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>are you ok anon?
>I'm just tired
>>24348176
>boil the NEET slowly
>>24348176
Get some sleep then you fucking retard
>>24348176
>i'm just tired
>of everything
Let's get a comfy thread going.
>be me
>stressed and upset about little trivial shit
>masturbate
>grab laptop and browse around in bed
Honestly the greatest stress reducer I've come across to date.
>>24348161
I find that binge watching the first season of 'dexter' while drinking straight rum to be pretty relaxing.
>>24348173
you'd have to be taking some pretty tiny sips m8
>>24348161
Thank you for this new comfy pepe anon.
that plaid blanket is an eyesore.
I've seen a few of these birthday photos floating around and I can't quite figure out why they make me feel so bad.
Also, sad birthday feels thread.
>>24348133
Maybe it has to do with having a mom/family that put hours of work into trying to make her son's birthday a joyful time. But the kid it actually makes the kid more miserable than any other day of the year.
Mom takes a picture in hopes of capturing her boy happy as a result of all her work, but the camera instead captures a captive, lonely, shell of a young man.
Here's a dog because my heart can't handle any more pics of lonely humans at the moment.
>Still expecting ANYTHIG on your birthday
tbqh
Good morning moon
Good morning waifu
Good morning library of classic literature
Good morning 5 star kitchen packed with fresh ingredients
Good morning state of the art work out room
Good night wagekek
>>24348068
as we can see the depressed NEET runs away from confrontation in a desperate attempt to maintain his fantasy just a bit longer, lets see what he does to try to build his new safe space.
>>24348068
>all these buzzwords
>these threads still exist
>being made by one person...
>Family lineage of physicians and dentists.
>not a poorfag
>inherited 27.5 million from grandparents because they trusted me over my drug abusing cousins and brother
>Not having to worry about money for the rest of my life
>not being a fucking moron and still want to live life without a regret
>study hard
>never sleep
>love parents
>love school
>be social with poornigs and Asian QTs
>talk to people
>admire people who are creative, not only academic
>Be known for wearing expensive clothes
>really just Fred Perry and CK
>live in the Midwest
>get accepted into college in California with <12% acceptance rate
>not a fucking idiot
>not a fucking smug shit
>not a fucking r9k pigdick
> #notallrichkids
>tfw making my final plans
Feels liberating bros. Reconciled with my mom, dad and my brothers. Gonna leave all my saved up money to my little sister.
How are you going out anon?
I am also considering taking the bus.
>>24348078
Gonna drink some booze and take half a bar of xanny and jump off a bridge.
>>24348099
Are you scared?
neet defense force incoming
fresh from the oven
tactical neet posting
gear up boys, there's a war coming
wagekeks trembling at our might
Who else wishes they could be a psychopath?
>wishes
>>24347970
You mean like the guys in ISIS? Nope. Don't wanna hellfire missile up the ass.
>>24348053
No, I mean like the chappie I posted a picture of.
Any other scapers here???
>>24347684
>not combining your potions
>>24347684
Me tbqh senpai, I make approx 1m a day passive
>>24347684
The game and community are fucking shit man.
>she asks you this
>what do
>>24347668
Why doesn't he date her exactly? Are japanese guys really this bad at getting hints?
>>24347668
I'd just say i'm free for the day. Is that the wrong answer?
I'd be surprised if that actually happened but I'm pretty sure I'd reject the offer cause I just don't think I could handle it.
>tfw can't fap to porn if the penis is too big
I can't fap to porn where the penis has a circumcision scar.
>>24347991
is it weird to think circumcision scars are cute
>>24347991
Haha, mine is 100% circumcision scars. I'm completely irredeemable arent i?
My roommate's bitching out because I didn't feel like helping her fat ass get week for a third time this week.
I swear to God I'm the only pot-smoker who isn't a complete fuck-nut.
Why does this amazing thing attract such a shitty crowd?
Pic unrelated
*Get weed
fark
>>24347502
I'm not really sure either. It's really hard to find qt3.14 stoner girls that aren't fat and ugly as well.
>tfw gf is totally banging and just as big a pothead as I am.
who /always tired/ here?
Stop masturbating, eat healthier, and exercise more. You will stop feeling so lethargic and tired all the time.
>>24347529
this feels like b8. should i risk it?
>>24347482
drink more water anon, youll feel less tired. trust me
has anyone else noticed that this board increases in quality after the wagies have gone to bed?
>>24347450
Loaded question.
>>24347450
>if I keep making these threads maybe the self-loathing will abate
nope, it's never getting better for you lad
Why do wagememes get so butthurt? Is it the fact that my shitposting is literally paid for by their tax dollars? or that they could be neets if they could let go of their preconceptions of what success is?
If you guys are so desperate for sex then why don't you just fuck a boy?
I don't have any in-real-life male friends, let alone cute ones.
I'm not gay. Bloxxx
>>24347418
I can't get an erection from a man. All my fetishes involve breasts anyway.(Titfucks/Lactation/Nipple torture)
>Live in upstate ny
>Everything here is the poorest quality version
>-110 degree windchill
>No one here can afford heat
>Closest jobs are like 40 miles away
>Most living conditions are substandard
>The ghetto blacks are rich compared to us
>There's nothing to do like I mean nothing
>Everyone I know just sits inside all day
>Closest midsized city is 2 hours away
>NYC is impossibly far
How do I leave? Can I just go to NYC and sleep on the train for awhile while I figure shit out?
>>24347227
If you're a qt grill, you can come live with me
>>24348080
I'm not but how do you afford to live there
>>24347227
if youre syrian we'll welcome you with open arms here
