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>go on b
>expect le anonymous dark internet child porn pedohiles and meme generators le boxy xD
>get pictures u werent suposed to share :D post your gf :D post your sex buddy :D who 420 here :D ylyl thread 10 times in the catalog , trap/cd/fur/loli one of each
well atleast they had the last thing, fuckin degeneret normies
>tfw have genuinely forgotten that /b/ even exists
Damn what the hell are they even still doing? Is it still the fastest board on 4chan?
>>27054663
You weren't here during its heyday.
/b/ has been normie-central for a few years now.
Just kill me now
https://www.yahoo.com/tv/hot-mug-shot-guy-jeremy-meeks-leaves-prison-235143223.html
>a literal degenerate criminal thug
>even has criminal tats
>perfect looks
>millions of girls love him despite being a criminal
>job offers for large sums of money just for looking good
looks literally are everything.
>His life will probably turn around as a result of the fame and opportunities
>>27054707
I think they like him FOR being a criminal, muh bad boys ect
Mommy just stormed into my room drunk telling me how shitty I am and how I am a burden.
she said she wanted me to get a job, she broke my tv and computer screed (I'm typing this on my iPhone) and told me I couldn't have either until I got a job.
She threw her bottle at my wall and left!
I'm scared robots, she has never been violent.
Go to a men's shelter
Oh right, those don't exist. Thanks for the equality, feminism.
>>27054573
so go get a job you whiny little fucking faggot
Looks like your free ride will soon be over, best get ready.
Rate my late night meal /10
Heart attack + Diabetes out of 10
Waste of alcohol. You aren't going to get drunk after eating that much food.
Nice quads
How big a boy are ya
I have started to talk to myself out loud
>>27054431
wait, this isn't a normal thing to do?
>>27054431
I've done that all my life
I'm pretty sure most people talk to themselves out loud. It's easier to organize your thoughts when you say rather than keep it jumbled up in your head.
What advice would you give to this girl?
You got cucked son
Lmao normies are retarded
>>27054388
Prostitution is illegal, coercing someone into it is the same.
So get her 'boyfriend' arrested and also stop dating people 11 years older than you, holy shit.
I just forced myself to eat one serving of them.
They were so fucking horrible, and it was honestly the hardest I've ever had to fight my gag reflex in my life (with the exception of the time I had to drink a cup of oat milk). How the fuck can people eat these?
Almonds, peanuts, walnuts- those nuts are delicious. Cashews make me want to barf. They leave this horrible after taste, and they leave this weird sensation in my... head? mind?
I don't know, but I never intend to have them again.
>inb4 put salt or oil on them
That's like putting ranch on vegetables. What's the point of eating them if you're gonna make it so unhealthy?
>>27054380
>2016
>Not liking cashews
>this faggot
Try eating them with something else, like a side dish
an even more important question: when did r9k become your personal blog?
>>27055010
>I don't like what he's posting about
>I k-know. I'll play the nice blog m8 meme
Seriously, people here vent all the time, I guess if it's not about no q.t.3.14 gf then it's out of place?
I'm asking questions here, you can feel free to participate in the discussion or not, but quit being a faggot. I bet you LIKE cashews.
Tell me about your oneitis.
>What is her personality like?
>How does she rank physically?
>Does she have any flaws you're aware of?
>How are your chances of ending up with her?
>What are you doing to improve your chances?
>Are you worthy of her?
>>27053958
>Personality ranges from bubbly to stoic, but always funny, dry humor
>perfect tits great face 9/10 over all
>makes more money than I do, massage therapist, also massages me frequently
>sings like an angel
>Ben in love with her for 4 years
>not worthy, but some how she loves me back
THATS RIGHT FAGGOTS I HAVE A PERFECT GF AND USED TO BE ROBO
I gotta tell you about mine. She's amazing. Super smart, you can tell just by talking to her. She's absolutely beautiful and gets prettier every day. The only problem is that she's a little younger than me. She's not more immature really, but it might be a little weird for us to go out for a little while.
I think she might kind of like me too though, and we're talking more and more. She inspires me to make positive changes in my life. To work hard and exercise more to be the best husband I could possibly be to her. I don't know what I'll do if she isn't into me in that way. I love her so much.
>>27054034
>THATS RIGHT FAGGOTS I HAVE A PERFECT GF AND USED TO BE ROBO
Tell us your secret, man
any other NEETs voting for sanders here?
>>27053948
I think you're mistaken op, this is /r9k/, not reddit.
>>27053948
Don't do it NEETs, don't ruin America. Capitalism has always worked while Communism has always failed.
>>27053948
no. I want america to be great again, not nigger faggot sjw land
Why is the political course of internet autists almost allways as following:
communism >> classic libertarianism >> nationalism/national socialism >> ???
Seems to be allways in this order from personal experience and observation .
Because people love swinging to extremes much to the delight of the people who fund these movements because it keeps everyone in a perpetual political coke vs pepsi war with no end and tons of profit.
>>27053911
I went straight to natsoc
always thought communism was dumb
>>27053953
This. Also the memes are pretty funny.
Any medbots on tonight?
Is it possible to shit yourself to death?
>tfw been shitting liquid all night
What was the last thing you ate senpai
immodium
Yes it is called dysentery
I don't want to work
I just don't
I didn't ask to be born and I didn't ask to work
Why shouldn't I be a NEET? I'm not good at anything and I'll be a liability at any job
I just want to stay inside and do things I like to do
You didn't ask to be born, but no one can stop you from opting out and killing yourself.
>>27053762
kill yourself if you have an issue with being born.
>>27053785
>>27053796
But then I'd be leaving my mother all alone
lost my virginity and fucked a hooker. thought i'd feel regret, but i enjoyed it and will prob go to another one again. She was 44.
i don't spend the money I make from work on anything anyway except for rent, wifi and food.
any hardcore hobbyists here?
>44
were her genitals tight?
how much does she charge for anal
>>27053675
not me. i am a virgin but give most of my money to my girls on twitch tv.
was that her? She looks right dude. How much you pay?
What do girls say about you behind your back?
>#splitthecheckplease
At least this cunt has some decency.
>>27053662
You should always split the check even if you're dating.
>>27053687
You are not a gentleman.
How does this image make you feel, anon?
Please be as detailed as possible.
>>27053580
it makes me suspect that it's a movie reference that I don't get
It makes me wonder how I would feel if someone called my aircraft a plane.
>>27053580
It makes me feel like a big guy
