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shes using you for citizenship, jewboy

>>27036891
>original bitter virgin comment

you look like Norman, mate

Why the fuck does it matter? none of them would fuck me. You retard.

why don't you feel like a massive faggot for using the word fancy?

>>27036866

Don't give me shit faggot I could fucking end you and nobody would care.

>>27036671
Why do you default to your favorite social construct you filthy vapid whore.

>>27036671
>providing resources for a vagina you're not slamming
Top cuck.

Maybe I'm just a virgin and not great with women. Not everyone likes butts, you bigot.

>>27036654
Yes. Unless you suffer from mental illness, you have absolutely no excuse for being a robot.

>>27036654
You're on 4chan so no you failed

>>27036696
This is the first time I've posted since the beginning of the month. I usually don't even have my browser open anymore.

>>27036638
>legally
Why does this matter?

Anyway, what's up friendo? I had a rifle in my mouth earlier today

I'd hug you to death.
Let's call it an accident.

>>27036653
I mean legally as in "the person won't face repercussions for killing me".

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>Subway
oh jesus, please tell me more

>professional sandwich artists

Dude they just microwave some shit and put it in bread along with salad. You can even see them doing it as you order.

what a boring day and shit taste you've got.

t. a fellow neet

These are the same people that think watching anime is childish

>>27036507
was at a normie party once and some dumb bitch hogged control of the music to play constant disney songs. what a stupid cunt

>>27036507
I was talking about this with my mom yesterday...I live in hueland and you have a disneyworld segment in the local news almost weekly, almost everyone that goes to the US goes for disney world and every "nerdy and quirky" middle income girl sorround herself in ironic disney merchandise

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What a stupid looking man

>>27036539
Nigger tripfag. He is pretty based. Hes way better than fucking doj and kingniggerchad

>>27036440
>>27036539
who are those?

>>27036422
church of pepe senpai

idk why this hasn't been memed yet

Thanks for the semi rare faggot

we already do

it's the the Holy Church of NEETdom

wagekeks are our natural enemy. we have tried to save them for many internet years now, and they refuse to see the light. we now know they cannot be saved and must put them out of their misery. the only solution now for a free and fruitful world is to destroy all wagekeks and sheklesteins.

only then will the world be free from wagecuckoldry, and thus a beautiful world where NEETs can live and do what they please

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Someone akwnowledge me plz

>>27036635
cute

oc#4453

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>>27036408

I used to feel the same way.

It stopped when I realised she is taking the dick on a daily basis. Does she thinks about you when she gets Chad's load on her face?

Does she thinks about you when Chad pleases her better with his bigger dick?

Does she thinks about you when he convinces her to do shit she never would have done with you?

Does she thinks about you when she is overwhelmed with joy to be with such a better guy than you on a daily basis.


Move the fuck on, it's the only way, the only solution, stop torturing yourself for someone that left you all alone. I know how you feel man that's why I'm harsh, but If you don't wake the fuck up now it's going to hurt you even more.

men: 6'1"
women: 5'8"

5'9"-6'0" woman
5'11"-6'4" man
Its all relative. The difference matters more the shorter you are.

>>27036318
If you're talking for generally living well, probably between like 5'8 and 6'2 for men, and about 5' to 5'6 for women.

Anything above 6'3 and you start not fitting into smaller cars (I have issues with some particularly small ones at 6', have to hunch), and anything below like 5'8 people are going to think you're quite small.

For women, below 5' and you have issues buying clothes that aren't just kids clothes (had a gf with this issue once), and above 5'6 you start to have to limit whether you wear heels to events, because if you've got a 4" heel on, and you're 5'8, most guys (like 90% or so) are going to look like they're short next to you, which you obviously don't want.


But by internet standards, minimum 6'3 for guys to not be noticably short, and literally anyone who'll fuck me is okay for women.

>>27036314

Either the rape fantasy or, the dark triad attributes.

Ultimately the dude has his faults, but she isn't a saint either.

>>27036314
Pretty disgusting that your girlfriend got raped, and all you can think about is how something was "taken from you".

Did she report him / press charges? You know that if she didn't, she is enabling him to rape more women.

>>27036107
your shitty beta genes have spread to an unknowing poor soul that will suffer the dread of life..

What were you thinking ???!!!

Why?? Why put him through this... do you hate him that much?

you mean your wife's son right? I'm sure his real dad doesn't want you anywhere near his kid on his birthday.

>>27036258
>beta genes
Dont be so cynical, it ruins you.

>>27036301
My wife's son, and mine as well. I am the father.

>she's open to us hanging out

So... you haven't even hung out with her before? Is this some internet meet up thing because that can only end in disaster.

Just go grab something to eat with her or go get a coffee.

Also, why don't you just ask her these questions? If you don't have her number then you're just beta orbiter status and shouldn't expect much.

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>>27036035
Take her out somewhere where there's constant activity. Like a mall or a carnival of some shit where you can constantly talk about new things. If you don't think you can handle a long date, talk to her about a quick cup of coffee because your schedule allows it, that way you don't have to be forcing the convo thinking of what to say next.

Don't be a sperg. You're obviously not experienced don't go for any base that night . keep it cool, smile, laugh, and be relaxed.

And if she's being a bitch then drop her ass back home or leave early on the bus you took. Whatever but let her know you won't put up a second more with her shit

I'm dating this chubby Asian bitch who was giving me a hard time and I dropped her ass home on the first date. She called me back about 100 times I finally picked up and she apologized. Most importantly, dont show your interest in her romantically. Maybe just let a little sexual inuendo slide.

>>27036112
Sorry for being so vague.

We've kinda hung out in group situations a few times, but never just us two.

I'm scared of doing the generic coffee/dinner thing because the focus is strictly on each other and I'm really shit at talking. Also, how do I know if I should be trying to escalate or if we are just hanging out?

Wouldn't it be autistic if I literally asked her?

Buy some Pollo Tropical.

>>27035924

Spend it all on bottled water.

>>27035955
Top kek

this is an original post desu senpai