramen noddles, draw some more bad doodles,
Get back to sleep and make sure to close your door behind,
You need to make sure your actions are well timed.
You never chose to get on this ride,
It doesn't matter how hard you've tried...
Hey (Hey)
Hey, yay.
Another day of feels
Another night of pain,
When you'll stop living this way
The feels you spray,
When will you start
Livin' again?
Doin' the same things every day,
I know it sucks but hey
At least you're not a total loser right?
Fappin' to anime and gaming all night.
You might have depression and social anxiety,
You're still not completely cutoff from society,
There's always hope senpai,
Another day will come..
Hey (Hey)
Hey, yay.
Another day of feels
Another night of pain,
When you'll stop living this way
The feels you spray,
When will you start
Livin' again?
Hey (Hey)
Hey, yay.
Another day of feels
Another night of pain,
When you'll stop living this way
The feels you spray,
When will you start
Livin' again?
>>26271992
im to lazy for searching for this song in google, so if you wrote it by yourself then i would buy you a drink man
>>26272246
Thanks, Took me about 2 hours w/breaks to write this down + chord progression and shit.
Thanks m8.
>>26271992
Do we have approval to start playing it poorly anon?
What does this tweet mean?
It means it's the current year.
It doesn't really mean anything, just a young dumb kid making a mistake. When she is 35 and not married she'll suffer.
>>26270970
whew, I'm glad it's not the current year anymore
What do you guys think about antinatalism? It's a philosophy which states that it's immoral to have children, since they will experience suffering during their lives. That it's immoral to force children to be born without their consent, and that by being born you are involuntarily woken up from an eternity of peaceful non-existance. When we die, we are freed from the prison that is life, and can go back to our peaceful state of non-existance. I agree with this philosophy, since I had been thinking about this for quite a while before finding and reading about it.
I know you guys don't like Reddit, but I recommend that you check out the subreddit for antinatalism if you're interested in learning more.
What do you think?
>>26270535
interesting post, OP. never heard about this.
ffs why did I have to be born, I don't want to got back to non-existance
>>26270535
fine by me as these are the exact kind of edgelords who should be out of the gene pool
>be watching an episode of this survival show where two people have to survive naked in the wilderness for like a month
>stacy has a horrible attitude right off the bat
>berates and talks shit to the guy because she "hates his smell"
>the guy has the only knife and the stacy has some bullshit she can't survive with
>guy goes off and does his own thing
>stacy gets so hungry that she's forced to apologize to the guy and make amends so that she can use his knife and eat
>still ends up nearly dying of malnutrition and has to be airlifted to a hospital
>guy literally saved her life
Holy shit that was satisfying to watch.
they both look pretty fat
yeah women are parasites incapable of their own survival. we knew this op
>>26270023
>survival shows
>not the most scripted shit ever
Why DON'T you have an incest fetish /r9k/?
Do you like something weird like feet, are you lolipedo, or just a normie who thinks it's "gross"? All socially maladjusted males should have an incest fetish, otherwise you're a disgusting normalshit.
Pretty sure all of /r9k/ has a mommy fetish m8.
>>26269261
True, but mom/son is entry level.
Bro/sis is best.
>>26269280
Bro/sis is for plebs, dad/daughter is for creeps.
Mom/son is objectively best. Anything else is for degenerates.
Post comfy vidya
I'll start:
>Minecraft
the first level of the original half-life
>>26267979
Minecraft can be pretty comfy.
I used to play a bunch back in alpha and beta, but it's somehow lost its touch with me. Maybe because it's too bloated, maybe it's because I'm older, not sure.
but other comfy vidya
>Portal
>Half Life
>Halo CE
>Age of Empires 2
>Train Simulator
>Spore (I know it's autistic)
>Battlefront II
>Space Engine (just barely a game itself, but I can spend hours and hours exploring the universe in there)
>any GTA (specifically San Andres)
>Dwarf Fortress
>Floating Point (super comfy physics game)
>essentially any sandbox or physics-based game
>Pokemon (the simplicity of the older games feels more comfy than others, but I think they're all really comfy)
I'd have a longer list, but my computer's capabilities are limited, therefore limiting my scope of vidya. I also just don't play as much as other people to begin with.
Tell me about my shit taste.
>>26268524
San Andreas was chill as fuck, just driving around on your bicycle, going nowhere.
>tfw a meme you helped create on /r9k/ is causing redditor normies suffering in real life
ROASTIES BLOW THE FUCK OUT
>tfw a meme you created to help a friend on a homework assignment became the hot new meme on [s4s] for a while
>tfw a fellow memer starts bragging to his friends IRL about how you made it
>>26267696
>"Should I lie to get diamond?"
You see this shit? Do you see this absolute bullshit? The lies just never end with these whores.
Every fembot on here seems to have or had an Internet bf
Where do you find them?
