What's your darkest fetish robots?
>>26191312
The state of Ohio
Fuckin her from the back while I choke her with a rope than put a cigarette out on her neck as I climax
>>26191723
I'd do it as long as you don't kill me and understand safety words
where can i find a girl that looks like her ?
Because you're a slovenly unemployed neckbeard with no aspirations that thinks women are parasites and spends his days arguing about racemixing on a cambodian carpet weaving forum.
>>26209857
Oh my mistake, you said where
I don't know how to answer that. Women come in all shapes and sizes.
>>26209800
Like what? A whore?
Just go to a brothel brah
ps. she hit the wall big time
Is having sisters and daughters the most shitty thing for a man?
All it is is to torture you, basically. What's the point? I'm surprised more people don't abort their daughters like the Chinese.
I don't have either.. what's so bad?
No, it's having your own stalker who thinks it's ok to mock you because your not her slave yet.
>>26209668
I have a big sister
She's really cool and probably the only reason i'm not a robot.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35478778
NORMIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ZIKA IS CONFIRMED FOR SEXUAL TRANSMISSION
ENJOY YOUR BRAINLESS SISSY RETARD CHILDREN NORMALSCUM
what have we told them? we've told them all along
bottom line from prevention of the zika virus:
don't have sex with niggers or spics
and they don't listen, they never listened until it was too late
>>26208385
>normies spread it through fucking
>mosquitoes bite them, bite /r9k/ users, wizards, KHV's
>eventually whole world is at risk
Welp, time to never EVER go outside again.
>>26208452
There's no risk for a male, the symptoms are almost zero. The only ones who suffer are normal females who get pregnant while infected.
Zika is the perfect drug, it doesn't matter if a robot gets it because ONLY women bear the long term consequences of giving birth to BRAINLESS SISSY RETARDS provided the guy who knocked them up can escape before the legal system makes him a father.
How do all these ugly/average low IQ men get gfs but we can't?
Because you're probably an insufferable douchebag who doesn't go out and walks around with a perpetual "don't talk to me" scowl
>fell for the IQ meme
>fell for the "only losers can be smart" meme
>>26208329
>tfw smile all the time
>average looking
>above average IQ
>plenty of qt's check me out
I just can't initiate contact
Cure for balding WHEN??
>>26207749
there is a cure
it's called having money
>>26207779
Surgery is not a cure
>>26207846
what do you mean it's not a cure? you get what you want, ie natural hair (your own hair actually, essentially they replant hair from the back of your head)... that WILL keep growing later on...
>graduated uni
>can't find a good salaried job with benefits and promise of advancement, like I was promised all my life
>instead, have to settle for a number of low-wage (and low-skilled) menial office positions without benefits or any real prestige without much promise of advancement
>parents still have the gall to tell me: "just be patient, you'll find a good job soon!", despite them finding a prestigious salaried job with benefits...
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>MFW the only jobs for people who aren't STEMlords are call center gigs, MLM scams, menial labor
>>26206997
what degree?
going for a Masters to become a research scientist here. Probably the only safe job outside of teaching/medicine left desu.
>>26206997
I got a job as a butcher straight out of HS. I'm not making a killing, but I'm getting by pretty well and I've got my benefits all lined up. I had a guy who had a masters in some sort of mathmatics work for me for a bit, felt bad because I could tell he was a hard worker and had the credentials for a good career but was stuck cleaning up the daily mess
ITT : Post what you are most insecure about.
I'll start:
>nose is hooked
>nose is crooked
>can't even breathe out my left nostril anymore
>when I see le merchant I cringe
The fact that I'm 25 and have accomplished nothing with my life.
Besides being poor, my penis would be the big one. 2 inches flaccid, 4 inches fully erect.
>>26206232
>my penis would be the big one.
>2 inches flaccid, 4 inches fully erect.huehuehue upboated
Piss jugs at max capacity. Gotta dump em soon. Who else gotta empty the jug soon?
>>26205968
Accidentally mixed up my piss bottles and vodka bottles. Literally took a giant swig of my own piss.
Kill me now DESU SENPAI
>>26205988
Was it at least fresh or was it getting rancid?
>>26205968
Just finished dumping for you OP
Daily reminder that women are all racist.
>>26205628
>all women
>one online dating site
lmao
That's not being racist; it's displaying an ability to discern what group is more likely to be comprised of more adequate beta supporters on a dating site.
They don't use or need okcupid for sex. They can stick their ass out the window and whistle to acquire that.
>not replying to a message sent by a minority is now considered racist
Fembots, what do you consider cheating?
Chatting to another girl online?
Flirting with her?
Exchanging nudes?
Could you ever forgive a boyfriend who did this?
So long as he fucked me good I'd forgive me anything
Of course she would forgive. When other women are interested in her man it only shows them how alpha he is.
My ex had sex fantasies of us having a foursome because then the man would choose what girl he can fuck and it would be so manly. I was disgusted by her.
>>26205575
Eh. Most of us get turned on by cheating, speaking as an average fembot. Fucked up yeah but we can't help it.
Whatdaya think your classmates from school would say if they could see you now?
>Guess we were right about him turning out to be a loser
>Wow that loser never killed himself yet?
I was thinking about this earlier.
:(
You're not human garbage! Smile a little today and smile more tomorrow!
*smiles*
>>26203393
Thanks bro, I needed that.
Been having a shitty day.
> Smile a little today and smile more tomorrow!
Why? i never leave my house, nobody is going to look at me smile.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-ways-you-can-accidentally-become-social-outcast/
>>26202945
Did they hire a robot to write that in a normie page like cracked? it feels pretty out of place considering their usual shitty top 10.
>not sure if attention span is getting worse or if cracked.com is writing longer articles than they used to
that's pretty grim for clickbait article for normies
Fembots, how old are you and when did you grow out of being attracted to skeletors?
>26
>19/20
I was dating a guy at the time who I grew to really appreciate his physique. He wasn't ripped at all - he was lean but strong and ate much more than I did which made me feel good. I stopped being attracted to skeletons since then.
>>26202060
>19
>16
I only like skellies if they're traps or sissy subs
I usually prefer fat dudes or bear mode
>>26202078
and they say girls don't like fat guys xD
I had a FWB relationship with a fat 40 year old....he's crazy cute in the face though.
>>26202060
I'm 30 and I still love skellies.