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How do I gain a personality?
I think if someone asked my own parents whom I've lived with for 22 years to sum up my personality they wouldn't be able to think of a single word. I'm not necessarily shy, I just have nothing about me. I don't stand out in any way. No interests, no hobbies, nothing to talk about, not charisma. I just blend in the background.
Can anyone else relate to this feel?
>>26225702
What do you spend your time doing? Those are your interests. Those are what will define you to other people
>>26225702
>can't describe myself in a single word
>PANIC
you're normal and fine.
>>26225731
nothing. Watching whatever mind numbing telivision is on, but I don't process any of it. reading through posts on 4chan but none the hivemind rubs off on me or makes me oppose it. other than that I just wageslave my life away without really thinking for myself. i'm blank
theres a red flags thread right now
what about green flags for robots?
for me its
>ambition
>religious but not nutty about it
>Not manipulative
>Honest
>Decent looking
>open to receiving my affection
>>26225694
>gay
>near Maryland
>will respond to [email protected]
>ok with cuddling and just hanging out tbqh family
>nice tits
>virgin
>quiet
>smells nice
>5'8 or below
>likes cuddles
>likes being tickled
>practical
>funny
What /supernatural/ abilities did robots used to believe they had?
Don't lie, we already know you're pathetic.
I felt like I had some dormant power that was waiting for when the world is under attack by aliens.
It'll awaken and then I'll turn into some kind of super saiyan.
>>26225610
my special ability is an aura.
- 100% motivation
- 50% fun
- 10% happiness every 15 min
You do actually have those powers, its just that my power is ultimate power negation so you can't use them until im dead
im sorry, I didnt choose this ability and I cant turn it off
>>26225610
im able to physically react to future events in my sleep, things such as waking up before things happen or seeing/hearing things in my sleep before they happen.
i see a pretty short timeframe and have the ability to react in a pretty small time window, overall worthless but im guaranteed smug snugs and i guess ill never get killed in my sleep
literally got proven today as well, that'd make it the several thousandth time i confirm this ability
>call suicide hotline
>they don't answer
oh. so what do now robots
pic of qt I saw on the bus once
what do you do when you see qts in public robots? and not like hot girl tier but just humble qts
what do you do when you feel like dying? who do you talk to?
Well you can talk with me :)
People close to me tell me I'm honest
>>26225287
Where the fuck is her face?
>>26225329
thank you anon
what do you like talking about? I was just gonna tell them about how I imagine hugging my family and old friends and crying before I kill myself
I imagine a wedding kind of, but I just go home at the end and take some pills
I do not know whether these thoughts are that of a sane man. All I know is this society is not one for me. I find no enjoyment from possessions. I live in the public housing sector. And now, after reading what little works of Cynicism I could (so few exist) and some works of Stoicism, I believe I'm willing and able to walk the streets and forego the conventional happiness of wealth, fame, and possessions. I wonder if then I will truly find happiness, meaning, generosity, and genuine people. I feel we have lost our way. Our consumption has become uncontrollable. Even right now, I type to you on a smartphone which was oiled with the blood of children, most likely. I now see Cynicism and Stoicism are the natural response against capitalism. Will my doing this change the world? No. I will not change the world as a beggar on the street. But I will hope to find happiness. Are all beggars on the street there of choice? No. Many are disadvantaged and do not think of them all as me. I will disband from my medication, as I feel now the reason why I need it is because of societal expectations. But I will break the shackles from my own hands for myself. After this thread is pruned, I will take my leave.
No questions? No statements? Surprised I've not at least been called an idiot.
>>26224822
It's just that no one cares, mate.
Mainly cause tl;dr
>>26224643
Nice pic
Originalu commento desu
>gp asks if im still taking my prozac
>"yes but its not working"
>See her giggling slightly under her breath
>i'm sorry, did you say that you are still taking the prozac?
>y-yes
>she cant hold in her laughter any longer
>calls other doctors into the room
>her spit literally hitting me in the face she is laughing so hard
>Doctors arrive
>she screams "He fell for the prozac meme!" at them
>some doctors look away in disgust, others glare angrily at me
>"i-i dont understand"
>one doctor pushes me off my chair
>hear one spit on my back
>get thrown out the back exit into the trash
>tears streaming down my face
>still hear laughter from outside the window as i walk home
I deserve it all.
8/10
expected lethal dose of morphine, but was pleasantly surprised
>>26224641
thanks senpai i worked hard on it
>>26224622
How can this happen in a first world country? This is a human rights violation. We need mental health reform OP. I will take your experience to the supreme court if i have to
Why do some women seem to think being uncut is gross?
Because they look gross, duh?
Coming from an uncutfag
Those women are called americans. Being an american explains several forms of retardation.
