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What do girls think of skinny men?
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if you're thin and tall without being lanky then it seems to work pretty well in your favor
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they like them as long as they have handsome faces
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skinny men are TOP tier i love them

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Who /inlove/ here?

>think about her for hours every day
>randomly reminded of her existence
>spend hours in bed imagining detailed scenarios involving us
>tfw never spoken to her
>pace back and forth my room feeling excited by her existence
>panic and feel ill at the idea that she is dating someone or is attracted towards someone else
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>>26317073
I want to talk to her again, because I have the feeling she might like me, but I'm too scared because my life is such a mess at the moment.
I wish I could just forget her, I don't need to also have miserable feels about a girl right now, I have enough other shit to be taken care of
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>tfw no one will ever feel like this about you
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I'm in love with my girlfriend, it feels amazing that the feeling in reciprocated

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Im seriously sick of this shit, being her friend.
We know each other for 9 years, and im reaching the point where i dont know if im doing the right thing or not, this thing has fucked my shit up to a point i didnt think was possible.
Even thought i still love the sound of her voice calling my name, i can barely stay near her, my over-the-roof levels of empathy makes me see too much stuff in her eyes.
Im sick of pretending i dont have this feelings, or dont want something different from her, which i cant have, cause she knows what i feel for her, and i can see in her body language, non-verbal and para-verbal comunication behaviour she feels guilt, fear, sadness and pity for me.
She can see us trying to be friends is killing my soul (if it isnt already dead), and since she probably dont feel anything else for me besides brotherly love, she is feeling very bad cause she cant help me.
Im crying too much, im risking crying when while with her too, and she notice this stuff even if im very good at pretending, but i still i feel a total shit when i realize i feel jealous, angry, sad, when she talks about people i know she like or liked (and maybe treated her like fucking shit, or tricked her, and oh... the "ive told you so")
I see the fear in her eyes when she understand how broken i am, and what is this driving me to do, probably she wanted to help me, she feels in debt with me ofc, cause of all the times i helped her, while no one else was going to even hold her while she was crying.
These feels of guilt and helplessness toward me she manifesting are excruciating to bare.
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>>26316984
>OP here

Im not even capable of doing the right thing: being just her friend while suppressing any other emotion cause they are not "appropriate" (like if doing the right thing had ever granted me something, no one is going to give me a prize for my integrity, nor she will ever love me for that, but i always thinked it was the righteous thing to do)
Im probably already severly depressed from all this, and cant seem to be able to move on while being her friend, i will have to say goodbye to her, because everytime im with her a little piece of my soul dies, and right now im might have already crossed the event horizon and could not be able to restore what is lost.
I dont see any other solution, i came here just cause i know there are a lots of people who can give me a piece of their mind, i dont care if you insult me, or praise me, just tell me if there are any flaws in my reasoning cause i cant seem to trust my judgment anymore, otherwise i wouldnt be in this utter shit.
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And post WOJAK or PEPES while you are at it, please
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>>26316984
Not even one guy saying im a normie and to GTFO cause i have a female friend?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s17N2ZR7u8sc
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xidevfbI5Z
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>>26316861
you sound like you're gonna shoot yourself anon
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>>26316909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h10ydgB1If

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Is Vsauce Nu-male or just attracts a Nu-male audience
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>>26316813
nu-male fedora lord faggot for nu-male fedora lord faggots who think they are intellectuals by watching his shit videos
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the fuck is a nu-male?

are you retards making up tumblr words now?
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Honestly don't get the problem people have with him. He can be a bit annoying but he seems genuinely interested in the topics he covers.

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>read article about woman who rode the cock carousel 'changing her ways' and settling down with a betabux
>realize how terrible i am with women
>realize i will never be Chad and get to experience casual sex
>buy my first pack of cigarettes in a couple of weeks despite quitting

I can't take these feels robots. How do I eliminate my desire for love and sex entirely?
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>>26316680
>smokes cigs
>wants casual sex
fucking normie
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Causal sex sucks.

Seriously without any emotional connection than sex is worse than masturbation.

Every Chad I've talked to about this agrees he just does it because society tells him he needs to enjoy it to be a man.

Most of them are just painfully depressed that despite all the casual sex they get no one want to have a relationship with them.
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>>26316680
Rub one out.

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Has anyone else given up on human desires and is embracing wizardhood? Once you have ascended nothing will be the same
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i will hang myself before i turn 30
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Fuck that pic there is no way I could've had sex when I was 16. Impossible.
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>>26316713
Woman do it all the time though

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>I am become neet the destroyer of normies
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nice shop bro
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Holy shit. You get double what I get, OP. How old are you and what are you claiming? Job seeker?
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>>26316377
No shop, I get that much every 2 weeks

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GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING WAGIES!

You better make the most of that last day off!
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Enjoy that bitter loneliness neetfriend.
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>>26316239
>bitter loneliness
It won't be so lonely now that I came out gay my wage friend
What's that? You can't understand not wanting to surrender all your money and possessions to a roastie who will cheat on you? Poor wagie when will you learn
Meanwhile I will use all this free time to watch my diet and get really hot to get myself a high roller boyfriend
I can probably geteven more money from the government after all my gayness doesn't allow me to work I could break a nail wagei
But sure enjoy your second class life
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>>26316232
This is essential.

3 fucking jobs ahahha he's a literal wageslave https://youtu.be/fPFTJPT9ZpU
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>>26315811
This was not very surprising.
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>>26315811
>have two full time jobs
>doesn't even cover bills

America, explain you'are'selves. This is mad
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>collapses from exhaustion
>better get yet another job

lel, he'll literally die

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Andrew Anglin, publisher of the Daily Stormer and boyfriend of Sinead of Firestarter Media, was found dead in his home early this morning.

Allegedly he had gotten into a heated argument with a heavily autistic 35 year old African American male on the comments section of his website. Various statistics on black crime were showed by Anglin at first, however in the next 20 minutes after the African American ignored them. Racial epithets were used by Anglin, and the exchange ended with him saying "if you want to take this further you know where I'm at. Peace".

The African American male then took it upon himself to travel to Anglin's home and proceeded to beat his head in with a iron skillet whilst he slept as Sinead helplessly watched. Anglin's neighbours have been quoted as saying "he died screaming. It's not a nice thing to say but it's the truth. He didn't stand a chance at all. He was utterly destroyed".
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are those thais or philipinas in his picture? they look pinoy to me

do white guys get laid THAT easily in sea countries? im a ugly balding kv neet white guy at 25, if i go there, is it possible even a grade S loser like me can find a girl to hold hands and do lewd things with
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hope this is real lads
death to fascism
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>>26315752
STALE
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A
L
E

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Are you all just joking about being 23+ and still being khv? Im sure you are all just joking
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Why would we?
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>>26315516
Not me, I'm a 26 yr and had sex two times, but nothing to miss desu, just fapping into a girl's vagina
feels good man anyways
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Yeah it's just a meme mate.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrJcQ2nZips
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But anon, I understood it just fine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3F7UZU3wfY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ad8_8zEG-k

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There's hope for you yet /r9k/........
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there is a girl for every man who wants one.

robots are too busy crying over their situation to realise this. stop focusing on people who will never like you. fuck em.
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>>26315001
>there is a girl for every Chad
fixed that for you, familiar
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>>26315019
>there are multiple girls for every Chad
fixed that for you

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>tfw no qt french gf to cuddle with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wiMlF5TJoQ
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I love their accent.

>mfw I'll never have a cute french gf
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>>26314811

jesus christ she is fuckin adorable.

my dicks turns to diamonds for this shit.
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>>26315395
I know that feel. I know that feel...

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