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Any latin-american robots in here?
How do you cope with living the robot life in normie: the continent
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Chilean here
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>>27044504
It's shittier because:
>poverty
>normies = american cuck/sjws wannabes
>chads = criminals/machos who beat their gfs or wives
>no hispanic 4chan to complain about our shitty lives
>more risks out there (violence,theft,etc)
>no easy access to legal weapons to kill ourselves
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>>27044622
where you from roboto?

Would you rather have a qt camfu slut gf or be forever alone?
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kaz, im already alone forever
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>>27044465
If she's faithful to me in every other way, I'm fine with her stripping for other dudes on the internet.
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>>27044486
kekerekeked

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I think I have a quite autistic personality. Still I meet people I went to school with every now and then. Those people recommended me to try MDMA against my social problems. Anyone /auttistic/ here who has experiences with that substance?
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MDMA doesn't get to the root of problems. It's not psychedelic enough.

It might make you an emotionally open social butterfly for a night, but you'll be right back where you started afterwards.

Now, a good dose of LSD -followed- by MDMA, THAT can be seriously therapeutic.
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>>27044705
MDMA let's you understand how to act in social situations.

For a lot of us we simply never learned the proper social skills, MDMA can let us fake it till we make it.
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MDMA helped me realise my own issues and what it truly meant to be social. It made me want to improve and it improved my life for like a month before i went back to being me.

Think it can help you start looking towards actaully fixing what's wrong but its not a simple cure.

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Why does this sort of thing, namely the idea of having multiple guys at once and "being a slut" appeal to women so much?

Do women really want this shit irl?

Well fembots?
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>>27044416
Are you talking about group sex or talking about being with more than one guy in your life?
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>>27044416

Most don't. This a new trend anyway. My mother doesn't even now this exists.

I think it's an attempt to be disered or please someone she thinks she can't afford losing.
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As a healer I can tell you this is bullshit

I just spend my time deciding who lives and dies.

That dps give you lip?
Whoops you were too busy keeping the tank at full health even through he couldn't aggro the adds.

Get good dps

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"Elliot didn't deserve love/sex"

I want to address this commonly repeated phrase. It understand this argument, and to an extent agree. But what people fail to see if that this is a similar situation to someone starved of food.

Sure, they may not 'deserve' food if they can't earn the money to buy it themselves, but if a society does not give a man the opportunity to acquire food, can one really blame him when he subsequently steals, or otherwise breaks the laws of society?
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>>27044088
You can't actually die from lack of love or sex. So it's not really the same.
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>>27044088
He did not just wanted sex.
He wanted sex with young blond beautiful women.

If you stick to you're example he is starving but refuses to eat rice and beans while demanding kaviar.
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>>27044115

It's certainly a human need, and can trigger mental illness when deprived of it.

My point is, why blame Elliot Rodger for breaking the rules of society when he did not wish to be a part of it?

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So which one is it, r9k?
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B

xdxdxdxdxdxdxd
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> here are your two options that both confirm stereotypes that I believe
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>>27043877
Lol that looks like a women with a beard

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Post a song that describes your life right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNa5xzOe5U
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_hN3otvC6g

true robot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9bkgRQbLs
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>>27043914
The lyrics and the upbeat song really don't match.

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>You look nervous Anon, take a seat and show me your resume. I'm sure your a bright kid who has done some bright things.

What do?
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>>27043413
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
t. Christiano Ronaldo
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My resume isn't horrible I'm just a nervous awkward idiot who probably doesn't come across as a strong and dynamic employee
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>>27043413
share the contents of my archive with them

lightly edited

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Who /arrangedmarriage/ here?
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>>27043224
Get a prenup. If it works out, great. If it doesn't, divorce her.
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>>27043224
i should be so lucky
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I wish my life was organized for me.

Freedom is overrated.

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Have you been bullied anon?
tell me your stories
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>be me in 8th grade
>in orchestra class
>3 faggots who dont even play instruments mock me everday
>one day their leader slaps me for no reason
>go full tard and push him down into a bunch of chairs
>he gets up and punches me in the face
>everyone said i started the fight and no one even stood up for me
>they never bothered me again though
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I bullied my mum's boyfriend earlier today.
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>>27042983
You did right
if you don't show any kind of violence toward them, they take advantage of you

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why are us americans becoming increasingly fatter and fatter?

even im fat, i dont remember what went wrong for me to become this way.
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>>27042804
sugar . . . lots and lots of sugar, synthetic sweeteners, and biologically altered foods
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>>27043036
/thread

That's all there is to it.
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>>27042804
Estrogen in the water, any medication prescribed by a psychiatrist, fast food, the list just goes on. Basically, America has become hyperjewed.

This is cozystation actual all cozystations report in
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Here's my cozy station.
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>>27042718
>>27043191
Those beds are looking pretty comfy.

Been listening to this song on repeat a little too much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2u3T8hIH4
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>>27043254
>tfw always wanted an angled wooden ceiling
Cozy room tho

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Is there anything comfier than Red Dwarf?

>tfw you'll never be lost 3 million years in the future with a hologram of your bunkmate and evolutionary descendant of your cat
>tfw you'll never have a sassy and ironic onboard computer that does anything you ask
>tfw you'll never be lying shipwrecked and comatose sipping on fresh mango juice

Any comfier TV shows robots?
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Red Dwarf is top-tier. Check out Blackadder too (not scifi but still top-tier British comedy)
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>>27042614

> tfw college tutor knew the black guy ( one with the fluffy hat in the photo)
> he said he was a right ponce, arse and had a "holier than though" attitude
> he shagged blackies girlfriend when he was younger cucking him
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>>27042636

most british comedies are pretty top tier senpai.

>blackadder
>red dwarf
>bottom
>porridge
>only fools and horses

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About 20 minutes ago I looked at my grandfather's history on Chrome and found a ton of gay porn, which means he's in the closet (been married to my grandma for at least 30 years now).

Here's the thing: I don't have anything against gays, but my dad does and it would also destroy his marriage if I let it out. Grandpa won the lottery 2 years ago (although it was only 700k) and now i'm thinking I should blackmail him (took a bunch of pics of his history)

Should I do it?

Pic unrelated
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>>27042567
You should take precautions if he's really in closet or it's just a kink.
What kind of gay porn are we talking about?
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>>27042567
Just because he watches a ton of gay porn doesn't mean he's in the closet.
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>>27042567
Of course not you fuck. I don't know how close you are with him, but you could just talk to him about it any say you won't tell

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I can't believe what just happened
>job interview
>fail because no experience NEET
>okhavefunwagies.jpg
>leaving the building
>girl who was at the same group as me approaches
>ohfuckno.jpg
>she starts saying how hot is outside
>y-yeah
>we start talking because I don't wanna yell her to fuck off
>notice that she smiling and doing that touching the hair thing
>"is this fucking bitch mirin me"
>I try to go further
"OH MY GOD SHE IS MIRIN ME"
>We get the train and she gives me her cellphone and a kiss in the cheek
My god I can't believe
Is this feel what is like to be chad? Jesus christ my self steen isn't this high since ever
I think I will not call her back since she's 6 years older than me and have a job and highschool, I would feel inferior near her and she's not that pretty either but she's not fat or anything
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>>27042548
Are you an actual cretin? You will feel inferior to everybody - because you are. Carpe diem.
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>>27042548
lol wait what the fuck?
>she's 6 years older than me and have a job and highschool,
She's 6 years older than you and is in high school?
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>>27042731
I mean college sorry
I'm stunned

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