I intentionally make my girlfriend unhealthy food in large portions and desserts so she doesn't lose weight and get too attractive and leave me.
Is this immoral?
No! It's true love! <333
Pretty smartnow get the FUCK out of this board you GIRLFRIEND HAVING normie SCUM
why bother? give it a few years and she'll do it herself.
>your parents find your loli folder
What do?
>be me, visiting my parents for mother's day
>be a 24 y/o NEET but have my own place because Bulgaria
>gonna be staying here for a couple of days better bring my laptop with me
>live alone so no need to put password on it/hide the pornz
>don't have actual video porn, but loli pictures from /c/ and /h/
>anon,...
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>>27039494
Just act like you are possesed by the devil. They might feel sorry for you.
Just stop watching little girls get raped you fucking freak. There problem solved
Have a exercisim performed on you, convulse a bit , learn some roman to spout , cue the drool and ay presto your cured nothing to fear
>TFW you skipped uni for the third day
Is it already over?
>tfw skipping FARS class for the third week in a row
>tfw its to prep for the CPA exam
>tfw I am an accounting grad student who doesn't remember shit about his undergrad
>>27039184
ive missed the past 3 weeks, great thing is my degree is piss easy so I can actually fucking pass all my assignments without even fucking turning up to lectures
>>27039208
I got an exam tonight for managerial undergrad, can you explain to me how job-order costing and process costing works in greentext?
I wasted all my time shitposting, as usual.
Why voluntary castration surgery is forbidden for humans?
>no longer feel the urge to have sex
>doesn't need to talk to succubi ever again
>no more wasted time on masturbation
>can focus on life fullfiling achieviments like arts or science
>no longer angry all the time
>no longer weak spot on you crotch
Lots of benefits, familia.
>have to pee sitting down
>have to pee sitting down
>have to pee sitting down
no thanks.
>>27039010
For starters it causes cancer.
>>27039046
you don't need to take you peepee out, just your balls
just met this qt 3.14 on okcupid, and shes coming over later tonight to watch some movies.
What are some good romantic comedies or horror flicks to get her comfy? we might get a bite to eat at red robin afterwards.
>eating after the movie
No you'lll never get your dick sucked that way man
just put on some cheesy gory horror. They're all shit but it's just an excuse for fucking around anyways.
heres another pic of her with her ex (wish i could crop that creepo out of it, but i am busy)
i tihnk i have love butterflies
Getting a first handy in my life in 2 hours. Gonna go shave myself soon, anything I need to know guys?
>>27038725
Is the girl experienced?
last thing you want is her to crush your dick
>>27038756
Semi experienced. Jacked off maybe a few cocks but not a whore
>>27038790
>jacked off a few cocks
>not a whore
Sure, whatever you say
anyone know more songs like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PpM_sM6FTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jfJC_E0ix8
sad, desolate with cute/innocent sounding vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riM1KZn9q4k
???
>>27038678
Don't know if it's what you're looking for but here's a sad song by half of Tatu about Nato fucking Yugoslavia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdTvnd2I67E
We... we really are scum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
who schizophrenic here?
many schizos are neet, so any schizobros on here?
>>27038610
schizoaffective. im on 400mg of seroquel.
I was on serequel, now ambilfy.
I'm on rexulti. I forget what I was on before but it caused me to have terrible muscle spasms and lock ups. Was pretty bad/10.
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/09/matrix-director-lilly-wachowski-comes-out-as-a-transgender-woman
>>27038006
stop being so judgemental it's 2016!
>>27038006
Surely they mean "they are a woman" ?
I mean in the language of sjw surely transgender woman implies there must have been a physical nature from which they have transitioned from?
>>27038006
the guys who made the matrix and 100 other garbage films.. oh right
Daily reminder, you cannot be a robot unless you have one (or more) of the following:
>actually ugly (nothing that "lifting" can fix), such as a facial deformity or whatever
>a real mental illness, such as autism or schizo
>not having many friends (if any). Robots tend to not have friends, and if they do, they do not see them often.
does depression count
original comment I guess
>>27038039
Yes but only if it is real depression.
>>27037953
>big forehead
>don't have a mental illness, but I do have cerebral palsy which is a neurological disorders (brain damage at birth)
>I have two friends I hardly see or talk to
Do I fit in?
What do you do to calm down when you're panicking and want to die?
Listen to static.
Vidya
Music
Deep breathing (srsly, it actually works)
I meditate.
Might be hippie bullshit, but it is effective if you put the effort in.
Grab the Calm.com app and try their free stuff, it's pretty good
I need your help, /r9k/.
My wife is very depressed. We've been together for several years (since High School), married for 1 year.
She's been depressed and full of anxiety ever since I've known her. She hasn't been able to make a friend since middle school.
She always thought that things would get better for her when we got married, but they just haven't. I've tried my hardest to pull her into happiness, and sometimes it works. But most of the time, it doesn't.
Several times, in her most depressed, anguished moments,...
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sent ticket to fbi
>>27037794
Kill yourself instead, then she'll feel better before forgetting you completely and moving onto the next cuck.
Idk anon, you sure that's what she wants?
It's one thing to wish for death it's a whole other going through with it.
Look what you fucks did
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/09/idaho-shooting-suspects-hypersexual-martian-manifesto-is-a-window-into-an-unraveling-mind/
>>27037776
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>27037800
Quality post friend
>>27037776
>last part
How often do you cook?
These days, almost every day.
>>27037331
i just eat deenz and bread
>>27037383
Start lifting senpai and you'll get swole.
I eat a lot of deenz and bread too, but I also am trying to get /fit/.
Who here /jtrance/. I like to listen to it whilst working out or studying or gaming. Pretty chill desu.
I like running to denpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJwRbwGo4Ow
>>27037312
Anime Trance mixes have stuff like in them.
pretty chill desu senapi.
https://soundcloud.com/the-rawest-otaku/cherry-cherry