Let's start a religion.
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Let's start a religion.
>>27036422
church of pepe senpai
idk why this hasn't been memed yet
Thanks for the semi rare faggot
we already do
it's the the Holy Church of NEETdom
wagekeks are our natural enemy. we have tried to save them for many internet years now, and they refuse to see the light. we now know they cannot be saved and must put them out of their misery. the only solution now for a free and fruitful world is to destroy all wagekeks and sheklesteins.
only then will the world be free from wagecuckoldry, and thus a beautiful world where NEETs can live and do what they please
meme magic / kek worship is a thing
True robots worship Kek
ultralord checking innnnnn. i gots no pic for thumbnail becos so orginal
>>27037639
need legit history on this rather than more memes to give it substance
no women would be allowed in our religion
>>27038257
Ancient Egyptian frog god of chaos/darkness.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
http://egyptian-gods.org/egyptian-gods-kuk/
>>27038271
No virgins either, they're too antsy and argumentative. They'll harsh the mellow of meme magic.
![Ancient-Egyptian-Religion-History[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/foQDQNt.jpg "Ancient-Egyptian-Religion-History[1]")
>>27038295
Here is Kek atop his shitposting throne. He has roasties waiting to pleasure him and wagies doing his grunt work.
>>27037606
We cant let petty differences like sources of income come between us bot. We are united under our god Virgo. Let us pray...
God I have this big fantasy. I'm out at a big music festival, huge event. The weed is filling the air, some guys are freaking out on shrooms, every tie-dye pattern you can imagine. So I gather up these kids, tell them I'm starting a bit of a movement. I start saying all this shit about the pineal gland, quantum energy, esoteric yoga, vegetarianism, all that garbage. I've got them all hooked up like trout in mating season. Tell them the end of times is coming real fast, we only got a few days. We need to get in my spaceship and head out to the Martian soil and build a new society. I blindfold them and lead them all out into this big tin container, make them pull open their eyes. I've got this thing decked out, there are flashing buttons everywhere and sonar screens and levers. These guys are so fucking burned out that they can't tell the difference anyways. Tell them I've got to go to the little captain's room for a wizz. Then I hit the trapdoor. Out from the ceiling there starts pouring thousands and thousands of locusts. These things are fucking angry and they're tearing at all the stupid hippies with their big sharp teeth. I let out my voice on the intercom, "Sorry, comrades. Are my friends bugging you?" Soon the locusts are filling up their mouths and crawling down their throats. This tank is filled to capacity with locusts. The fucking flower children all have such weak lungs from smoking all that pot and they don't make it much longer. A buddy owes me a favor so I get him to dig up some dirt with his big tractor. I lower the tank in the big, big hole and fill it all up with rocks. Guess they're gonna be stoned for the rest of history.
>>27036422
Just reastart the ancient mesopotamian religion. Worshipping Ishtar requires ritual sex.
>>27037639
>>27038295
>>27038329
Praise to the kek baby.
The Church of Weaboo Frogs of NEETer-day Saints.
>>27038807
So when's all keks day?
>>27038892
Kek will make this known to us when we are ready.
>>27039000
Heh. This is my third kek-get today.
>pic semi-related but it has to happen
>>27037606
Wish I could join the Church of NEETdom
Need money to live though, no disabilibucks to be had as I don't have any if the tism's.
Life is unfair.
Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant
