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>hot girl on facebook thinks I'm "Like, the funniest person I've ever met."
>tags me in a status asking if I want to do something this weekend
>know she's going to flake (she's done it to others in the past)
>know she's just toying with me for validation
>plan on turning down her offer
>want to do it in a way that makes her feel worthless
Let's be honest, few things piss off a Stacey more than getting rejected, especially by someone who isn't Chad. Any ideas on what I should say?
>>26294004
Find a way to do it on a platform where all her social media followers will see it but she can't erase it. Put her on blast for flaking on people in the past and she's only doing this for validation. After you come up with something don't respond to anything she says, it will be funny seeing the shoe on the other foot for her, I hope you post the results anon just don't sound too autistic in doing this.
>>26294004
Flake? what does this mean
Fucking kids and ur ohn feek and ur harley shakers
>>26294075
Yeah, I was thinking about doing something along those lines, but I didn't want it to come across as bitter or "autistic" as 4chan loves to say. So far, what I had in mind was "Nah. Already made plans with someone who is guaranteed not to flake." But someone might have a better recommendation.
>just won internet argument
>>26293645
but you will always be a kike.
>tfw get the last word in even when you are in the wrong
>>26293690
I'm not. Just posted this pic because it's how I feel.
What's next on the evolutionary scale?
>>26293536
Most of these are determined by the platforms they are created on.
For instance, in 2005, only text-based and more simple image macros were possible.
2008, images were more easy to work with and could be generated on websites.
The '2012' one is bullsht to be honest, normies never caught on to that type of image.
2015 is like that because of instagram filters, and screenshotting images on phones to create new ones.
2016? wait till the next meme platform is created, then we shall see.
>>26293635
> in 2005, only text-based and more simple image macros were possible.
Try subtracting fifteen years, millenial.
>>26293673
Availabe to be generated on internet platforms, I meant. Web-based software advanced more slowly.
How the fuck do we solve the manchild epidemic?
I mean, so many white males are just dropping out of life because they're pathetic betas. Instead of making a family, and most importantly, children, they just rot in front of their computers every single day, watching anime or playing stupid video games.
I personally know at least 3 of these subhumans, and they all have certain things in common.
>went to university
>earn a decent amount of money, usually in some beta tech job instead of working for their money like a man
>either waste the money on trivial horseshit or save it for no apparent reason, or waste on on manchildren collections and expensive toys (comics, big tvs, guns, 'audiophile' stereo systems, gaming PCs, motorbikes, cars, power tools, anime shit)
>have absolutely no interest in politics, history, anything else but their shitty manchild hobbies
>politically passive, don't give a fuck about what's happening to their country
>absolutely NO productive hobby, 95% of free time is spent in front of their computer watching degenerate anime or playing pointless timesink video games
>not interested in long term monogamous relationships with women
>not interested in having children or starting families
What the fuck do we do? How do we save society from these betas?
Pic related, look how clueless they look with those stupid fucking things on their faces
>>26293396
Those who don't reproduce solve the problem of their existence just fine on their own.
Why do you care tho?
What a faggot. Now I'll just play some runescape and chill.all the criteria apply to me
Would you let them in?
be honest
>>26293337
I'd close the door while blushing heavily.
>>26293337
>questioning about whether or not anyone would let Ana De Armas in to have a threesome with her and her psychopathic friend
How is this even a coherent thought process? I would fuck up my entire life for this.
>>26293337
free pizza?
Post some obscure feels, as obscure as is possible.
>You will never work in the air traffic control tower at Southampton Airport
>You will never teach mandarin at a private school in a small town in Finland
>You will never prepare a Cheese omelette for Mike Huckabee
>You will never work at a small souvenir shop in Scotland, only to have Francois Hollande visit one day
>You will never be considered the greatest darts player in Colorado
>You will never buy a second hand car, only to find $180 AUD in the glovebox.
>>26293167
>tfw I always think something bad is going to happen
>I can never relax
>>26293167
>you will never be a socially accepted human being
>>26293167
>southampton airport
That sure is obscure. Thought that my hometown was kind of irrelevant
>tfw you will never find a bf who hasn't had Stacey's vagina juice all over his lips
BECAUSE YOU ONLY WANT CHAD
>>26293122
>Hello I'm right here, date me!
This is why fembots can't exist. Because you can have that, by dating me. But you'll reject it.
>>26293159
chad would never date me.
personality is more important, but if i had to choose looks wise, a "5 or 6" would be ok with me. but even average guys have did about 20 or 30 girls.
