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How do I stop my little brother from becoming like me? I can already tell he's starting to go down the same path as I did, so far this year he's lost all his friends and all he does is sit in his room and watch youtube, I don't want him to become like me, I want him to stay an innocent normie who doesn't have to suffer the life of a robot
Tell your parents to be harder on him
No idea senpai, I don't think we'd be here if we knew.
Take his computer away. Force him to socialize and eventually he'll have someone and not use the Internet as a crutch.
>tfw only older women like me
Can't ever find a girl my age that is legitimately interested in me.
But I have had quiet a few women 10-20 years older than me want to fuck.
Why is this?
I have a baby face and look younger and it still doesnt appeal to younger girls.
please kill me
forgot to ask
anyone know these feels?
>>27025326
1. Do you visit places where the age-group you are trying to entice are present in great numbers?
1.1 If so, do you do in these places?
1.2 If not, maybe you should try that.
Those are the reasons they like you, OP. These ladies are scared they aren't going to get any from a man their age so their prey is a young babyfaced make who they can use.
Would you ever fuck a cake?
I would fucking eat that cake
>>27025294
>dat jiggle
I'd try it at least once if given the chance.
>>27025294
yeah id shove my dick inside the cake, obviously thats the point of this thread, thats why this image is on the interent. why the fuck elese would someone upload a picture of a guy branding cakes if not beacuse they INSTILLED THE PRIMAL URGE TO FUCK. GOD DAMMIT THAS ONE SEXY ASS CAKE YEAH I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN IT FUCK LEMME GET BALALAAALS DEEP DAMN MY NIGGA SHIT FUCK JESUS
Messed up things people have said to you
>you're weird
Said by a girl on the school bus in middle school. Don't even remember what I said
>Be me
>In middle school
>Do a thing where we have to befriend a kid
>I get a 3rd grader
> First thing he says to me
>"You're really ugly"
>do stupid beta smile and laugh
>"Like really ugly"
>had to talk to this kid daily for three months
>>27025253
>Messed up things people have said to you
My sense of humor has to be inspired, or directly comes from Satan. I have said weird shit, showed people weird shit, and done weird shit. Will have to think of an example.
>>27025253
>Be Mexican
>9th grade.
>Get PE.
>Only had one "friend" during that period.
>We have freshmen PE class with another PE class full of upperclassmen.
>My friend and I hang with the other upperclassmen Mexicans.
>They only seem to give me a hard time.
>The lead of the group grabs my chest.
>"You flat, dawg".
So what traits are women looking for in a relationship partner? According to the 1500 or so comments on this picture, #2, #3, and #5 are by far the most popular.
facebook /SarcasticSarcasm/photos/a.150168425100624.31228.150159261768207/976331679150957/?type=3&theater
>>27025177
>funny
>smart
>faithful
"Funny" I could believe, but why do women want to delude us into thinking they give a shit about intelligence?
>>27025198
Probably so the guy can make money so that the woman can get #6 as a bonus.
>>27025225
If intelligence is a means to an end then they're not really attracted to it. So I ask again: why lie?
I guess they don't want to look like gold diggers.
There is nothing wrong with escapism. Prove me wrong.
That's a cute cat.
I wish I had a pet.
>>27024959
I get really fucking sad as soon as I turn it off because I remember that everyone in real life is a faggot and life sucks.
That cat reminds of my cat, his name is Charlie He's deaf, but that's okay, because he's and indoor cat anyway and he meows really loud and funny too
>18 and senior in high school
>all I ever do is sit in my room
>mom and stepdad pressuring me to get a job at somewhere like wal-mart
what the hell do I do
>>27024842
Get a job at k-mart.
>>27024842
get a job at walmart.
>>27024842
get a job at h-mart
As a redditor who has heard many misogynist things about this sub, I hear by challenge each of you "robots" to give me a good reason why you think women are the inferior sex. TIL you can't, homos!
>homos
Reported to the police for homophobia. Enjoy your 10 years in prison for Internet hate crimes.
>>27024249
Saged self declared redditfag. This bait is too obvious.
>>27024285
Also a tripfag as you can see
meanwhile us NEETS stay winning
Hahaha wagecucks think they have the better life. No life now wagecuck.
at least he contribute to society unlike you worthless NEETs
wagecucks will never learn op
My dad thinks I'm going to be the next unabomber. What can I do?
>>27024039
Prove him right!
Go and build a shed deep in the woods, live there for years, when normies start building houses around you, the bombs start being mailed.
TL;DR do it faggot
>>27024039
tell him he's a fag because the unibomber was a technophobe and you spend most of your time jerking off on the computer
The Unabomber was a genius. You could never hope to be like him.
At best you might be an Adam Lanza, Chris Mercer or Elliot Rodger.
>Hey Dad, meet my new boyfriend! His name is Tyrone!
Who the fuck are you bitch?
>>27023989
Only my daughter gets to call me Dad. I don't know who you think you are.
>>27023989
Do you guys think this shitposting is funny anymore jesus christ are you cuck posters 12 years old this is shit.
If you were given the chance to die a quick, painless death within the next hour, would you go ahead with it?
Or would you carry on with life as normal.
>>27023971
yeah, suppose so. I'd have to ride my bike out of the state in the mean time.
>>27023971
Not right now, but once I'm thirty and things are still the same. Sure.
>>27023971
Can i get contact on some anon who will be robbing some place instead?
If i just had the chance to live the life of crime i would but i have no means (lots of ideas though, its in my genes after all) or contacts
>tfw financial domination fetish
I make 95k a year as an engineer and have spent at least 5 thousand dollars buying camwhores stuff off their amazon lists and tipping them. Thats not even the worst of it though. A few years ago i found two different girls online that i got to financially dominate me. One i bought a watch for a few thousand dollars and a thousand dollar necklace and also gave them a few hundred bucks a month for almost a full year. The other one i helped pay 20k of their 40 thousand dollar mercedes. Out of all of this i didnt ever get sex and am still a virgin. I did however get to rub and kiss the mercedes girls feet in exchange for what i did though. I also most recently have been a beta orbiter and friend of this girl that is dating another guy. He is working a minimum wage job so they had issues paying the rent and bills. She used her female charisma, dressed a little revealing one day, and tried to make me feel bad for her by crying in front of me and asked me to help her. Being the beta i am i accepted and have been sending them 500 bucks a month while he continues to plow my oneitis. And since i have this fetish i also have been jerking off after everytime i give her the money. kill me
I don't have to kill you, you're already dead inside
wow you need to end your life
>>27023965
how does someone sink THIS low
When are you gonna swallow the redpill and realize that porn is training young men to be cuckolds?
This about it:
>you feel horny
>instead of going out and fucking a girl, you go to a computer screen
>you browse a website and find a girl you think is attractive
>begin pleasuring yourself to the image of this girl being fucked hard by a guy who is superior to you in every way
>cum alone in your room
Wake up faggots.
I watch POV porn
Well I see what you're saying, and porn is a problem, but it's in no way the same as having a relationship. Watching porn in no way makes you a cuckold when you're with a real woman
>>27023951
All movies and tv shows ae shot from the pov of a voyeur!
Stop watching movies and shows! Dont let the voyeur mind contol work!
Everyone under 5'10 here post your height and country. Feel free to add a manlet related personal experience as well.
>5'8
>Italy
>Be me
>Visiting my uncle in the netherlands
>Standing in a line somewhere in Amsterdam
>mfw literally everyone seems to be 6'1+ with a good handful of people that seem more than 6'6 tall
>mfw all the women are just as tall me as me or taller
>can only remember about 1 in 20 men being as tall me or less
Reminder that this country is literal hell on earth for manlets and you should never move there if you're under 6'1
>>27023871
Omama is a manlet, you know.
>5'6
>US
Feels pretty bad
6 ft 3, kill me now
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