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>Just do it anon stop being such a loser
>Anon whats wrong with you? why cant you ever be nice to me..
>comeon anon take me out to dinner
reasons why not to have a girlfriend
>babe come to bed, you've been on ur computer all day
fuck off cunt.
she nags because she doesn't want you to get complacent and stop self improving, why can't you be nice to her? that's a very valid reason to complain, what's wrong with wanting to go out for a meal?
implying we have a girlfriend ....
>normie
Why didn't you stay with your childhood friend?
She loved you, and you abandoned her. She could've been your wife by now.
>>26335026
I moved. I really wish I tried to stay in contact but my life was a mess at the time.
I've been thinking of her a lot lately.
Shit, wasn't expecting to feel tonight..
>>26335026
BEcause she became an absolute whore?
we started talking less and seeing each other less once we went to different schools, I don't think she would like knowing that I grew up to be a complete faggot
Alarm clock beeping
Wagecucks weeping
Time for floor sweeping
And burger fIipping
While NEETs are still sleeping
Put on your slave collar
Each hour you earn a dollar
Your dignity level grows ever smaller
Better run fast when customers holler
While the NEET is being a baller
Your life amounts to being a thrall
You're a manlet and your dick is small
When your boss is around you don't walk, you crawl
He clicks his fingers and on your knees you fall
If only to be a NEET you had the wherewithal!
Cry, wagecucks, cry over your sad Iives
Rejoice at the $0.01 extra when your promotion arrives
But know that none of that shit survives
Also, NEETs are fucking your wives
Stop making this thread every single day Jesus Christ
>>26335114
Shouldn't you be in bed, wagecuck?
Mr. Shekelstein likes his thralls fresh and ready to work I'd imagine. Tsk-tsk.
I think I'll play vidya for a bit then I'll go take a nap.
Meanwhile, some poor wagecuck's getting ready for a 3 hour commute to work he hates.
Oh, well. Better him than I.
So are you guys just upset because you don't have girlfriends? Or that the girl you like is dating a black guy? Is that what this is about?
Surely there is more to life than girls and sex. Just find something you like doing. Obviously you don't suffer from depression or anything because apparently that's a meme here.
Does anyone here actually have a LEGIT issue worth being upset about?
is being bored an issue?
>>26334466
Yes it is actually. You need something productive to do.
>>26334491
you can be productive too by checking these dubs
It's that time again lads, place an order, tell ya woes, and I'll try my best to answer. Or listen back and enjoy the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv9NSR-2DwM
I've lied to my professor for two weeks about a project and I've procrastinated so much that I have to face him tomorrow morning and explain why I don't have anything. I'm going to fucking fail college. Fuck the STEM meme. Fuck this gay planet, I'm going to move to Somalia or some shit and start a tribe.
Getting really sick and tired of your bullshit, mr barkeep.
>Ask girl out
>"Sorry I like someone else and don't think we should date" day of date
>Texts again a few days later, says she wants to be friends
>Messages me until like 2 am most nights since, sometimes later, and sometimes at 8 am to wake me up
>See her again at a party
>Say hi to her, she immediately excuses herself and goes to talk to someone else
what. the fuck.
What are you doing at this moment, robots?
eatin anything?
drinkin anything?
watchin anything?
listenin to anything?
eating cold kfc potatoe wedges
playing fallout 4
Just finished writing my first paper of the semester and drinking a diet coke. I've been listening to this, because it's some comfy homework music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi3VR_TWIoM
drinking coffee
eating choclate balls
listening to weezer because im a faggot
i wish i enjoyed sports edition
How are you all holding up today?
>>26331963
killing myself in a few hours
>>26331968
Good luck, be stronger than us
>>26331968
Why anon? Whats brought it to this?
Who wins, /r9k/?
>>26330867
Goku.
Super Saiyans get stronger every time they fight, thus as an Alien himself, he'd be stronger than Kal El.
>>26330867
Superman because he's demonstrated he can fly so fast that time itself goes backwards which would allow him to kill Goku when he's still an infant.
Who would win?
Note: It takes place in a Ladder and Chair factory and Samurai Jack don't wan no trouber
What's your excuse robots?
http://www.themodernman.com/dating/articles/how-do-average-guys-get-hot-women.html
I'm pretty far below average
By being tall
Im an ugly dork currently talking to a nice Thai girl. She's 18 and 9/10. Highly recommend it.
Doe eyed qts are superior
>tfw no doe eyed girl to love me
>>26330258
her eyes honestly creep me out. what the fuck?
>tfw you're a guy with doe eyes
just fuckin kill me
A girl who very recently shot me down and had me get all bitter at her just shared this on facebook.
>I..is she scared of me lads?
>>26329820
This is why women are scared of rejecting men.
You tell us to give you a straight answer and then we end up 6 feet under. Not even ugly women can escape the evil clutches of man.
>>26329901
You're right. We'll find you. :^)
>She rejects me
>I beat her to death with my dick
Lets have a comfy pic thread!
I'll start with a few
heres the second
the third
the FOURTH!
Getting ready to fight a nigger in a classroom full of niggers. Need some tips to win I know how to throw a punch and clench my jaw. This is my first fight so I'm going to try my hardest not to get fucking nig'd.
Don't let your oppent get in to close. Keep your distance you don't want to get slammed while in a scramble. Don't do that yell while face to face shit you'll only get sucker punched and or slammed. The rest is up to luck. A fight is always gonna be 50/50 just take my advice so you have a better chance
>>26329224
>fight a nigger in a classroom full of niggers
You already lost. His friends will back him up after the first blow. If that doesn't happen, make absolutely certain you throw the first punch, sucker punch if you have to.
unless he completely overpowers you, all the other niggers are going to join in and beat the shit out of you. good fucking luck fighting off 30 niggers on your own
>black woman becomes the step mother of a white roasties children
Is this reverse cucking?
>>26329080
Reminds me of that cancerous show Scandal on Netflix.
That girl is Olivia Pope and that smug blonde man is Fitzgerald Grant.
No it's just regular cucking
>>26329080
did his prev wife die? how'd he end up with the kids?
Fembots, how does it feel that Stacy can steal your bf? If he was the one who chased you, and made all the first moves and you were hard to get, imagine how appreciated he will feel when a girl like pic related comes along and makes the first move?
>>26326176
Nothing is certain and life is unfair, but there's no point in agonizing over things you can't control and will probably not happen anyway.
>>26326319
It will happen more likely than not. Especially when you get into your mid 20s.
>>26326402
Doubt it. Stacies very, very rarely approach men because it's completely unnecessary for them. Besides, I'm 27 and we've been together for 6 years, he still (seems to) find me attractive and wants to have sex all the time.
