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Who else here dad-bod but not a dad?
>>26266706
Be my boy friend
Post face
Right here. I'm tall too so it's a good look.
>even schoolgirls and shit are smiling at you but age of consent laws exist
>dadbod
>actually just skinnyfat
former vice president John C. Kekinridge
any robots got some anime to recommend for me?
>finished watching a ton of moe, would prefer something fighting
>only want anime that you personally recommend, don't want ones that you heard were "good"
INB4
>GO TO AN ANIME BOARD YOU WEEB FUCK
this whole site is an anime board you degenerate solanoid
>>26266439
Noragami is pretty cool, or psycho pass
>>26266498
thanks, the first one looks good. I've completed psycho pass and enjoyed both seasons
Samurai champloo. One of the two non retard gay animes I've ever seen
>tfw all your "friends" actually never liked you and were just making fun of you the whole time
>>26266251
Then they weren't really my friends so nothing of value was lost, just assholes making fun of others which is expected.
that's sad
what happened anon
I'd make fun of that blonde if you know what I mean. By fun I mean babies. I mean I'd have sex with her for the purpose of procreation after taking her as my bride.
If you're really desperate for a girlfriend you can just volunteer to be on this tv show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ThgqlHRCWs
>shane hasn't been on a date in THREE YEARS
dropped
fucking normies
>this ugly son of a bitch has been on a date
>meanwhile I have never had a woman interested at all
I'm no supermodel but I don't look this bad.
>>26266320
you need to get her interest anon
be interesting
or pretend you are
it works for me
do you think i should drop my standarts with women and just talk to some ugly
>>26265784
No, I don't think so, but I've always been more of an all or nothing kind of guy. There's no point settling with a girl you don't find attractive at all.
post your pic and I'll show you the highest you can realistically go
Go for a fat chick with a cute face and get her to workout. Fat chick personality + good looking later on = better than a hot chick now as they're more likely to be in a worn out, and very used condition.
Would you fuck your daughter if she wanted some daddy fuck?
no, and if i actually had a daughter, definitely no
No. Definitely not. This "daddy" shit is discomfiting for me, and I say that as a lolicon.
Disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diMp241gAcw
120 min and we lost
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DOTO
>>26265719
Back in early Dota1, games were frequently 100+ minutes long because you could buy Aegis for gold.
>>26265959
sounds like an absolute laugh mate.
Remember people, spam gg even more when its a long game, you need to make them regret every minute spent on that game.
>>26266030
It was even worse because denies fully negated XP gain, so the games were much slower in general.
What are you the most terrified of?
never finding a job and living with my parents until I inevitably kill myself
Scaring her away.
Vastness of space and the scale of the things out there.
My palms start sweating if I'm shown an accurate scale of the distance and size between the Earth and the moon.
Anything else and I'd risk a panic attack if I look at it or think about it for too long.
So Anon, what do you usually do on your free time?
I'd like to do you in my free time
>>26265261
kill she-boons
>>26265261
Gaming, browsing the net, reflecting upon my life.
rose thread
come here rosebud
>>26265216
she has a nice tits.
Damn is that a rare Rose OP?
>>26265250
eurotrip 2010.
Fembots, how do I approach women in public? How would you like to be approached?
I'm not very attractive but can be social and have confidence. I do have a personality, interests, things I'm passionate about, and some other things going for me.
In this day and age people don't usually meet randomly, it's all done through socializing with friends or acquaintances. I'm just an asocial loner and have no other options at the moments.
So, how should I go about it?
>>26265132
Do not be
>ugly
>short
Pic related
No fembot but it's easy to do it. Just go and say hi. Literally.
I've been getting a bunch of numbers doing that. I fuck it up later through text all the time, but if you go up to a girl, say hello, make shitty small talk for five minutes without being a dick sucker and then ask for their number, it should usually work. My ratio is around 1 phone number every 3 girls and I'm not physically attractive, though not ugly.
>>26265132
Just walk up to them and say hi
>tfw doctors won't prescribe you what you need so you go online and start buying the drugs you want yourself
>I'm the doctor now
Maybe try looking up good doses of ketamine for whatever you're problem is, it helps with depression, I just saw an article on r/science.
I always keep Lsd around for my migraines.
>being a drug addict
I'm sure nothing bad will happen to you, OP.
>>26265093
>I come into the surgery
>I have medical problems
>Doctor wants to give me some anti-biotics
>Give myself a lethal dose of morphine instead.
i think im the biggest loser on this board, 20 year old and still didint lose my virginity
i dont think it can get any worse?
I'm 22 and same, so I guess I'll casually take your title away from you. There you go, anon, there are always bigger losers than you. Have a good night, or day
>>26265096
>>26265069
>69
>96
holy fuickin nigger christ
>20 year old virgin
25 year old virgin here. Doubt I'm the oldest virgin on /r9k/.
Got sick of seeing so many fat round faces on asian women, so I tried to improve this Japanese actress. How did I do? I tried to be careful to keep some of her asian features and not make her too white looking.
I am thinking you maybe don't know what fat is? The girl is thin, you just changed her bone structure entirely to make her an alien. Go fuck an alien instead.
>>26265066
She looks like a character from Akagi
>>26265066
thanks for the laugh, op nice ayylien you got there
>tfw your brother is gay so your parents are pestering you about getting married and having kids
You're probably gay, too.
>>26264850
>tfw you're gay so your parents won't pester you about getting married and having kids
>come out as gay to avoid the social pressure of finding a girl
>actually heterosexual in secret
