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Hi Anon, you know? you remind me of myself a few years back.
Come sit with me, we can discuss life, philosophy, culture, science or just your day.
Another white night at the lab, how is your life project going? what are you working on nowadays?
No takers? Ok.
Recommend me a book Anon, I am pretty much down for anything.
Last book I read was "snuff" by Chuck Palahniuk. He is the guy who wrote fight club. It was pretty good, probably a 7/10. He basically gives porn the same treatment he gives consumerism in fight club. What do you think of fight club btw? Edgy Normie stuff? Or true robot tier book?
Underage b& failed chat out reeee
>>26313107
Actually, I have been around since 2008 Anon.
However, the new fags of today are the Anons of tomorrow. Lets try to be nice.
I take it you dislike Chuck Palahniuk? who would you regard as a robot worthy alternative?
Trips decides what happens to him.
You snuggle up in bed and let him sleep under the covers with you.
>>26312222
Nice timing.
>>26312222
Helllllll yeah!!
I really wish the HRT completely killed my sex drive.
I'll be your bf, post kik
ookkaayy
>>26312003
Lol yeah. Like Chad would ever be into me.
Who completed nofap January here?
Anyone standing strong for 2016?
>>26311946
I lasted all of January without using my hand
>pic related
but I caved in February when I found myself in a skirt :'c
>>26312108
Using a fleshlight is even worse, anon.
>A 10-YEAR-OLD Austrian boy has been brutally raped at a public swimming pool by an Iraqi migrant, who told police the attack was a 'sexual emergency'.
>The attacker told the police the rape was more or less out of frustration, dubbing it a 'sexual emergency'.
>Afterwards, the young boy confided in a lifeguard about what had happened, while the Iraqi man continued to swim at the pool, diving off the three-metre board.
>Kronen Zeitung reported the man said he had not had sex for four months and had an excess of sexual energy.
http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/10yearold-raped-by-iraqi-migrant-at-swimming-pool-in-vienna/news-story/69abed188e157e2f425d8c204fa50f17
What the actual FUCK?
Why are progressives still shilling and protesting for these scumbags?
kek, im imagining a little boy crying to police while some nasty Iraqi dives off a board with his half hard cock
... Was the guy punished at all?
>>26311747
is austria sharia law yet?
Why are you undateable? Unlikeable? Why are you so disconnected?
Long ago I accepted my fate, but then I was shown false hope.
>>26311725
what was the false hope?
I'm fat and 29.
fat and ugly are usually sufficient to ensure a life of masturbation, but i'm the whole package--short, bad-tempered, and completely unwilling to make the move and be a "man" or "go getter" or whatever you used roastie whores want your witless meal tickets to be
"Reddit is where stupid people go to act smart. 4chan is where smart people go to act stupid." - Anon
no i don't agree
>>26311703
no,we are all retarteds or social rejects
>>26311703
"Those milk bags look delicious"
- Anon
Any high school drop out bros? I'm posting my story because I feel like.
>9th grade
>flunk a math course because ADD and no meds because mum thinks ADD is a scam by the devil
>get placed into dumbass math with a bunch of niggers and wannabe gangsters
>teach desides to announce that I was the only one to pass my SOL(basically a test for school funding)
>immediate target because niggers
>see cute girl wearing an anime backpack has a friend so she doesnt get picked on
>think I might have a shot with her
>sitting in math in the front of class because nerdy white kid
>get made fun of try really hard to ignore it
>niggers decide to throw a calculator at my head
>try to ignore it, embarrassed as hell and turn deep red because pale as whip cream
>nigger decides to mock me and says "yo he 'bout to explode look at his face"
>big feet and small body so i look like a hobbit(wasn't that short though 5'10)
>nigger says "yo he 'bout to take off those converse and throw 'em like a boomerang"
>haven't said a word yet because again shy, white, nerdy kid
>everyone is basically talking about me and laughing
>nigger says "that my bitch homie"
>feel like all of my pride was taken from me in front of cute anime girl
>couldnt see her but she was probably laughing at how much of a bitch i am
>nigger throws a ball of paper at my head next
>hits me in the back of the head
>trying really hard to laugh it off
>basically looked like an insane school shooter trying to laugh it off
>pick up the ball of paper and try to play basketball with it because nerdy white kid
>miss the shot
>teacher does nothing but give me the "i feel really bad for you" face
this is why I never stepped foot in that class again and hid in the bathroom until i was kicked out because low grade. If I would've fought back I probably would've got jumped by the class full of niggers because white kid but I was taking boxing at the time and was pretty good.
