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When was the last time you ate a piece of fruit, bots? Bonus points if mommy didn't force you
>eating fruit
>not vegetables
Why not just swallow a 1kg bag of sugar you fat fuck.
>>26276640
30 minutes ago. It was a yellow pulp kiwi.
I eat fruit pretty much every day. Mostly bananas.
Give 1 (one) good reason why you haven't started your gender transition yet.
Protip: you can't.
I have too many manly features. I wouldn't make a good trap.
>>26275957
>hate sluts so much you become one
Wow, that girl looks so beautiful
Just look at her beautiful feminine jawline
She doesn't look like a man in a wig at all
And I'm sure she'll only become more beautiful with age!
>tfw poor
>tfw surviving on peanut butter and hotpockets
Fuck you and your tfwnogf nonproblems, dipshits
>>26275913
I know that feel.
I was so poor I ended in the street for a night.
Also once I had to survive on nothing but scrambled eggs and oranges because I couldn't literally afford anything else (oranges because it was winter, so better to eat vitamin C or die out of a cold).
>>26275913
>tfw rich
>tfw own apartment
>tfw money to buy take out any day
And yet last night sleeping in the floor next to my onetis while all I ate was some Pepsi he bought felt better than any daybof loneliness :)
>>26275913
You are joking? You could've got good grades and went to college, and you would be middle class or better now. People without a gf didn't choose to be this way.
>Be black male
>reluctantly get a white bf(he was so persistent)
>He tells me I look like a girl
>have an idea
>I find a nice top and skirt, some sheer pantyhose
>put on makeup, curly wig, get my nails done
>He comes to my house
>"I was waiting for you at the door~"
>He sees what I have on
>...
I can't remember much after that.
>>26275398
>black sissy
shame on you
>>26275398
So did he broke up with you or ?
I have told this story before, but I will tell the tale once more.
>summer of 2011
>i was 17
>for about two months i thought i was gay for some reason
>post on craigslist looking for gay butt stuff
>being the autist that i was i decided to meet the first person that responded
>told him i was 17 and a virgin
>wanted to be fully submissive like the porns i've seen
>"WHEN CAN I COME PICK YOU UP"
>exchanged pictures
>old, fat, bald, grey mustache, walrus man picked me up in his van
>not making this part up, he had a van
>get into the back of the van per his request in our correspondence
>he has some girly cloths for me to wear
>knee socks, tight shirt thing, panties, and of course a collar and cuffs
>got nude and changed into them while he drove to wherever we were going
>looked pretty cute
>felt really lewd
>we finally got to our destination
>some warehouse
>other cars in the parking lot
>what the fuck
>clips a leash to my collar and leads me inside
>tells me not to talk to anyone
>i did not sign up for this but keep silent
cont?
/wiz/ thread
This thread is dedicated to the discussion and promotion of creating a board exclusively for robots so that the normies may have /r9k/ but the robots may have /wiz/.
/qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/435741
strawpoll:
http://strawpoll.me/6735185
Proposed Rules:
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are not virgins
Exception: Robots who use hookers for sex or were raped/molested
3) No gay threads, but mentioning yourself to be gay is not a bannable offense
4) Nothing designated as Normie-posting
>but what is normie-posting?
Defined as referencing having an active successful social life as well as insulting robots for being robots and praising normalfaggotry.
>Are self improvement threads allowed though?
Yes, they are allowed, but still refrain from violating Rule #2
5) In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
6) Do not post pornography that is solely intended to arouse, attract or fawn over, but NSFW posting is allowed with spoilers.
Given how shitty this board is getting, I'm up for it
>>26274956
Sounds perfect honestly
What's the point? The normies will slowly go there over time and it'll be turned to shit just like everything else
What are you doing to turn your life around?
i started doing cardio
tried to join some societies at my college
went to some socials
probably going to give up both because nothing has any effect
>>26274946
That quote only works for men
"Girly" girls make fine ladys
>>26274961
what kind of socials?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432027/I-ve-slept-400-women-m-lonely-bored-sex-says-Twitter-playboy.html
>>26274169
The amount of STDs
>this is the type of guy that is capable of sleeping with hundreds of women
epic
wow his life sounds rough. must be hard and lonely
Let's do this shit robots.
I got a 19.
28
I always seem to get wizard apprentice on these robot tests. I'm a schizoid though, so that's why I'm practically useless in the social/mental category.
Got a 46,and that`s just because I still have some friends and don`t consider myself mentally ill and don`t have addictions.
