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Rose thread.
No Cara
No Ashley
No Ktsw
Rose only, yeah yeah i know its impossible, but please Rose Thread Only.
rose threads always mean ashley too
sorry, i don't like rose threads
have some high test
>>26226583
Holy shit, that is actually a top tier bod.
Who /having trouble staying sane/ here? I have depressive psychosis, and here's my problem:
>no longer able to differentiate Hallucinations from reality
>feel like I'm going crazy
>can't concentrate on anything to save my life
>speech is basically gibberish when I have to talk to people
WAKE ME UP
>>26226397
Please help fampais
/specialsnowflake/ general
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
thats how common this shit is. go back to fucking tumblr.
>>26226397
>The flow of the ribbons into the tendrils exacerbates the pulsing. Stopping putting the plasma?
I'm sorry OP I don't know what you're trying to say.
>Go to truck
>See this
>What do
Write a letter back and smear it with feces.
How loud can a truck idling truly be? I understand if it were somebody revving their motorcycle over and over in the early morning but the sound of a car running is just basic neighborhood noise, I don't know what that bitch expects. I'd throw it away.
>>26226080
obviously they want you to start and idle your truck before early morning. try doing it late at night and tell us how it goes.
Reminder that if you're above 5'7" you cannot be a robot.
I'm a 20 year old who's OK looking and above 5'7" and I'm an incel
STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT
I AM 6'4 BUT IT HAS NEVER GIVEN ME A BOOST I'M STILL A KISSLESS VIRGIN
What if I'm in a wheelchair?
Oh, hello wagie. Are you coming to the world premier of my symphony tonight? Which one? Great question. It's my fifth. The one that coincides with the novel I published. Anyway, come on down to the local concert hall, 8 pm. There's an afterparty, I'll let you in,
Oh, I'm sorry to hear you can't make it. Working late and coming in early, huh? That's too bad. What is it that you do? Hm. Well, whatever fulfills you. Oh, it doesn't. Bummer. But hey, I get it. Can't be out gallivanting with a buck like me. You'll want to spend time with your family. Or, no. I guess you'll need to get right to bed.
Well, the short answer to your question "How do I have time for all this," it's easy. I don't have people breathing down my neck, telling me when to do what. I approach things in a way that is natural to me.
Oh, wagie. Before I go. Life is about choices. I'm just saying. Think about that on the way home. I mean the one with your bed, not with your desk.
>>26225342
Thisis quite a coincidence, because I also just also published a couple of novels.
I'm actually a professional Symphony critic
wagecucks on suicide watchwageblox
post where you slave away at and how you feel about it
I, myself, am a certified meat clerk at the chain grocery store. It's not hard work, all I do is just put shit like hamburger and pork products on the shelf when needed and I work the counter wrapping stuff like fish and hamburger for the all the normies that want their precious fresh meat.
All my bosses are literal fatasses who have no real management work to do so all they do is do typical easy clerk stuff that I do but get paid a lot more for. Typical wageslave/sheckleberg system
I am a lead polymer extruding operator.
I work 3 days a week, never really see my boss. Just me and one other guy on my shift. Pretty chill job and it keeps you moving/ makes the time fly by for 50k+ a year and 4 days off a week.
notevenmad.jpg
>>26225188
i know you as an 87-year-old man, doing volunteer work for 30 years after your retirement. you're pretty happy.
>>26225188
>All my bosses are literal fatasses who have no real management work to do so all they do is do typical easy clerk stuff that I do but get paid a lot more for.
you know all those times customers get annoyed because your fat hairy belly is protruding out of your apron and touching their cuts of meat? and they are curt with you and you start crying and pooping in your pants as you run to the back? and the managers have to sooth you and clean up your soiled underpants, and placate the customer for having to see that sorry display? that's why they get paid more.
I'm going to describe what every guy considers the optimal gf, whether they admit it or not. If you want to get the best bf you can, follow this.
>not loud, obnoxious or taking place socially, should preferably be pretty quiet and calm, definitely not sassy
>not vulgar, if she talks about how much she drinks, guys she fucked, burp or farts, feminism and god forbid, her fucking menstruation, she goes right into the trash
>still not shy or socially retarded, she must be capable of holding a conversation and be alright with herself, just choosing to usually remain silent
>intelligent and ambitious, nothing is sexier than a smart girl who is succeeding in life
>loves children, she must absolutely love being around children and children must like her back, this is important
>have feminine interests, sports are okay though. Guys don't like it when you are a gaymer gurl or prefer to hang out with boys, you're not their friend, you're their girlfriend
>be sweet and empathic, always show that you care for other people, especially care for animals, if you volunteer your points go up a lot
>be clingy, despite what guys say, they love it when a girl isn't afraid of showing how much she likes him, being a distant bitch is a massive turn-off
Follow this while not being fat and guys will line up to date you.
