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ALL YOU BETAS BOW DOWN TO ME. I'LL FUCK ALL YALL'S MOMS. IM STRONG. YOURE WEAK.
Good looks senpai
>>24349023
those eyebrows...
Lookin' real gay there, fagboy. Fagert.
>Born in small town
>I mean small and isolated
>the whole world lives in cities and visits other cities
>People born in la visit NYC Chicago Miami and shit
>No one here leaves ever unless it's going to another small town rural dump
>Everybody I've ever seen or heard of either stays here or goes to some low income farm shit
>refuse to not live in NYC or la or some other major city
>If I want to be the first person to leave this shit hole I have to go be homeless and kill whatever demon is trapping me in this hillbilly fuxkhole
Wish me luck bros
I moved to a big city from a small town, Don't make the same mistake, it's not worth it.
Grew up in the city.
It sucks. There's a lot of niggers. I wish I lived on a mountain in the middle of nowhere.
>>24349040
It is worth it your just gay poor unmotivated and should've stayed in your containment swamp
How the fuck can you guys prefer white and asian girls when black women look so fucking fine? Seriously, white bitches got faces like a man's and pasty ass skin, and asian bitches got fat blob looking faces and weird ass eyes. Black women got it going ON.
>>24348937
Not everybody wants to fuck a baboon....but hell if that's what you want go for it
>mfw dorks would rather be with some yellow skinned twig bitch with a literal FLAT face shaped like a circle, than this
>>24348956
shut up racist, white women look like MEN so shut your faggot ass up
Anyone else here /testiclefetish/?
Nothing gets me going like a nice full hefty sack.
Don't care if they're 2D or 3D, on futa or manly men, big orhuge, hairy or shaved.
Just love me some balls.
>>24348929
You're a dude i bet. No girls seem to like my balls. They also make my dick look small in comparison. ;_;
>>24348952
sorry that your lady friends have shit taste, anon.
>>24349001
They do have shit taste. Also, nice cock, i'm sure the ladies appreciate that at least
How many failed suicide attempts have you tried?
I tried to have a failed suicide attempt twice, succeed both times.
>>24348851
0 JUST RESPIRE MY SHIT UP
only normies attempt suicide; true robots wallow in self-loathing
Oh hi didn't see you there wagekek, ready for another day slaving away to make the boss richer? don't worry just 3 more days to go then 2 days off so dont cry wagekek. another day another dollar.
>>24348809
as you can see, the NEETs crippling depression and the collapse of its coping mechanism has caused it to start flailing, dropping mindless words from its script in a desperate attempt to rebuild the fantasy, soon the NEET will crawl in to bed, tired but unable to sleep, to rise tomorrow and attempt to absolving its pain through more self destruction.
Op, despite your motives, that picture is simply
C O M F Y
saved.
>>24348809
I am not NEET but please keep posting. Fucken hilarious.
Anyone else here genophobic? (Extreme fear of sex)
>can socialize
>had multiple opportunities for sex
>as soon as the situation becomes even remotely sexual extreme panic sets in
>bail
>can't form relationships because of this
>feel guilty, because the girl always thinks it's something wrong with her
>pretty sure everyone thinks I'm gay
>25 yo virgin
This cycle has repeated itself countless times, and I'm at a complete loss as of what to do.
Do you have a small penis op
>>24348814
No, it's actually quite large. But it may as well not matter.
No one? I guess I am alone in this
Was the Holocaust justified?
Yes, I'm seriously asking /r9k/ this.
>>24348795
that pic is really powerful
the holocaust is so far-removed from how we think now. in america anyway.
simply making the jews *leave* germany would seem absolutely insane. but actively murdering them is such a mind-boggling, impossible scenario. but then murdering *6 million* of them? an actual fucking nightmare. it's definitely one of those things, for me, that seems *more* horrific as i learn more about it.
>no not justified at all
>>24348795
No more than the killing of the bosnians or the Armenians or the massacres the khmer did.
The holocaust is neither unique nor special.
It's just one out of many.
>>24348795
To those who commited it yes, being evil is all a matter of perspective.
Will I finally call it quits and go on a gentleman style rampage? First to get dubs decides.
Well since you got trips, I guess that means you decide.
>>24348777
No, you can't bring other people into your shitty life.
Why don't you just go fight ISIS or some shit. Work at an animal shelter? What's the point of killing random people dude?
So whos the best girl?
Mio is the best keion in literally every category.
Moogi. I just dig the eyebrows.
pic related is the girl I'm going to marry
Can date rape be motivated out of love?
For example, if person A is in love with person B but person B doesn't love person A back. Person A wants to hug, kiss, and have sex with person B but this love isn't reciprocated. So person A decide to use pills that make person B unconscious and unable to remember the sex.
I think there was one person here who did something similar to a girl. But he only cuddled her (I think?) and carried her back to her room afterwards.
That sounds so romantic, I'd love to get drugged up and raped by a guy I had no interest in whatsoever. It would prove just how much he loved me.
>>24348704
No, that's called rape.
>>24348704
The amount of sheer retardation it took to write this is having me laugh so fuckin hard.
OP, the next time some faggot like me fucks you in the asshole because you're incapable of loving him but he loves you, lmk how it feels to be loved so much.
Jesus christ! These days, it seems like the only thing men fap to are traps, kekold porn, and futa crap. Have most men turned into closeted faggots? Is anyone a REAL MAN like me and loves chomping down on pussy? I pray for you homosexuals.
>>24348614
Kek, wtf is going on in this image?
>>24348614
>real man
>"chomping down" on some pussy
Come on now.
I jerk off to little girls.
#DOUBLESTANDARDS!
>>24348310
Cool thread, but check this 7
They're implying he's a drunk but cmon, a dude that size would barely have a buzz after 3 beers.
The men who complain about women being hairy/unshaven are the ones who groom themselves, not the hairy ones. That wouldn't make men look like hypocrites though so lies are used instead.
WATCH ME NEET
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY
NOW DO THE ENLIGHTENMENT
Did you think that your little joke would generate a little giggle or two? Do you think yo are some sort of top tier comedian? Well answer this. Do you honestly think this is a FUCKING GAME. This meme is utter shit, a mangled mess of shit reference and overused bullshit, and you are the father of it. You could have woke up today and contributed some real OC and have many keks laid upon you, but no. You chose make an utter fool of yourself on the internet, and it is fools I frown upon. Have fun eating shit and fapping to traps you fucking degenerate NEET.
>>24348551
WAGIE MAD? WAGIE GONNA CWY?
>>24348551
I laughed at OP, but it's obvious that he's not a NEET because he must work at a salt factory because he's turning out all you salty mfs.
How does it feel to get fucked in the ass? I want to experience it but I'm afraid it will hurt.
>>24348226
Well, do you mean from another dude, or just fucked with like, a toy or something?
>>24348226
If you aren't ready for it can really hurt, but if you do it right its the best orgasm, total body tingling and involuntary shaking tier.
>>24348248
From a guy. I think I'm bicurious or whatever they call it.