I got a 129, I wouldn't even consider myself a Chad though. This test is kinda retarded, you have to be pretty damn autistic to get that low of a score.
It's time to officially settle this once and for all.
Alpha Male = Chad
Alpha Female = Stacy
Beta Male = ?
Beta Female = ?
Discuss.
>>26273482
>Beta Male = ?
Eugine.
>Beta Female = ?
Samantha.
>>26273482
Steven is a pretty beta male name
>Alpha male
>Chad
Pick one. Most have a total disregard of male social responsabilities.
How old are you virgins? What is holding you back from losing it?
20
No friends, boring, not funny, no social skills, ugly, not tall, no money, go into fight or flight whenever someone talks to me, diagnosed with 2 mental disorders and can barely even bother to wake up
I'm 27. Ideally I'm saving it for the right person, but realistically it's because nobody really is interested. Don't blame them since I don't really have much going for me, but still.
25. High standards, sperg, loser, druggie, the list goes on.
I have a date with a girl from Tinder in three hours. She is a literal 4/10, and I am a 7-8/10 according to friends, /r9k/, /soc/, random girls I've met, and my own honest opinion.
This would be my first date ever, as well as my first gf if it goes further. I also would lose my virginity if I fucked her. I feel like I deserve a better looking girl, but I dont have the social skills to get one currently.
I would feel like a piece of shit being seen with a girl who I do not feel is very good looking. It'd make me look and feel like a bitch.
Should I go through with this or not?
No, it'll be shitty for you and shitty for her.
There are worse things than being alone.
>>26273353
why do centipedes exist
why has burning gasoline not been poured into that bucket
>>26273386
Explain it to me anon. How would it be shitty for her?
I honestly dont see what Chads and dudes with gfs come here
>>26273103
Reddit told them this is where ebin memes are made. They stay in order to feel better about themselves like the scum that they are.
>>26273125
makes sense to me
The only conclusion honestly
h3h3 and filthy frank gets posted 24/7
thats a clear indicator that 4chan went to absolute shit
Do you think 24 is too old for a 17 year old?
>be me a 24 year old fembot
>had to go to community service because i got a ticket for driving without a license
>went to my local church to set up there
>Jewish/skinny cute nerd there. He got a ticket for speeding.
>start losing my spaghetti because he's my type
>he tells me he's 17, then I start seeing him as a child and inferior to me which made me more comfortable.
>ask him to give me his number and a ride home. He agreed.
I kind of wanted to practice asking a guy out. A 17 year old was less intimindating to me.
timestamp or GTFO
>a touch of originality to please the master
fuck off roasty whore stop ruining some kids life with your shitty hysterical mental illnesses just fuck off and let the kid be and grow up to fuck normie females that aren't damaged goods
Here's your original reply
Bloxblox
How does it feel to completely beat the living shit out of someone?
Also, how does it feel to be on the receiving end of a serious beatdown? I got jumped one time but it could have been a lot, lot worse.
I never have, neither one. I'm too weak for that shit
I was beat bad by my stepdad as a 12-14 year old, I have aspergers and I screamed like hell and got so enraged that I didn't even feel any pain and actually took a knife to myself and basically ruined my arms/ upper body instead of him for some reason. My brother still is amazed by that he thinks im like immune to pain, but to me that was all like a bad dream.
I loved watching that stupid-ass shit talking nigger getting his head beat in.
>What do you call a virgin femanon?A fucking liar.
>What do you get when you cross a femanon with a narcissistic maniac?A femanon.
>*Knock knock*
>"Wh-"
>"girl here btw"
>What's the difference between a prostitute and a femanon?About a dozen white knights.
>Why did the robot take up surfing?Because it's nice to have a board with no femanons on it.
>A female Redditor, a Tumblrina and a femanon walk into a bar.
>The barman says, "Sorry, ladies, it's a guys only night."
>The three women are irate and start to argue with the man, even going as far as knocking a couple of glasses off a table.
>The barman says, "Alright, alright, you can stay and have free drinks all night if you give every man here a blowjob."
>The Redditor leaves in disgust and goes home to blog about the patriarchy and male privilege.
>The Tumblrina starts screaming barely intelligible death threats before running out in tears.
>Without saying a word the femanon goes round the back of the bar and pours herself a drink.
>The barman tells her she's supposed to give the blowjobs first.
>The femanon looks around the room at some fifty men and says"I've already earned free drinks for this month!"
>>26272820
>Because it's nice to have a board with no femanons on it.
>>26272872
Yeah that one had me too.
>>26272872
That one was fucking great, nice one OP
