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Who /dudeweedlmao/ here?
Feels good to be a DUTCHMAN
>>26246086
I wish I was a dutchman too
NEDERDRRRAAAAAAD
Happened to me this morning before work
Worst feeling desu
Who here /animal cruelty/?
>muzzle my dog
>put him in a cage
>put cage in my cupboard under the sink
>come back in 24 hours to let him out
>he's happy to see me
Dogs are so stupid
:(
Why.. please no :( stop it thats not right.. of course he is happy to see you he's been deprived of attention food and water for 24 hours
>>26245637
7/10 made me giggleoriginal as fuck
Kill yourself desu
Original
>that face when no gf
>>26245564
Why the fuck do you have to remind me of these feels family?
>>26245564
>that face when mentally abused for decades
I've got 99 problems but nogf isn't one.
>>26245829
>he fell for the mental abuse meme
Please really gentle femdom. Pls.
Please respond sempai desu r9k.
>>26245217
here're you go faggott
>>26245570
>tfw a cute boy will never sit on my face
>netflix finally arrives in the middle eastern country I am in
>so excited to watch all the shows and movies i always heard about but couldnt watch
netflix only offers a very small selection of things to watch compared to the US selection.
tfw no netflix and chill
>>26245175
media hint
why don't you just download what you want to watch
not like your primitive authoritarian government would care about protecting western intellectual property
>>26245175
You realize that literally every country that isn't the US has that problem? And because of that, there are several ways around that problem?
And >>26245294
>Anon, I'm pregnant with your child!
>>26245099
that's great news sweety!
by the by, do we have anything needing to be drycleaned? i need to make a run.
>Implying an attractive, scratch that, ANY woman would let me fornicate with them
I don't understand why she's trying to get me to have sex with her again while telling me this
>[starts rubbing her foot in your crotch]
wot do?
>>26244612
>megan you bony piece of shit if you keep touching me i'm going to tell everybody that you were molested
>don't look at me like that, and if you cry i swear to god i will smack you in front of these strangers
>>26244612
>>26244878
>fuck outta here with your stupid ass teeth. donkey lookin skinny lil white girl.
>>26244878
>bony
>being healthy is now grounds for insult in America
1st concert you've been at?
the wiggles
> Nine Inch Nails
> 2008. Had a great time.
Left with bruised palms and without my voice.
>>26244277
Iron Maiden, Flight 666 World Tour 2009. It was ace m8.
>reading shit on facebook
>there's a public page in my country where people ask things and others comment, it got pretty big because people kill time there for few laughs
>one guy ask in a joking way if his height of 6'1" is fine
>2 hours later 110+ comments of dead serious women saying his height is fine and it's better than "disgusting midgets"
>religious girls, seemingly nice girls with profile pics of them and family, etc
>all of them have literally no sympathy for guys under 5'11"
Ok, i get that most women like taller guys, that's absolutely fine and that's their taste. But what is the psychological background for such hate towards shorter dudes? I mean, some of these comments were plain insulting, and it was for something that a man absolutely can't change. I thought about it and my guess is bitterness, people who are failures like to put down other people for such things so they can feel better about themselves. But it seems too cliche ("lol you're bitter because you are a slut that can't keep a man") and i would like an experts opinion on this.
TL;DR: Why a lot of women openly express hate for male qualities that are out of men's control?
if u didn't want to be a fugging manlet, why didn't you jsut be born tall u short fuck?
TO BE HONEST SENPIE
women live by the 666
if your height doesnt start with a 6, you dont earn at least 6 figures and dont have at least a 6 inch dick you have no chance
>>26244228
It's the biological imperative, if you're a manlet just beat them at their own game and wear lifts.
I have been cigarette-free for 2 days. I can quit. I can do it.
>>26244218
I believe in you op
>>26244218
i think it's after like 5 days or something cig smokers can start drinking water again without it fucking up their stomach
>>26244379
Is this bait or do you actually think that happens?
how do you fellow robots secure your internet privacy? i got redpilled recently and now im freaking the fuck out
i didnt use social media in the first place because i was never comfortable in giving my personal info out like that, but ive been an extensive user of chrome and gmail
ive switched to waterfox, gotten shit like abp/noscript/blender, uninstalled botnet shit like skype and have a vpn now but i doubt its enough still until i move to a linx distro
The number one thing to do is, don't mess with other people, you don't want to make yourself a target. The second would be try to avoid other people's traps. AKA: the less social you are online the better.
I reset my computer to its factory state every couple months or when something is acting up. But seriously its impossible to be safe, just black tape your webcam and hope for the best.
idk why you lads are so paranoid.
>>26243558
some of us live in america
ITT :strange family feelings
>heve little sister(12yo) that idolizes me
>doesn't listen to parents
>listens only to me
>help her withher homework
>have a good time usually
>usually bring her something to eat when i was out
>i am 20 yo virgin dude that is obsessed with bodybuilding and warframe
>i am introvert and not very social
>i don't want to let her become like me
>but she sees me as some sort of role model
>don't want to ruin her life by making her an introvert like me
>also the strange feeling that when she is becoming 18 years old or so she realizes that i was an autistic loser and that i am the exact type of man that a woman with self esteem wouldn't touch
>that feel i know my sister will sooner or later realize i am a total loser
>that feel she will hate me for beeing such a loser
She's your sister and she loves you. I doubt that will ever change unless you gave her a direct reason. There might be times when you aren't as close but that's life.
>>26243365
ur sister is a female. she wont end up like u. everything in life will be handed to her.
>>26243365
if your sister is white she won the lotery
What is your favorite dog breed?
Great dane is best dane.
>>26243283
english setter
>>26243283
Beagle
Alright fellow robots (and fembots I guess), how would your life change if you woke up tomorrow as an 18yo Asian girl living in the US with her body?
What would you do? Do you think you would be happier in life or would you still be a robot? What would your goals and overall outlook on life be?
probably still stay inside all day, probably actually be worse off because I actually dont like getting attention and avoid it purposfully
Same shit, for the exception of dressing up in cute clothing
>>26243227
>18yo Asian girl living in the US with her body
Of course she lives here in her body.
Is she living in her mind? Fucking idiot.
Hello neets, I know some of you dabble with music as a hobby.
What's a neet-friendly musical instrument to pick up?
Must sound good playing alone (so no bass instruments), and no guitars please I don't want to get laid.
I am thinking piano (keyboard) or cello. Any recommendations?
>>26243202
piano yes.
Also, is learning the keyboard a good segway into making electronic bleep bloop music?
Or is that a completely different skillset.
Keyboard definitely imo
So versatile