>>26224359
only american women
the rest dont give a fuck
Protip
>Add the word "Engineer" to the end of your job title no matter what it is.
>Immediately demand your salary to be doubled
>Interaction engineer
I feel like giving up on my discipline all ready for being associated with this shit.
>>26224204
Come on anon.. she obviously studied her ass off in engineering school doing complex quant shit for years to earn that title.
>>26224153
What does that even mean? Why am I studying mechanical engineering if I can just make up my title?
Am I the only one who gets geniunely "triggered" if someone is talking about how their life is going great and their studies/jobs are going amazing?
Why do I got to be such a dumb piece of shit with autism and with no motivation.
I mean you can change your situation
Yes
Because no matter what I do ive always failed at everything, nothing improves no matter what
Everyone else just seems to get lucky and all these amazing things happen to them, all they need to do is exist
>>26224124
With that mindset, failure is inevitable. Quit whining and get shit done, then success comes to you. Yeah some people get lucky but that's life. Why be morose about it?
only show version, book version is a chad and then became a cyborg
>lost his virginity to some whore
>fucks roasties
>disliked by the roasties he fucks
>doesn't belong anywhere
>autist
>has autist dad plan beta uprising
>proceeds with plan like the autist he is
>beta uprising failed
>gets tricked by a cyborg chad
>qts start riding on dick
>tfw qt's make the first move
>dick cut off
>now on his way to becoming grand wizard
Nah, he's just a normie trying too hard to be a chad.
Only robots in that show are Robin Arryn, Stannis and Bran.
>>26224031
How is Bran a robot? Also if we include book characters, Victarion Greyjoy is definitely /r9k/
>autist whose Chad Thundercock older brother fucked his wife
>>26224365
Well, he's just a kid who likes climbing at the start but after he loses his legs he gets real sad and suicidal and shit. He also follows some weird visions and is a dick to people around him. I just get the robot vibes from him.
why do dicklets even bother?
I don't anymore, I just put my dicklet in a cage and wear girly clothes like a good sissy.
>gf tells you she stayed with a guy who treated her like shit solely because she liked the sex
>don't dump her on the spot for being a shallow fucking whore
He deserves what he gets.
she will always remember
If you want a gf, why don't you lift?
>>26223214
Lifting wont change my facial bone structure. Even if i'd lift i would be 4/10
>he fell for the lift meme
>>26223214
I actually started lifting a few days ago. Won't change my lack of confidence.
>he took an actual IQ test
literally no one in real life cares about your IQ and IQ has been tested time and time again to have very little effect on whether or not you are successful in school or generally in life
>>26223060
Am I suppose to have learned something from reading your post?
>>26223077
Yeah. Don't encourage psychologists with their stupid shit.
>>26223060
>>26223089
t. low IQ
Anyone else here only sticking around because of drugs? I feel like the scum of the earth being a neet drug addict who depends on his mother. But it's either that or an hero for me. I feel trapped.
>age
>neet or not?
>drugs used
>drugs used regularly
>reason you started using
>do you want to stop?
>does anyone else know?
I've personally tried a verity of different substances from weed to h. I just can't stand being sober and depressed all the time. Life and this world seems like nothing but suffering for most, when I'm high the shitty thoughts are no longer at the forefront of my mind and I can find some kind of peace.
It's sad your mom is supporting you.
Learn to be a somewhat functional addict.
Being sober makes me feel so desperate, depressed, and alone. I've felt that way before I ever did drugs. I was just able to stand it because I didn't know what happiness was like. Drugs have given me a window into a life of normality, and I can't turn back now.
I'm so pathetic that I don't even do real drugs, just legal or semi-legal ones. Right now I'm doing Benzedrex every day. I try to tell myself that it's not too pitiful because Beat writers used to get high on OTC nasal decongestants too. Gonna order some research stims soon because Bennies are too expensive to keep up a decent habit with.
>>26223033
>But it's either that or an hero for me
Why is there no other options? Just because?
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS HOPE?
>I'M 5'5 270 POUNDS
>EVEN IF I LOSE WEIGHT I'M A MANLET
>NEVER HAD A GF OR EVEN KISSED A GIRL
>CLOSEST I EVER GOT TO A GIRL WAS WHEN I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MY FAVORITE WRESTLER LITA
ALL I WANT IS A QT GF AND I CAINT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Survival of the fittest my friend.
>FITtest
>>26222802
the fuck is the backround on those pics, is that dude loaded, is that his sister, is he dying of cancer or something how the fuck did that shit happen
Holy shit.
Please go dress better then whatever the fuck that is.
Get a gym membership and lose ~80 pounds
Shave your dumb neck you pig.
Get a nice haircut.
Stop being a faggot.
Stop watching wrestling.
You'll get a girl