Are you fucking retarded???
Of course this comment ain't original.
>>26224693
Care to elaborate?cuck
>>26224675
>Faggot that never had a gf telling women how they should behave: the post
>She makes plan for her & Tyrone
>You act like you'll be busy while she gets boned
>>26221842
>you had a nice dinner and pay for the cab
>destination: chad
>>26221842
>Tyrone
>boned
>>26221862
>cab
>chad
is this primary school
>you love her and give her flowers
>Chad pounds her for hours
Has a woman ever showed sexual interest in you?
>>26215318
Yeah, it was pretty nice. I want more of it.
yeah this girl at my job with terrible posture kept asking me out a few times but i rejected her.
>anon why dont u walk me to my car?
>anon so when are we gonna hang out?
bich u is not my type. thank god she got the hint and left me alone.
>>26215318
Yes, but then she moved to Utah
Tell me about a social interaction that will haunt you forever robots
I'll start
>be me
>at a restaurant with a small group of people I don't know very well, mostly women (it's a club meetup)
>everyone's talking to each other but I have nothing interesting to say so I eat quietly and nod once in a while
>girl sitting across from me is talking about sports
>she says she hurt her leg recently so she can't do sports for a while
>this reminds me of a fact I know about horses, really cool and interesting, I can't wait to tell her
>when a horse breaks it's leg, it will never heal properly because the horse keeps using its broken leg
>a horse with a broken leg is basically useless so the farmer or whatever has to take it out back and shoot it
>I blurt out "You're like a horse"
>table goes quiet, girl looks at me with a weird expression
>I try to finish my thought in hopes of saving myself
>"I-I have to take you out back... a-and uh..."
>I completely fucked this up
>it wasn't even a cool fact
>why did I think this would be a good idea
>everyone is staring at me now, the silence is unbearable
>I mumble a bit more then pick up my fork and continue eating
>people slowly return to their conversations
>haven't been to a club meeting since
>>26164420
>a horse with a broken leg is basically useless so the farmer or whatever has to take it out back and shoot it
>I blurt out "You're like a horse"
>"I-I have to take you out back... a-and uh..."
that could be a good pick up line
>>26164547
"You're useless, let's bang" I like it
>>26164420
I've seen that photo often yet I never understand what's the backstory
How does /r9k/ dress?
What's your style? Pic related is what I wore today, although my style is pretty varied.
lmao wtf is that shit dude
>>26224930
Wat
Wat that shit
You look like shite.
Is no-fap a meme or will not touching yourself over extended periods of time actually improve your life?
>>26224754
not being a robot improves your life actually
not a normie btw
Most of the people's whose lives would improve from not watching porn or masturbating are porn addicts who spend entirely too much time browsing pornography on the web, so of course their life improves but that doesn't at all mean not masturbating is actually the cause of the improvement.
Masturbation is healthy and important, just don't watch porn religiously, some people recommend not to watch it at all but YourBrainonPorn website is trash and NoFap is just stupid/a placebo
>>26224754
its a meme, just like anything with "test" in its explanation. wannabe biologists the whole lot of them.
if you wanna improve your life, get off the fucking pc.
Who /hypocrite/ here?
mfw pathetic but still have high standards
Im 23 hhkv ugly, hungry skelly
but won't even consider dating anything below 8/10
any robot can relate?
anyone knows how do I lower my standards?
>how do i lower my standards
easy, look at a mirror
>>26224195
You just create perfect image for woman and never settle for anything less. After couple of years you'll become asexual to flesh woman.
>>26224226
do you even know what hypocrite means?
fuckin asswipe
Red flags in women thread
>she smells
>she has a "no minorities" rule for bfs
>she has a "no whites" rules for bfs
>she's very political (left or right)
>she browses /r9k/
>she thinks my fetishes are weird
>is not a virgin
that's all I care about
>has had more than 2 partners in the past (if she's had more than 0 she needs to have given up on pre-marital sex)
>atheist
>piercings other than ear
>tattoos
>gets drunk
>goes clubbing
>doesn't do drugs
>has no ass
>doesn't like things
for the anxious anon in the last thread edition
Where are you from lads?
Northampton reporting in
Please post waifus
>>26223682
3rd for Tilde's smooth yet firm pits
