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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
her eyes are so brown
got some amazing blowjob eyes tho
>>26253426
>looking this much like Amature Allure
>>26253426
Is that natural? It looks like contacts.
>tfw you will never have a military girlfriend
>tfw you will never remove kebab together
nice try goldberg
>>26252277
I live in israel and these girls are the worst. They aren't 10/10 and snobbish as fuck. Have to meet their parents and date for 6 months to fuck.
Fuck that really.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
Is that one of those kike goddesses?
>tfw my gf is 4/10
>only powering through because she has rocking body and my friend said her social status will let me climb up to 7-8/10 girls
>tfw every day I date her my immediate social status plummets
I lowered my standards like Chad said, and it was a probably a bad idea. I literally deserve better.
Worst part is she is white and I prefer indian girls. Maybe one day...
>>26252018
>4/10
>rocking body
what?
>>26252018
Pics or there is no discussable material in your post
>>26252018
>4/10
>good body
u wot
Have you seriously ever contemplated writing a book?
If yes, about what?
And what is the core idea you want to express?
Yes.
It deals with the absurdity of power structures.
I was a writer for a low budget TV comedy.
Wrote a dystopia about America in the near future. It's way down the list on Amazon but gets good reviews.
The idea was about how absurd America is becoming.
Also have written 14 erotic novels under a nom de plume that sell pretty well. Make $2k a month from them.
The core idea is to take money from degenerates who masturbate to such things.
>>26251843
Contemplated about writing a book or screenplay. But I couldn't come up with an original story.
Holy fucking shit
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
What the fuuuck!!
If this dude wanted your gf, he'd fuck her in a day!
And the worst part? There are literally millions of guys just like this.
These guys have 10-20 fucking girls on their rotation at any given moment.
Somebody make a fake tinder with this guy and see what happens.
https://www.instagram.com/wyattvinc1/?hl=en
>>26251522
People like this make me cringe so hard.
They're trying way too hard.
>>26251625
They try hard, and it fucking works. Why are you cringing? He's living like a fucking demi-god(except being benched on a football team).
>>26251625
>People like this make me cringe so hard.
You cringe because if you did it, people would see you as an ugly tryhard and laugh. With them its only admiration and lust
>be black
>finally find a girl who likes me
>her racist parents hate me and tell her to stop seeing me
this is why whites can never be true robots, they will never understand this feel
>>26251126
Why dont you try to date your folk, nigger?
inb4 she is black
But that's a part of the fun blackanon
First I enter their country, then I enter their women
I won't know this feel because I don't like black girls:^)
How do I get over that feel when no qt gf?
Usual method involves putting your hand on your penis and moving it up and down until white goo comes out. Offsets tfwnogf for about 5-6 hours
>>26251022
Become asexual
originale
>>26251177
but how? when qts gonna qt.
this guy is a virgin who had to move to fucking asia to get some pussy without paying for it
let that sink in for a minute
maybe you're not as ugly as you think?
>>26250711
I look less good and got free pussy
he's probably a turbo autist
>>26250711
>Close set eyes
>not ugly
Nice meme, he's not above 5/10 even in his best days.
>>26250711
Orb moved to asia? What?
If you had a gf/wife and had a problem with her dressing like this, congrats, you're an insecure wuss and not a real man.
I feel like this was the choice b8 thread around here when I left months ago.
Of course.
And if she has a problem with me putting my penis in other women, well. She needs to woman up. After all, it's [CURRENT YEAR].
She has computer hacking tools in those shoes.
This is literally from reddit
Is Islam the true religion for us robots?
>>26249430
Are you forgetting your saviour, KEK
>>26249430
No ,Islam is shit.
>>26249430
>Chaad Al Thundrdeek gets 50 wives and a big house
>You get no gf and live in the desert and your only work is to build Chaad's next house and watch him marry all the girls in your village
Nah. It's a dictatorial Chad religion.
Are female virgins considered as weird as male virgins?
>>26248671
no
a male virgin can't get any fucking looser
a female virgin is pure
>inb4 only applies to hot grils
fuck off
>>26248671
There's a different cutoff point, but yes.
>Male (it's okay to be a virgin between)
13-18
It gets a little weird after this point.
19-22+
There is no hope for you.
25+
>Female
13-24
It gets a little weird after this point.
25+
For guys being a virgin is weird because you can't get anyone. For women, being a virgin at 25 means nobody wants you, IE there is something wrong with you.
>>26248751
WTF is this a roastie posting? Virgin women are angels and aren't weird, you're fucking stupid no one thinks badly of a female virgin EXCEPT people who are trying to fuck her and don't want a prude. Meaning the only people who look down on it, are people who she wouldn't want to be with anyway.
Who else /evil/ here?
>go to publix
>see old lady going for pharmacy
>rush past her and get in line first
>believing in good and evil
>being that blue pilled
>girl asked for my phone number
>gave it to her
>told her I'll give her a call
>never called her
What drugs do you use, /r9k/?
>caffeine
To keep me awake.
>nicotine
A cigarette feels soooo good after a long stretch of work.
>weed
When I want to relax by myself or with friends.
>alcohol
Rarely. Only really when I go to parties.
>caffeine
Cause addicted body feels like shit without it
>nicotine
Cause addicted body feels like shit without it
>weed
Cause addicted mind feels like shit without it
>MDMA/X
Cause parties suck without it
>amphetamines
Cause tired from comedowns
>alcohol
Cause all the addictions cause depression temporarily avoided by consuming it
>>26248584
>or with friends
>when I go to parties
Get the fuck off of this board. Take your drugs with you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26248584
>>26248634
Get the fucking fuck out, you fucking normies.
>you will never give Erica a lethal dose of morphine
I don't know who she is, but I would give her a lethal dose of love.
I would give her a lethal dose of my cum
>>26248504
I think she's a tripfag who takes advantage of being cute to devour the souls of robots
ITT : Things that normies say
pic related
oregenal cocmooocnod
>Just deiced to stop feeling bad
>Things will get better
pro tip: they won't