When you say "movies that women will never understand", you mean they'll never understand them because they can't appreciate the principle of struggle, right? I just want to make sure I understand this right - women live life on super easy mode and never have to struggle for anything as everything is basically handed to them, and as such when they see the movies in pic related and others like them they legitimately can't understand why certain characters struggle in a seemingly illogical fashion or fight unnecessary (in their eyes) fights, and they also can't comprehend the concepts of honour, justice, self-development and improvement, righteousness, etc.
Yeah, that's all pretty accurate.
Women are simply considerably less evolved than men. You can argue that this is men's fault as well(which it obviously is), but fact is women are much more animalistic. This is why they have no concept of camaraderie, self sacrifice, loyalty, etc. They are simply not evolved enough to be placed in the same position as men but they still are.
Man on fire was Fucking amazing brilliant acting
Hey, psssst
psssssssst
Hey
Wagie, over here
*tsk tsk*
WAGEKEK!Fuck you
What the fuck happened to my NEETbux?
It came in yesterday and I got about 17.5% less than my average gains.
This isn't a game, pal. You best call in to work today because I'm not gonna starve because of your laziness. I stay at home because I have to contribute to humanity's immortal legacy: art. You have to get me free money by working. That's the unspoken contact here.fuck you
I was at work today bro. Hopefully you get more money next week.
>>26292895
Fuck you neet parasite. I was so tired yesterday (Friday in case you lost count of which day it is) that I went to bed at 930. I hope your neetbux get cut off so you have to get a job like the rest of us your worthless cunt.
>>26292895
It's is only fair that we redistribute some of your autismbux to those poor starving refugee families that have recently moved in. You're a kind soul, NEET, I'm sure you understand.
is balding the worst thing that can happen to a robot?
Lol. If you are already ugly why would balding make a big difference?
>>26292340
no, get some perspective you dribbling retard
honestly cannot wait for another global war so some of you can get vaporised
>>26292340
being a manlet is worse in every single way.
>be me
>22 years virgin with a tiny penis
>only woman to see my dick laughed at it
>serious mental anguish as a result of my micro penis
>hear grandma talking about her arthritis and cartilage damage
>she says she takes this glucosamine stuff to regrow her cartilage
>penises are made of cartilage
>decide to apply this stuff under my foreskin and such to see if it can grow more dick cartilage
>it fucking BURNS
it still hurts pretty bad...i dont want to go to the doctor so im praying it gets better. so fair warning to anyone else reading this..do not put glucosamine on your dick!
coming up on 2 hours and the pain in my dick is outrageous...any suggestions? i tried soaking it
post pics so I can assess the situation. I'm a med student.
>>26291776
you deserve your pain this is classic darwinism at work. hopefully you'll die
Because there is no greater feel.
What are you doing up so early robots ? What do you have planned for the day ?
IIm personally done being all mopey about my friend, today I start changing, I'm going to become a better me and if he likes that me great, if he doesn't well his loss
I'm going to start by studying java such I should have been doing for a few weeks now, then I guess I will see were my day takes me
>>26291238
I'm extremely hangover so I'm gonna do nothing all day except washing clothes cos I'm going on a trip to amsterdam tommorrow night.
>>26291280
That sounds really fun are you going to smoke a lot of pot?
>>26291238
6 am
I'm going to work harder on my game today, I have the motivation
Any moment now...
...
Maybe after I get something to eat...
I want to try sucking and riding cocks, but I'm afraid of getting an STD.
I'm also not sure if they'll find me cute enough.
Where can I find some nice clean dicks I can take?
Familiarize yourself with symptoms of std's. Always use protection.
Also. Tons of virgin's on r9k
>>26291233
I'm in a similar situation only the only cock I would like to suck is my best friends. I want to cling to that cock and never let go hahaha it feels like hell
>>26291268
>>26291233
are you boys
Is Tinder a good place to find a serious relationship? Or is it just for one night stands and other kinds of casual sex?
All dating sites are facebook-tier, mate.
>>26290508
I don't have FB anymore, what does it mean?
>>26290493
I have a friend whose friend uses tinder and finds guys who will let her suck their dick for Denny's. Dead ass.
>everyone here claims to hate women
>"fembot here :))"
>thread reaches bump limit within 1 hour and hundreds of betas post their contact info and spam "PLS B MY GF"
Which is why I hate women.
I hate people who cant take responsibility for their actions.
Most of them just tend to be women
:^)
>anonymous is the same person
>implying those aren't the white knight cuck normalfags
