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Hey /r9k/, how are you holding up?
I'm not doing too well. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
Life is just a fucking joke, and death is the punchline.
Anticipation is the precursor to restlessness, and ultimately disappointment.
A happy future? A golden opportunity? A passionate love? Nothing piques my interest anymore.
I'm being smothered by my own apathy: helplessly lost.
My tears won't come out. My screams fall upon deaf ears.
I want off this ride.
>>24350508
>Life is just a fucking joke
ooh nice to bring this up.
I was tits deep in a soliloquy like two days ago.
I don't think it matters if life is a joke.
is it a good joke?
Or a bad joke? If it's a good joke then you've got something out of it.
But if it's a bad joke, okay. Alright.
Who's telling the joke? Is it a smooth motherfucker? Smooth motherfuckers can tell bad jokes and they know it's bad.
But they don't care.
Because he's smooth.
But if he's a lame ass, telling a bad joke.
Well you and I got a life in common, pal.
>>24350508
>I want off this ride.
How btw?
I was too caught up in my own shit. How is your preferred method to shuffle off your mortal coil, gazi?
>find a gf
>not even a month of dating she starts ignoring all my attempts at communication, practically done
>land a job
>superior dumps everything she can for me to do
>no cash at all, still haven't gotten paid since I've yet to sign a contract with them
>due to wisdom teeth growing both sides of my lower jaw are in pain, rest of teeth are in pretty shitty state
>constant procrastination and sleeping a lot
>barely eat anything when I force myself because I feel hunger but I still have no desire to eat
>dry heaving every morning and sometimes in the day from anxiety
All around when I see people I get congratulated and told how good I have it.
Are slavs white?
>>24350483
nope, they get aids at negro rates.
>implying they are human
>>24350483
Slav here. Personally, I think of myself as white. Slav is just a subset of that I guess.
Robots I need your professional advice.
If you're trying to fix your sleeping schedule, should you
>stay awake for 24 hours until you pass out at a reasonable hour
or
>sleep but force self to wake up earlier
Which is best and why?
>>24350433
I've tried both and nothing worked.
>Used to going to bed at noon and waking up 12+ hours later
>Decide to stay up 24 hours and go to bed at a normal time
>Body says fuck you and reverts me back to the old pattern
>Do the same with waking up earlier
>Same result
>>24350433
Go camping for a weekend.
Staying awake is more effective IMO.
But willpower to go to bed at a reasonable time is the difference maker.
>Look who decided to came out of his cave!
>>24350418
Oh god that cluttered table. It gives clumsy people like me nightmares.
>>24350418
I JUST WANTED TO GET A FUCKING SODA FUCK YOU ALL I HATE YOU
>>24350418
oh god that picture is downright terrifying
CALLING ALL BRITFAGS (well, anyone I guess) WE NEED MORE FAGS IN OUR DISCORD
We have like probably over 40 active members but we need more UK bros to fill the dead spot between 6am and 3pm GMT, if you're Aus or Asian that works too.
Discord and Chill:
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJfkHyO
You don't need to download anything just click that linka nd you can voice or text chat from your browser. If you're just gonna get angry at the girls for existing or get thirsty and creepy then stay away though, cheers m8s.
Here's a pic of admins balls to entice you
Come for the banter, stay for the burgers.
notacop obviously a guy or am i just stating the obvious
>mfw i get a (you)
>make excellent well written comment in a discussion
>no replies, thread dies
>>24350412
Feels bretty good, man.
>>24350428
Take solace in knowing that I, and probably others, still read your posts and probably just agree with you completely, so there's very little reason to reply to your post.
>drink cup of coffee
>30 minutes pass
>literally cannot stop shitting and pissing
jesus christ why do normies like this fucking bean runoff shit so much? I mean it tastes okay, but I can have a cup of tea that's just as good and my body doesn't have to completely purge itself afterwards.
You're basically drinking hot water, which irritates/excites your bowels.
>buy one of these expernsive darjeeling leaf brands
>brew it by the numbers, what a bothersome process
>taste it
>tastes exactly as shitty cheap bag tea
I don't get tea
>>24350165
It must suck to exist like you lel
anyone here on permanent or long term disability pay? if so why?
I like this circle better.
>>24350091
is my circle better now?
I'm on depressionbux until the end of 2017. It's not much but it's enough for me to live alone and pay my bills.
tried to die a few times, the most recent time my heart stopped beating in the ICU for a bit over 2 minutes but they brought me back. not sure when I'll try again but I'm sure I will.
guns are extremely difficult to obtain in my country and I'm a coward about pain, so finding good methods has been difficult.
Winter hate thread
>fucking cold as shit
>fucking slippery sidewalks
>fucking snow in the face
>fucking dressing in 20 layers of clothing
>fucking normies everywhere outside celebrating christmases/new years
worst season in 12 days
winter is the time of year to be holding a warm qt in your arms while it snows outsidesob
>>24350057
Fuck you faggot you had to remind me. Here I was being /comfy/ in my room 24/7 with no view of the outside world and you tell me winter is right around the corner.
>>24350090
Execellent time of year to "addidentally" spill hot cocoa on people.
>Everyone thinks I'm legit retarded so I can get away with it
Feels good.
>fucking cold as shit
it's a lot better than being hot as fuck
>fucking slippery sidewalks
wear boots you fucking idiot
>fucking snow in the face
grow a beard you pansy
>fucking dressing in 20 layers of clothing
stop wearing cotton
>fucking normies everywhere outside celebrating christmases/new years
this is the most retarded part of your whole post. there are always less people outside during the winter, especially when it snows.
Women do not belong in academic institutions
>>24350008
I've had some good female professors. Which is weird because female classmates weren't on remotely the same tier as male ones.
>>24350055
>female professors
>good
>>24350080
Depending on the subject and her age, she might have actually needed to have more than two brain cells to rub together to get where she was.
When it was a struggle to be taken seriously, and not the societal norm to seek higher education, only the smartest and most driven women clawed their way up the ladder. Now anyone with a vagina can get an advanced education.
Can I get a thread discussing beta orbiters? Any current or previous beta orbiters, I need your insight and stories. Recently, a girl seems to be trying to get me to be an orbiter
>one week ago
>girl sees me at my new job
>starts talking to me
>asks for my number so she can call me
At this point, I was already a bit skeptical. I read body language pretty well, and could clearly see she wasn't attracted to me or anything. So I was curious what it is she wanted from me, so I continued acting neutral instead of just immediately cutting her off.
>every time I see her, she tells me shes hungry and asks for food
>every time, I say no
>eventually, she just asks straight up "do you have any money?"
>i always reply no
>yesterday
>Get off work and see her
>she tells me she recently moved nearby to me, and asks me to walk home with her
>I'm pretty lonely so I agree
>Her and her friend blast pop music and dance the entire way
>keep wanting me to join in and sing with them
>really uncomfortable and much less enjoyable than just walking home alone like normal
>she asks me to go to her house with her while she goes to walk her dog
>I stay outside instead
>we walk her dog to the store, she asks me to hold the dog while she goes inside
>afterwards, asks me why i'm still with her and not going home
So basically, I felt like she just wanted me to hold on to her dog for her, so she wouldn't have to make 2 trips. I also made the mistake of mentioning how much money i make. Today, she's now messaging me again, and asking me to meet up with her. I don't want to be rude but i also don't want to.
Is she just trying to get me as an orbiter? Anyone have any advice?
>>24350003
We live in a culture that hates men that don't serve/orbit women in some way, shape or form. Just cut off all contact and do your own thing.
>>24350003
yes. cut off all contact quick
>>24350003
Congrats OP. You dodged the bullets very well. Stay strong, it clearly looks like she is trying to orbit you.
FUCK OFF I'M JUST TRYING TO GET BY
I'D SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND SHITPOST IF I COULD BUT I HAVE BILLS TO PAY NIGGERS
GET OFF MY BACK
>>24349909
look at this wagekuck
look at this wagekuck and laugh
>>24349920
Don't bully wojak-kun you faggot!!!
>>24349909
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a nice, relaxing glass of wine while sitting next to a cozy warm fireplace.
Oh, hi wagekekie! Didn't see you there.
who /questioningsexuality/ here?
I look at les porn and enjoy it but then think that's just what i'm telling myself,
I really don't want to be gay, can I stop this.
>>24349901
It's not a huge deal bby. Are you still attracted to men as well? What is it about the lesbian porn that attracts you? Could you ever see yourself in a relationship with a woman, or can you only see yourself with a man?
Note that you aren't obligated to "experiment" with other girls like some people might say. In fact, pornography is really not a bad outlet for figuring this stuff out. If you enjoy it, fap to it, and then philosophize.
If you really want to ditch it, I'd recommend loading up both lesbian porn and porn involving men. Masturbate to both, finish to the latter.
help me out r9k
>>24350014
why don't you want to be gay?
who else /noluckwithwomen/ here
why's it so easy for everyone else except me
>>24349822
Is this real? Please tell me this isn't real.
>>24349822
You can take a step in the right direction by never saying "faff and a laff" to a woman ever again.
>>24349822
Maybe if you didn't use weird alien words people might actually know what you're saying.
>desperate af
>start going out on dates with fat chick
>start banging because she sucked me and because why the fuck not
>tell her I'm not about being serious because I really don't feel like having a relationship right now
>sit at home alone smoking weed and drunk
>look like complete shit
>Hottie neighbour knocks on my door
> she wants to know if she can have a joint with me
>meh why the fuck not
>make out with her
>she starts telling me about how rough I am
>she then calls her boyfriend to ask him for "some time"
>continue banging
How did I get women-knocking-on-my-door-to-fuck hot?
why didn't this happen before when I wanted to kill myself?
tomorrow I'm banging both
>>24349799
when you seem like you have a nice vibe, a nice mindstate, women, who are very empathetic creatures (not to be confused with sympathetic), want to absorb your nice vibe and bathe in it.
You're comfy and swell as fuck to be around. Your mindstate is an aura that fills the entire room for women, that's why when you feel like shit, they don't want to be around you unless they are especially interested in consoling or something.
>>24349862
ahh fuck off man, she just smelled the weed through the vents and wanted to trade her body for some free drugs.
fucking vibes and shit... really?
>>24349862
jesus man, thanks