>>26262881
they approach you. you just decide when, if, and what you respond with.
when i was a kid, i found one in a chatroom on teenchat dot com
almost all femanons have posted their skypes or been part of skype groups
even the ones you think are ultrashy little hikki waifus have had many, many internet "friends"
from there they just take the pick of the litter since, literally all of them will keep trying and trying and trying to get closer to her. it's not like a femanon can actually drive any of these guys away by being boring. if she even basically responds to conversation, let alone positively, the guy will do ALL the rest of the work indefinitely. then just wait for a rapport to build or loneliness to peak, and bam, e-bf.
>Be in my bed after crashing from a LoL binge
>Shitstained undies starting to stink up a storm
>Sweat coagulating in a thick, gel layer on my skin, literal crumbs falling out of my two inch neck beard
>I guess it's time for my monthly shower
>Waddle down to my shower
>3 am, lights all off. Use my 2DS as a flesh light
>Get to shower, clean as a whistle since mummy uses it too
>Shower, cleaning the dingle berries and solidified shit from my asscrack
>Touching my sphincter causes me to shit
>A huge amount of fecal matter comes flying out of my ass, cum from the anal stimulation
>Leave shower immediately, still dripping wet (that way I get EXTRA clean)
>No more poo poo inside of me means it's time for a third dinner
>Take chicken from fridge and bread them
>Put a few shots of fireball in the egg for the breading
>The uncooked tendies are wet and slimy like my turds, get grossed out and puke on the floor
>Heat up oil on the stove in a pot
>Rapidly boiling oil
>Mommy always adds water to the oil to make the tendies more moist
>Add an entire cup of water to the rapidly boiling oil
>Steam and insanely hot oil explode onto my face
>Fall to the ground as the oils heat peels and blisters the skin off my face
>6 AM Comes by, mommy comes downstairs to get ready for work
>Finds me, my shit still in the shower, my vomit on the floor, and my horribly burnt oil on the stove
>Claims it was a miracle the house didn't burn down
>Brings me to hospital
>Tendies for lunch at hospital while my burn wounds are treated
>mfw
I just smoked weed all day
How does it feel being this autistic?
>>26262564
How are you even alive?
>tfw your dreams will always be dreams
>tfw you will never do it
Memes aside, why do I get the feeling of worthlessness whenever I try to do something I should be good at (in this case it's drawing).
I wanna get good at animation and drawing in general but whenever I try I get mad and give up too fast.
Does anyone else get this feeling or am I just severely autistic?
Also post any art feels if you got any.
>>26254987
You'll always get that feel. Even when you're good.
Harden yourself to it. Git gud.
>>26254987
Post your stuff anon!
My feels is that my technique and inspiration is so-so but whenever i see my drawing i feel disgusted by it and stop drawing for some time.
>still having dreams
There's still hope for you.
Post something you drew.
how does chad even get girls to like him? What does he know that we dont?
He doesn't have to know anything
The cringe pick up lines betas use and get rejected with work just fine with Chad
he doesn't know anything anon, other than he already has what it takes
you should aspire to be like as much as chad as possible while still being yourself
>>26271703
Confidence, that's all we are missing.
>implying Chads doesn't deserve everything they get
They do things, they train, they get rejected and ignore it or better themselves afterwards and so on.
You sit on your computer posting frog pictures waiting for something to magically happen.
epic bait thread well memed
Depends on the person. Many virgins train and get rejected too, it really has nothing to do with that.
>>26270923
just hide them in future
i'm going to quit society.
i'm going to save up money to buy basic things needed to survive and hitchhike all over the world.
the next year i will do as much research as possible on how to live off the land, and i'm going to do it.
i will either live a happy life in the wild, isolated from the world, or i will die from starvation. both are better than living in this society.
i don't want to be part of this. i want out.
>>26269562
godspeed bro sounds like a noble goal
>>26269562
I don't know why he gets so much hate. His story was an amazing character study and it's not like he really hurt anyone other than himself. He obviously had major mental issues
>>26269562
If you're really going to do it then I admire your bravery. Prepare yourself very thoroughly anon.
>older brother who's 39 ate my chicken bites that I bought with my own money
>text mom about it because he's a scumbag and there's no point in confronting him
>mom won't even pay me my money back and will probably buy some shitty store brand tendies
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>26269235
Pic 2/2
I hate having a NEET brother so much.
>NEETgod cucks another wageslave
That's right OP you demand for your hardearned money back. Because you """""""""""""Earned""""""""" it working 40 hours a week for mr shekelsberg
top kek
>>26269287
He's not even on welfare, the only reason why he doesn't have a job is because nobody wants to hire an ex-convic. He just eats whatever my mom buys him and his worthless retarded son.
The only reason why my mom hasn't kicked him out is because she doesn't want to see his son grow up fatherless.
