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>That kid who unplugged your controller when you were beating him in a game
>That kid who accidentally called the teacher "Mom" in front of the whole class
>That kid who always quoted Internet Flash animations
>That kid who always had good grades yet never seemed to do any work
>That kid who stabbed someone in class with a pencil
>That kid who never cleaned out his desk
>That kid who never came back to school after summer break
>that mudshit kid named mohamed who got mad whenever people had pork for lunch and talked shit to the christian kids
>That kid who always got mad at the teacher for telling him to do his work
>That kid who'd never stop trying to be funny in class
>>26194429
>That kid who always got mad at the teacher for telling him to do his work
That was me in every grade.
Is it possible to overcome Social Anxiety Disorder, or will I be a shut-in, friendless, neurotic loser until I kill myself?
I should mention that I've tried tons of medications (including benzos) as well as CBT and nothing's really helped so far. There's really no point in me continuing to """""live""""" if things are just going to stay like this.
Go outside. Stay off the computer.
It's painful, but you'll habituate. It won't make your social anxiety significantly better, but you'll appear less like an autisitic neet fuck when you are in front of people. I can say from personal experience - I'm currently experiencing an autism phase.
>>26193503
See when people feel like there's nothing that will change the way the are it pisses me off. Humans have this awesome capability that the more they do something the better they get at it. The more you try not to be a shut-in loser the less you will be. Even if it feels uncomfortable and frightening it gets better and better the more you try
Fembot feels thread?
>notice QT walking beside me
>think he's looking at me while I'm wearing my really plain clothes I usually wear when going to class
>get worried and look back at him with a weird face
>I'm worried he thinks I don't like him now
>I'm too embarrassed to talk to him
>>26193259
He's just as nervous as you are, or better yet, he probably thinks YOU don't like him. I mean, fuck. Look at how you're acting. What kind of signal are you giving him? What makes you think he think you like him?
Here's a WILD thought: talk to him.
man didn't the dude form the other thread said he's 46 but pretends to be a femanon? no girl is actually like this. here' my feels, from an actual girl.
>playingvideo games
>pizza dosnt come
>taking a messy period poo
>forgot to adjust tampon string
>have to pull now poopy string out of my butt crack
just a day in the life.
Who are the women in your life?
Mother and Sister
The only people who treated me as a human.
>>26193141
>A childhood friend who I see a few times a year
>A teacher from the school I went to who sort of became a friend to me
>My uncle's partner
>A few girls I've added from here or omegle
>My younger cousin
>>26193274
>>A teacher from the school I went to who sort of became a friend to me
Greentext that shit
Can handsome people be robots too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsJ154jWRsU
That guy is a legit vegetable so being handsome is not doing him much good.
i'd fuck that mom
every time I post my face here I get "fuck off chad you don't belong here" "yeah right you're a virgin!"
I'm a 22 year old NEET virgin with clinical depression and social anxiety
tfw day 2 of no fap
Day 5 here breh
12th hour breh
Just had the 11th fap of the year.
Why haven't you read The Brothers Karamazovs yet?
>he thinks he's an intellectual and he does not read Russian literature mfw
I don't know how to read Russian and reading translated literature is literally the plebbest thing a man can do
>>26192730
it is merely a stupid story, i dont give a shit
>>26192943
it questions God, morality and the human condition how is that stupid? Its quite possibly the greatest work of fiction ever written. Fuck you plebs
How do you talk to goth girls?
>2nd year of uni
>never had a girlfriend
>live off campus
>take bus to campus, always see a qt goth girl
>to me, she's like an 8/10
>always seems sad
>I wanna talk to her so bad but what do I say?
I just want a qt goth gf to cuddle with and I tell her everything is gonna be okay. And at the same time she'd comfort me and tell me everything is gonna be okay. God I'm such a loser for thinking this way. I don't want these feels.
>tfw no qt goth gf
>>26192641
>what's you favorite band?
>want a smoke?
to start
there is a good chance she's just mentally ill and dresses that way for certain reasons. I wouldn't be surprised if she waits for guys to hit on her so she can blog about it later in some angry rant.
that or she's an attention whore, trend hopping tard, or some other gross thing
Just be nice. Pretty much the only event in where being nice actually works on women. Don't cater to their every need but be nice while also being genuine.
Beware, this will bite you in the ass so hard the moment you aren't nice.
CHOOSE WISELY.
http://strawpoll.me/6705107
I kind of hated everyone in NGE
I thought that was half the point of the show
>>26192621
>http://strawpoll.me/6705107
Not including the faggot's choice.
>>26192621
best girl be winning
Hello, anons. Sorry for the leave of absence. I'm back tonight, so feel free to grab a drink, share some feels, or listen to some tunes.
>>26191194
Ah, who's on tonight? Fellow tender here, been off for my studies lately. I'll just have a pepsi.
>>26191253
Terminally ill bartender here. Here's a Pepsi, anon. What are you studying?
>>26191194
I love you so much
I'm sitting here crying
I don't want my /r9k/ to change
I love you bartender
What is your motivation for even getting up in the morning?
>>26191166
Giving you a (you)
New episodes of anime come out overnight
don't want to get fired. that's all
/r9k/ OMEGLE THREAD
tag: r9koriginal spoiler
why did last thread suddenly 404'd?
shitposting much?
third for
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>>26190685
automatic report normies
I like to pretend that i'm a girl on the internet
>>26190351
I pretend to be a boy while playing video games. That or I try to troll people.
>>26190351
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>>26190351
i like to pretend that i like to pretend that i'm a girl on the internet
Mostly because of his record on LGBT stuff. I'm trans hi.
Hilary did the whole DOMA supporting thing. Who are you wanting to win? I hope you're watching msnbc because me too.
sanders is a faggot and you should kill urself
>>26190318
i'm team sanders but i can't bring myself to watch TV news anymore
good luck to us i guess
>>26190464
Yes go team Sanders! Can understand about TV news. Shit gets old.
I'm hoping Bernie can actually change things. I remember the hope and change stuff Obama went on about but he didn't get to do much. Largely because of gridlock bs but also he's moderate.
Post what you're listening to and post a pic of something comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrNkMUbykgA
>>26189898
Of all the pics you chose that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BIYV3BLcno
>>26190005
I find winter and isolation comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPz3uHEceM
