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Complete this sentence:
>sikhs are...
indian people, usually
>>26305560Bro tierDESIGNATED POO IN LOO SHITTING STREETS
>>26305560
By and large major bros, but a lot of them are alcoholics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXLCOIcb41Y
time for some old school hip hop and r&b r9k
That is not old school.
>>26305342
compared to todays hip hop it's pretty old
What the fuck is this degenerate music? Let's listen to something less degenerate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkaZujSr6DM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZjd1Ry4D6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAsrVmVkXFg
>tfw goths and emos are out of fashion
>tfw they have been replaced by hipsters
>tfw rock, metal etc. is out of fashion
>tfw it has been replaced by shit electro music
>tfw you will never have a goth girlfriend
Why even live?
Shameless self bump because I miss this.
>>26305260
>You will never have a busty, goth GF who has tattoos and piercings who will have tantric Wiccan sex with you
Why is life so cruel.
This shit doesn't even matter at all outside of high school.
Who /selfimprovement here
>>26305194
No, I'm actively working to fuck my shit up. Idiot.
>>26305194
>improve self
>nothing changes
>fall back into old habits
LMAOOOOO
>>26305246
>muh false dichotomy
Why haven't you transitioned yet Anon? What's stopping you from becoming that qt you've always wanted to be?
cos were not faggots
>>26305001
I'm scared, OP-chan.
>>26305001
A penis between my legs
I get it now guys, I really do.
After a lot of reflection the past few days, I think I finally understand.
Girls are not the problem. Chads are not the problem. Normies are not the problem. Society is not the problem.
It's us. That's all it comes down to, us.
I'm not even mad at girls anymore. They're just doing what any single one of us would do....taking the best they can get.
Unfortunately we are all broken. Our best is probably nothing. Hell, even the average looking guys here are so broken psychologically that no girl in their right mind would have them.
It's time we look in the mirror and just accept it. I'm sure some of you done have. I am now accepting it.
>>26304471
We're all acutely aware of this. This is nothing new.
The rage of the robot stems from not being accepted by normies and chads and stacies, and so he begins to resent their ways.
>>26304471
Explain yourself OP.
Notorogonialmyass
>>26304499
When you look too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back through you
>no to /b/ cause bored
>waifu thread with 115 images
>all 3d
>waifu
/b/ really is a normie shithole now huh..
>>26304467
>implying it hasn't been for a while now
>>26304486
Last time I was there was a little over a year ago and I don't think it was this bad
>>26304467
Normies have ruined everything. Even our fucking save haven of 4chan.
When is the beta uprising? The normies all need to fucking die.
Do any robots play Runescape?
I'd like some friends to play with.
pls, someone must play runescape
>>26304326
I do, don't have a membership though
>>26304673
IGN?
Let's be friends
It's Saturday night. What is your excuse to not go to the club and get pussy?
>>26304296
Watching the debate like a good american
>>26304296
I don't know where the clubs in my city are, and I don't like shitty edm
>>26304296
Im 32 and thats the hottest club pic you have?
I know no one here is underageb& but IF YOU WERE, describe how life would be like in high school nowadays. I'm getting up on my 10 year anniversary now. Feels weird.
>I know no one here is underage b&
There are definitely a few underage robots
>>26304239
>smartphones
>"dank memes"
>chads and stacies still at the top
>robots still seen as degenerates/weirdos
aside from the smartphone stuff, it's like it always was. school shooter paranoia is at its peak, though. the onion has a great video about it
http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/potential-school-shooter-gunned-down-by-popular-jock-1488
>>26304361
>There are definitely a few underage robots
No, that's not true. Everyone on 4chan is 18 years old or older. No one under the age of majority posts on here, because it is against the rules to do so.
It's really true. As long as you have enough fame/money some roastie will latch herself on to you.
>theres no way he has a functioning penis and is physically able to have sex
>i'm sitting here poor and able to but nobody will fuck me, ever.
>>26304185
well, boogie also isn't an enormous sperg and is pretty sociable, so that probably helps too
>>26304185
Poor people reproduce all of the time. Try again.
Boogie's much cooler than you, though.
>300 character essay due by the end of the semester
>Only half way done
JUST
>25 word essay due by the end of 2016
>only 10 words in
>20 character essay due
>Twenty minutes
>Cant read
>>26303787
Bad meme, bad u
>tfw all the tranny propaganda threads on /r9k/ finally got to me and I'm taking spironolactone and estrogen now
>>26303784
Nice, when do you plan to kill yourself?
>>26303784
propaganda only works to reinforce ideas that already exist.
>>26303784
All the tranny propaganda made me tell my friend I'm gay tonight :)
I hope your treatment goes well, o don't care much since I like guys anyways buylt you are hot to me
>didn't get the job
>>26303323
where did you appIy to?
>>26303352
Medical scribe
I keep on applying to multiple minumum wage jobs and I still can't get fuck all. I've applied/sent in resumes to Shoppers a few times, yet I never get hired or even hear back from them. We're in the same boat, fellow robot. Why can't we get fucking jobs?
Dubs decide how kill myslef
Get rollin
jump off a cliff while cumming :^)
Death by yelling the word nigger in a crowded black community
Oh fuck i just took the test.