man fuck those niggers
I dropped out in 10th grade like 9 years ago. Just got my GED last year. Going to college in a few weeks. Wewlad.
>>26311655
good luck homie
Highschool dropout reporting in. Actually I failed in 12 the grade in maths, even in the improvement exams, so now I am repeating all of 12 th subjects.
I failed when I was 18, now I am 22, u have been a NEET for all these years but this year my parents want me to get a highschool diploma.
I live in an Asian shithole so exams are ultra hard, not like your American exams. Exams are in less than one month and I haven't started studying the syllabus which people barely finish in 1 year
I'm so fucked, instead of studying in watching anime nonstop
Why don't you live in Broville /r9k/? It's the city made by /v/ for you guys in particular. A perfect utopia why there's even a /r9k/ district.
>>26311569
What the hell is this?
Fuck you chink moot original comment.
>>26311569
How do I install it? I didn't play Minecraft for 3 years
>>26311611
It's a city for people like you and me! It even has it's very own sports team! The Broville Aspies!
Be honest r9k, how often do you jack off?
>>26311481
twice, sometimes 3 times a day. if it's a really bad day, I'll go up to 4.
>>26311481
Once every 3-4 days
>tfw low test
>>26311481
not as often as i'd like to
>tfw ssri's
...Tsunderes... You like?
Yea bitch, kill someone for me, then I'll know your love is true.
>>26311407
killing people isn't tsundere
Deredere is god tier though
has anyone else here played dark massiah of might and magic extremely underrated game in my opinion, sure the story and characters are shit for the most part but the combat and destruction system is god tier
>enjoying video games
out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7T9tJiw6AU
>>26311383
>implying that enjoying vidya this obscure isnt robot tier
>pretend to be a girl on omegle/kik
>every guy is really, really lazy, predictable and dumb
I can understand why women have such low opinions of us. Most of the guys I talk to can't even string a sentence together longer than 3 words.
Sometimes I'll get asked to send nudes (which I have) and I'll say "let's chat for a while and then we'll see". Literally two very, very unimaginative questions later like "do you like fun" or "are you horny" they will again ask for photos in a not-sly way such as "photos ;)?".
It's pretty depressing.
at the same time i don't want to get to know any boring women better. so don't know what to say. grils should talk to me instead.
most conversations on there don't go beyond m or f. it's not a place where you'll find much intellect.
>Mfw women aren't born sluts, we push them to be sluts
>mfw they were better off in the kitchen than taking a dickin
What have we done?
I want to send my ex oneitis flowers on valentines anonymously since she is single now and I don't want her to feel lonely :)
What are some romantic things I could say on the card to give a very subtle hint?
>>26311326
I like to watch you while you sleep. -Guess Who!
>>26311326
Roses are red violets are blue trash is dumped and so were you
>>26311326
dewd she probably already has plans. you better not go with that anonymous bullshit, she ain't got time for that she got the next dude already lined up.
now or never.
>move on campus
>meet qt 3.14 shy girl
>fall in love because she actually shows me attention and is nice to me
>don't act on it
>throughout the entire year hear she gets plugged almost every week by different people
>heartbroken
>next year
>same shit, different person
>this year
>meet another qt 3.14 girl
>gonna have to bear it all other again
Is there anything worse than living on a uni campus?
You could always drop out, live in your father's basement, have no job or be underemployed, and not have sex, kiss or even hold hands with anyone ever in your 30+ year lifetime.
>>26311245
So the same as now except I'm living in a dorm?
maybe try acting on it for once pussy
