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Alright Robots, the last Trimester of my senior year in high school has begun, and I've been assigned to create a few powerpoint slides describing my personal philosophy.
I have a feeling that the class and the teacher won't take it well, and I might be punished, but I figured you could all maybe empathize with these feels.
>>27050416
This is the second slide
>>27050439
And this is the third slide
That's edgy as fuck famalam
Was this ever confirmed to be the Oregon shooter?
>>27050328
Think the FBI did confirm it.
>>27050599
Any sauce?
I can't find any
>>27050328
Is there a happening thread that was posted?
I personally wouldn't beat up my girlfriend, but i totally understand why guys do it.
women do shit like "feeling too comfortable in a relationship and now they're bored and start to cheat"
you got the threaten these whores with death
>>27050310
or just not invest in a girlfriend and not be that abusive guy.
>>27050310
No you don't. That's the reaction they want. Just dump the bitch and don't look back
Maybe beatings would help neets realize their flaws
>2012
>17 at the time, going on 18
>Meet 2 decent girls on a chat site
>One (let's call her Violet) is 6 months older than me
>Semi-introverted artsy Brunette
>Other, (let's call her Emma) is like 4-5 years older than me
>Intelligent and outgoing non-slut blonde
>Violet lives in the states (I'm ausfailian) working in childcare or something
>Emma lives in Scotland studying pharmacology at university
>Violet is pretty cool
>but Emma is my dream girl
>Relationship with Violet escalates way too fast, within weeks the love word is thrown around
>Out of a need for affection or something I guess, stupidly, I tell Violet I am committed to her and that Emma is just a friend when secretly I wanted it the other way around
>Don't tell Emma anything, still seeking to develop a relationship with her
>Relationship with Emma is slow at first, but we have long, interesting conversations and she begins to get flirty
>Several months later I, like the little bitch I am, get scared about the relationship with Violet and abandon all online accounts
>Several years later, upon checking the old email, I find the only one who inquires about my whereabouts is Emma
>Multiple times
>She is worried about me and hopes I am alright
If I had just been honest and not a little bitch.
>>27050213
Oh yeah, I should also point out I haven't done anything since and this is pretty much the only interaction with girls I've had. Havent even said hello to one besides shop keeps since then.
>>27050213
Listening to loud music with earbuds as a habit. I did that for a long time in my teens pretending that it wouldn't do anything. My hearing is fucking awful now and I can't have a conversation in any remotely loud place and even when it's quiet I usually have to ask them to repeat themselves several times. God that's the one thing I wish they emphasized more on in youth because while drugs may deteriorate your body this shit deteriorates your hearing which is essential to be a functioning human being God I hate this shit.
>>27050213
Finding 4chan
who /drinkingproblem/ here?
>>27050150
who /permanenthangover/ here?
Right here, but I've managed to go a good while without. A whole 3 days in fact. It's remarkable, with that whiskey in reach.
Yeah.. about that.. I don't talk about it. I have reached the point of dementia where I don't even know I drink.
I have seen it growing up from devout catholics and muslims, drink in hand, complaining how drinking is a sin and lazy drunks are losers. It happens, it's not pretty when people can get to that point.
It's called "wet brain". Alcohol damages the brain to the point they are literally block the fact they are drinking. There was an intervention episode with one of them too, he was of course the one who died.
Almost bed time, wagecuck. Time to start your nightly ritual.
Ah yes, you're quite right. Good night, froggy!
>>27049682
Anyone want to see my big old NEET dick?
>>27049735
fucking wagies here! Can't appreciate our superior neet humor!
/comfy/ server
If you want to be a /b/ tier normie, please go to the other server.
Here's ours:
69.39.239.163:27865
>>27049582
might join, i hope its vanilla..
Bumping because I love you ;)
>>27049891
it is indeed.
>>27050231
Y-You too
Let's make a happy thread. We mention the things that DO make usfeel a littlehappy. World of Warcraft is one of those things for me. Makes me happy.
Weed makes me happy
Helping robots feel better
A really nice thing happened today. It was raining and I had forgotten my umbrella. A girl I did not know showed up out of nowhere and offered to share my umbrella with her. She even laughed at one of my jokes.We went in separate directions less than one block later but it was still nice to be helped by a stranger.
What happens to japanese anime qts after highschool?
they settle down with protagonist-kun
>>27049456
They become college qts and then finally evolve into their final and best form: Christmas cakes.
They become grizzled old hags.
Was anyone else abused by norms for so long that they lost all empathy for them? Nothing brings me pleasure like seeing a normalfag in agony.
>>27049291
Where you actually abused by norms? Of did you get made fun of because you watch shitty anime?
I still need to finish tokyo ghoul s2
but god it was boring
>>27050230
>watching the TG anime.
What the fuck is wrong with you ? Start reading the manga, you have no idea what you're missing out of. The anime is not even comparable to the manga in terms of storytelling, dialogue and action.
Who else out there going to eat some puss puss tonight? I'm planning on giving her the ol' natty-bo-batty lickaroo.
Ahhhh, yes.
I'm scared to do it now. First time I had sex I broke out in a horrible rash around my genitals. I think I might actually be allergic to the fluid
This is a creepy as fuck post
>as if any girls go on this board
>as if any girls would reply to this creepster
>>27049191
enjoy being a beta cuck and the taste of rancid wet garbage in your mouth after her rank , foul yeasty pussy juice fills your mouth
What would you do if somebody you knew was a cuckold?
>>27049143
Fuck their wife
I don't know anyone.
>>27049143
top meme fellow.
I loved Cindy so much. Why won't she love me back?
Cindy, if you see this, I love you.
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
BLOX
I'm not a stalker, I'm just in love.
Why do /pol/acks on this board have such internally inconsistent beliefs?
>You should be able to kill yourself if you want to, fuck normies for trying to keep you alive and miserable to slave away for them and suffer so they don't have to mourn
>Trannies are disgusting abominations with mental illnesses, the left is retarded for giving them bodily autonomy so that they can engage in moral degeneracy that harms the white race
>White women who sleep with black men are whores
>White women are ruined by feminism, I'm going to fuck Asian women and raise little Elliots
>Fuck off normie, don't tell me to man up or go outside, I've heard that a thousand times before. You don't know shit about unwantedness. You've had friends, you're attractive, you're funny, you will never understand. I've given up on women and it just isn't going to happen.
>Man the fuck up you disgusting tranny. Take testosterone. You'll regret this and want to kill yourself after your irreversible operation. Enjoy being an ugly hon with AIDS who can't get pregnant.
If you're a robot and a /pol/ack at the same time you're probably really fucking stupid. You whine about being a failure and then you worship Aryan Chads. You think people are inferior to you and so you want to kill or segregate them, when 90% of the people in your country would find you tremendously pathetic. You're a joke.
Strongly agree OP, robots as a community need to deal with these problematic, toxic attitudes as quickly as possible. /pol/acks have been terrorizing women of all kinds and POC far too long.
>/pol/ is one person
come on now son
>>27048858
You forgot.
>>Trannies are disgusting abominations with mental illnesses, the left is retarded for giving them bodily autonomy so that they can engage in moral degeneracy that harms the white race
Two threads later
>Why don't we all become sissy tranny fuckbios.
does anyone else here have schizophrenia?
>>27048819
Paranoid schizophrenia here. Life is suffering.
Yeah,all seven of us in here.
Fuck I'm just unstoppable tonight.
How did you get diagnosed? What tests did they run you through? What led to your diagnosis? Are you medicated? Do you plan to continue "treatment"? Ever have to be hospitalized against your will?
