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Wondering if any high school graduates or college could help me solve this problem that i found on my facebook but nobody know sthe answer. i think its 12, but some other commenters who i dont know think 31, 14, 13, or 120
>>26270254
(1x0) + (12) = 12.
There are no operators between rows. I don't think it's possible to solve in one number.
>>26270304
How's that common core working out for you.
Why do people hate millennials (br. 1985-2000) again?
Because shit rolls downhill /thread
Juvenoia and the collapse of our society
It's cool to do it and we need another reason to yell about why our lives are shit
What did you guys have for breakfast?
I still haven't eaten.
>>26269901
Your mothers vagina.
I've had two doughnuts sitting next to me for the past 2 hours.
I should probably eat them already, I don't know what I'm waiting for.
>>26269901
What hentai is that from?
Hey guys, about to pop 400 mgs of ibuprofen here. Any good music/movies/vidya to play while I'm coming up?
Experiences with ibuprofen?
>>26269772
are you fucking kidding lol? ibruprofen won't get you high and od'ing would literally just ruin your stomach, wouldn't even kill unless you took it with alcohol and even then it would be a slow week of pain in hospital that would be completely irreversible
>>26269772
This is a shit troll go for a walk or something
Go to your room
Is the one out there? Is there any such thing as soulmates.
I would assume some personalities can match better than others, but if you have no personality you are fucked.
Nope, there's no such thing. It's a fairy tale told to kids to make them hopeful for the future.
It's entirely possible you will die alone, and never find a single partner.
>>26269701
There are no soulmates only people with whom you connect better or worse.
Who /friendswithgirls/ here? Do you think you're friendzoned?
>>26269567
Closest friend is a girl.
I want to marry her.
I don't think she's ever even considered that I'm interested in her.
>>26269567
Friends with a few girls. Don't feel like I'm friendzoned, it's just like having guy friends
I cannot feel a romantic connection with anyone
i want to be friendzoned desu senpai
i crave intimacy more than sex
DUDE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LMAO
Did we ever get a definitive tier list for the girls in teens react?
>>26269498
This is a tv meme and it belongs on tv
My dog died three days ago, these guys have given me a really convenient outlet for my anger against the universe desu
>that one kid who watched redtube and never got caught
>that one kid who was always selling chips and candy
>that one kid who threw a desk at a window
>>26269445
>>that one kid who watched redtube and never got caught
Why would that be worth mentioning?
>watched redtube
where did you watch it?
>>26269482
In the computer class
>Anon, come here and show me your moves!
>>26269141
>How do you jack off 11 dicks at once?
>>26269141
Someone skipped leg day
>originalplox
looks like she'd need a really big dick to be able to feel anything at all
Isn't communism the most robot ideology?
>Destroys Chad by eradicating hierarchies
>Free gfs
>Destruction of bourgeois immorality
>Neetbux for all
>>26269096
The concept of money doesn't exist under communism
The Chad of the proletariat will still dominate socially.
The final stage I. History will co!e after the manlet revolution.
>>26269096
You forgot
>unhygienic
Whats your minimum age limit for dating/hooking up?
What is it personally? what would you be comfortable introducing to your friends/senpai?
I hear this formula for the "socially acceptable age difference"
[your age] / 2 + 7 = [minimal age of people you can date that people wont think much of it]
that means if youare:theyare
20:17
22:18
24:19
26:20
28:21
30:22
so on. Odd numbers would be the previous limit "and a half" but its just a general guide line.
>>26268579
>using magic numbers for any "formula"
It's shit matey
>>26268899
It's based on age of consent, apparently. For a 18-year old the acceptable age would be 16.
It also simulates the effect that the older you get, the wider the suitable age gap.
>>26268579
As a 23 year old i wouldnt go lower than 15 and not higher than 22
Is there a bigger oxymoron than "Social Anxiety Support Group?" I'm assuming the only people who go to such things are attention whore snowflakes who think social anxiety is "quirky" and makes them unique. My therapist keeps trying to convince me to go but I have a very bad feeling about it.
I d q the best way to get over social anxiety might be to get out of your confort zone and there's probably no better way to start doing that than with other people sharing the same kind of problems
>>26268066
I've been to one myself. The people were really nice, the counsellors were the kind of people who would host children's tv programs. The people who went, girls and guys, would definitely not fit in in the normie world but unlike most on r9k they have a childish innocence about them, everything that comes out of their mouth is just pure and sweet, not a mean word to say about anyone. They made me look like a normie. One word, quasimodo, but they're the best kind of people out there.
>>26268170
I could see myself falling for this and then going to a support group and being around a bunch of rude, judgmental normies.
>girls show interest
>ignore it out of fear or some other bullshit reason
>keep doing it because "there' still plenty of time left"
As a 26 year old KHV, let me tell you: there isn't enough time left. Do it now or face immense regret.
>>26267997
Dont kid yourself they werent interested
And i would rather live with regret than rejection
>>26268022
Did you mean "they were interested"? Because I know they were. Some literally told me "I like you".
>i would rather live with regret than rejection
Trust me, you wouldn't. A rejection gives you closure. There's no point in crying over someone who doesn't feel the same about you. Not asking and living the rest of your life without definitive closure is 10 times as bad.
>>26267997
Been there OP. I'm only 24, but I feel like I'm running out of time. I should have taken the opportunities that presented themselves to me.
Now that I actually try to get a girl, I get rejected all the time. And even if I'd ever find one, I couldn't please her sexually. You're expected to have some experience by your mid-20s.
>>26268022
Yes, they were for me. Could've had sex with multiple women if I wasn't so autistic.
Should I drop some stories?
ITT: an /r9k/ Friday night
Friends aren't doing anything social, so I:
>Eat dinner alone
>Take a shower
>Notice through snapchat that my friends are on a triple date
>Wish that I had a girlfriend so I could be apart of it
>Watch a marathon of porn
>Cum
>Immediately open /r9k/ without cleaning up
>While scrolling through the catalogue, realised just how pathetic I am and decide to make a thread about it.
>Typing this out with my cum half rubbed into my stomach
How's your Friday night, robots?
If you're a North American, what did you do last Friday, or, what do you plan to do this coming one?
>>26267919
It's a miracle you're alive and moving.
I think you're experiencing one of the better realities.
I don't have friends, so I'm just going to study (uni) and be comfy. Wanting more would be too much to ask.
>>26267919
gonna stay in all weekend for sure.
don't have a desire to go outside.
some music, some movies. distract myself as much as i can.
>>26267919
>eat shrimp noodle with a beer
>watch a depressing movie
>try to find people on the Kane & Lynch multiplayer
comfy asf broi really want to die
How do I stop masturbating? I've fapped 7 times today and my dick still wants more.
>>26266824
I have no fucking idea, tell me if you find a way
>>26266824
No point in fighting it, just keep going.
Wear a chastity belt.
