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Let's have one of these threads
The 2 black dudes
2nd from left, top row.
>>27052041
The one taking the picture. haha
Listen up manlets, don't ever give up hope.
I just need to be ridiculously wealthy then...
fame overwrites a lot of so-called dealbreakers. even danny devito could get with a great number of women.
>>27051776
Me:
>no talents
>no hobbies
>no job
>no money
>5'3
What were their personalities all like?
Idk, psycho, sheep, intoverted loon
>>27051775
Like any other person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-2unKHrn8A
Shoot bump
Being a NEET is pathetic, isn't it?
Yes, no purpose to your life. Might as well just end it
>>27051936
What gives life purpose then, mr. pseudo-intellectual armchair philosopher?
>>27051936
>In college
>Have part time job for the off-season
Life still has zero purpose
>tfw my girlfriend found cuck porn on my computer and keeps talking about how she wants to try cucking me now
Real life cucking can't end well, can it? It seems like one of those things that's hot to masturbate to but just depressing if you're actually there in reality watching your girlfriend get railed by some other guy. Also I'm a little hurt at how interested she was in doing this. Like I had hoped she would like me enough to find the idea of sleeping with someone else disgusting, but instead it seems like I don't even matter to her.
>>27051583
You deserve this you fucking cuck
>GF looking through your stuff
She doesn't love you, cuck.
>>27051583
Your girlfriend has been considering cheating on you for some time and is using this opportunity for you to sign off on it.
https://whisper.sh/stories/8bc071ec-d70e-436b-b1e7-f01ff97750fd/19-Things-Girls-Say-To-Guys-vs-What-They-Really-Mean
Just your daily reminder that if a girl has ever used any of these lines on you, you literally disgust her and are a creepy/ugly piece of degenerate trash.
>you literally disgust her and are a creepy/ugly piece of degenerate trash.
Fascinating, but kind of superfluous, at least in my case.
I don't need to break any cipher or interpret any code to recognize that this is how women regard me.
I have far more immediate and intimate knowledge of this sad fact. I experience every time I meet a woman's gaze, and see the disgust and revulsion in her eyes.
I guess I'm something of a mystic in that sense.
>>27051671
same here, I know when to stop a conversation or not even be part of one to begin with just by their cues.
but sometimes i still fall for it and get horribly crushed
>>27051549
>Just your daily reminder that if a girl has ever used any of these lines on you, you literally disgust her and are a creepy/ugly piece of degenerate trash.
I don't care
How hasn't someone killed this person?
"I'm depressed, but that doesn't stop me from being happy."
>wat de fak
>fluid flux
I'm assuming he meant gender fluid, but flux?
Stupid girl.. hopefully she will grow out of that tumblr shit.
>Anastasia Storozhilova, a 23-year-old engineer who works in the office, thought the stunt was so adorable that she tweeted a photograph from the party, writing, "Today at the office we hanged a black man." Soon thereafter, she deleted the image. Then she deleted her Twitter account. Then she deleted her Facebook account. And then she made her Instagram account private.
Media caught wind of it and fucked her shit up.
I love it when racists get their shit pushed in.
inb4 edgy racist comments
lol stay mad
>>27051108
The joke is that black people were hanged in the past? What an idiot.
You seem mad enough already, OP.
>>27051108
Lol that guy is super uncomfortable
i am a neet and i have $7000 saved. What can i do with that money?
Buy a used RX7 and drift down the touge a couple of times
>>27051079
Move out and get a job.
if youre neet how did you obtain 7000 dollars fag
>He still thinks mental illness is real
absolutely hilarious
psychology is about as scientifically valid as astrology
you don't have a special illness that prevents you from functioning, you're just lazy
>>27051020
0/10 bait, apply yourself anon
>>27051034
psychology is pseudo-science, kid
science took us to the moon and sent probes to space
psychology taught kids it's okay to be fuckups because they have a disease in their head
I hope you're trolling, because if you aren't, you're seriously uneducated. I have a PhD in neurobiology and I can say with 100% confidence that mental illness is as real and as prevalent as physical illness. In fact, there's emerging debates as to whether the two are as unique as they are typically understood.
>25
>Basically perfect upbringing
>Semi wealthy family
>Had awesome time in school
>Good at sports (Rugby, cricket, hockey etc)
>Got good grades
>Play 3 instruments
>Enjoy gaming
>Lost virginity at 16 to 8/10 girl
>Awesome time at uni
>Loads of friends
>20+ sexual conquests
>Good degree
>Good well paid job in IT with colleagues I get along with
>Have made decent investments with my $
>Still play competitive and social sport
>Still play my instruments
>Still enjoy gaming
>Surrounded by interesting people
>Have a 9/10 GF
Why the fuck am I so depressed? I know I'm not a pathetic loser like a lot of you, so why the hell am I not happy?
Do I an hero? At least I know I'll probably get 1000+ people at my funeral, most of whom will probably be sad to see me go
>>27050870
>rugby
>cricket
>uni
This is an American board. Fuck off.
>>27050870
2/10, trying a bit too hard.. no ones gonna read all that
>>27050900
Pretend I said
>Football
>Baseball
>College
and answer my question you retard
Why is anime so gay and homosexual? Why would adult people like to watch these chinese cartoons? Why would people watch it when it screams "i'm a loser" so loud? I hope one day there's no stupid asian cartoons left in this board. It takes away the importance of this place.
>>27050751
What exactly is the difference between anime and western cartoons in your opinion?
>>27050751
good post op, i hope all these weebs get purged in the beta uprising, they're a disgrace to 4chan and im ashamed to be associated with them, it ruins the reputation of 4chan
>>27050788
There is no difference. Both are made for children.
>browsing Tinder
>see this
What would you do in this hypothetical situation, /r9k/?
>>27050699
Swipe left.
Jesus Christ. I'm no Chad but I'm not THAT ugly. Fucking hell. I am certain thats a dude.
>>27050792
It's actually a girl that has a vagina
I could do it.
I don't care if you do look like Tommy Lee Jones.
What's your excuse for not having a dick like this?
Umm, genetics?
>>27050687
Man, i think a son having a threesome with his own parents must be one of the craziest things ever. Imagine the connection, the bounding experience.
>>27050687
>handful of balls
Holy fuck I am so jealous.
Look how thick his neck is too. Is that were he gets his power?
Ayyyy yo dat will be 40$ white crakka
>buying weed
>not growing your own
>any year
come on now
>>27050686
that weed looks fucking gross dude
>>27050686
What is that? Looks like a bug.
