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Military general
>tfw have boot camp next week for navy
>tfw autistic
>Tfw cant swim or drive
>tfw blocked out the fact that im in military for six months
>tfw reality is hitting me.
Military general.
I might enlist in a year or two if my life still sucks. Family has been military for four generations but not a single person has ever been smart enough to get benefits out of it.
Doesn't help that my ankles are fucked due to overstretched tendons. Supposedly thick muscles mean fucked tendons.
>went into basic training for infantry
>realized how much of a retarded decision this was
>"quit" or in other words got kicked out on purpose
>didn't get a dishonorable discharge or anything on my record
i'm such a fuck up
>>27033347
Would you consider doing military again with something safer?
>>27033307
If you're not in college might as well enlist.
>tfw avoidant personality disorder
It's not easy mode at all.
>>27033065
>It's not easy mode at all.
Be my girlfriend.
I want to be your girlfriend.
>tfw schizoid personality disorder
I don't want any kind of contact with people but I can't shake the sense of emptiness. Fuck evolution for giving me these unshakable desires.
>ITT
White women and the loser white men cuckold race sissy boys
>>27032994
Why would you even save that picture, fucking degenerate
>>27032994
Is that motherfucking Link?
>>27033061
No, that's just some black guy fucking Link.
I just moved to AZ for gradschool. I'm from OR, but didn't tell my friends I'm leaving, understandably they are upset. I was just going to make friends here, unfortunaly everybody I have thus far met at the UofA is terrible.
With grad school I have very little time to socialize anyway, hence an online gf is ideal for the time being.
Me
Age
> 23
Job
> Grad student
> 6.1 ft, Athletic build, Great head of hair (don't massage it without asking first, every single girl I meet thinks this is okay, it's not)
>Attractive
> Introverted, but can lead a conversation if you have trouble doing so.
You
> Cute
> intelligent, with interests other than math and science (I'm a physics student, things would get boring if our knowledge overlaps too much.)
> Not overbearing/needy
> Can maintain a non-awkward silence.
I'm going to bed so just email me, I'm mainly just looking for a girl to talk to, as I'm getting the cold shoulder from all the ones I have back in Oregon.[email protected]Im asleep, anyone in this thread who claims to be me is a troll,
Fembots don't existblox
>>>/ribbit/
op here btw
>>27032770
> grad student
> no friends
great start
I am snuff cp movie maker with 15 years of experience. Filmed in Russia, Ukraine, Lithuania, Vietnam, Congo, Somali. No requests, exchange, uploads. AMA
>>27032736
What exactly does a "movie maker" do on set? Also, are your effects guys any good?
>>27032736
Why do you lie on the internet? Original bait thread robot comment
You sound like a poorfag.
Well known biomedical engineer here. AMA
Why don't you have a house that looks like this yet?
>>27032649
Because i have taste
>>27032670
that house is gorgeous so clearly you have shitty taste
>>27032649
o but i do
Well, well, well /b/. Bernie Sanders has just been declared the victor in the Michigan democratic primary. How are all of you faggots feeling about our next President of the United States?
>feel_the_bern_420_blaze_it
I feel like /pol/ shitposters have the online abilities of 40 year old men. They can't even hide themselves.
Op he's got a long way to go before that happens
>>27032283
>27032283
OP look at the actual delegate counts. HIllary has most of the Superdelegates, which could go to bernie, but they wont since hillary is jacking them off under the table
pledged delegates wise, they are close but hillary still has more.
it was over after stuper tuesday
What's the answer, robots?
16, take it to /sci/
>>27032289
nice bait my guy
16
This is middle school shit
>4 page essay due at 10:50 tomorrow
>1:20 AM now
Should I sleep or not?
No, too much of a risk of not waking up in time
>>27032011
Mommy wakes me up at 7:30
>professor sprung on us yeasterday that tomorrow we have to show our work for our shitty 3000 level french research paper
>still just have a skeleton outline in english and links
I'm not going in.
I just hope the girl who caught me doodling a cartoon me killing myself doesn't freak out when I don't show up to class.
She's a very dramatic nerd girl.
I'm doing this again since the last thread didn't go well. Ask someone who isn't a university student anything
FAQ:
NEET
21
I can't smell anything but my dad says he gags when he walks past my room
male
>>27031433
why don't you make a change?
>>27031433
>diet coke
Why don't you just clean your room? Once you've done the initial cleaning and taken steps to reducing mess (put things in the bin or sink after using them, for example) it's pretty easy daily maintenance
You can't smell anything because people block out smells they are surrounded by for a period of time.
According to Quantum Physics, there is growing evidence that the universe is a hologram and reality and death is just an illusion
>So why not just be yourself? :^)
>>27031397
Were you there when I mentioned that the past present and future are all pre determined and similar to a sheet of ice in layout?
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/12/controversial-experiment-sees-no-evidence-universe-hologram
>>27031397
If death is just an illusion, then what happens after reality?
i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die
be my trans womyn gf
>>27031286
Then diemomento mori
let's die together bb
Would you? Why or why not?
No, looks young tbqph
>>27031086
No. 3DPD.
>>27031086
No, I don't want stupid offspring who have no chin and would probably be small. That's the thing about these qt's, there ancestors weren't surviving using intelligence, they survived because they were qt and got fucked. Well, to me wife material, which I am not even concerned with at my age, would be a woman who is strong and intelligent. I want good quality genetics.
What does this pic mean to you?
>>27031046
it fucking pisses me off
this is a psychological study btw, it should tell you what mental disorder that your thought process has the highest correlation to
>>27031046
The thing in the bottom right is supposed to be a heart, right? Is the picture supposed to be about love? Maybe the cage like feature pattern behind the heart shows that the only way to freedom is through love.
I don't know.
What makes you feel warm inside?
thinking about runescape in its prime. kittens. alcohol. idk
The hypothalamus
when i talk to a girl and she replies with more than one liners
