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What mental illnesses does /r9k/ have?
Do you take medication?
Is it working?
>Depression
>Citalopram
>no
>>24354238
enjoy yawning constantly and hair loss
i take prozac. doesnt do jack shit. my doctor says "well its funny, people on antidepressants usually dont notice the changes, but others do". God fuck that shit, if I dont notice anything whats the goddamn point?
WWAAAAGEEKEEEEKSSS
COOMMEE OOUTT TOO PLAAAAYYYYAAAYYYYY
>>24354157
Hello NEET, I was like you once, but ascended to virtuous wage earning. I've begun to pull my weight, can you say the same welfarekek?
>>24354157
>people are actually spending 80% of their awake time doing a job they hate so that they can barely afford a lifestyle less complete than ours
how can they be so naive...
it has been scientifically proven that there is no reason to have a job
just read karl marx
>8 months a NEET
>manage to pass a telephone interview for a good job
>they invite me to an assessment centre, where I have to do an interview vis-a-vis with two managers, complete a group task and a single practical task
>have 2 weeks to prepare
>drive over there on the day, stuck in heavy London traffic in the pouring rain
>park outside the building
>sit there until it's time
>keep sitting there
>the assessment has been going on for nearly an hour now
>drive away, take a very long route home so my family doesn't know I bailed on the interview
Who else /selfsabotaging/ here? I just couldn't do it. I could already feel my face burning with red-hot embarrassment and pins and needles creeping down my body just sitting there in the car. Every week, it feels a little bit harder to go out and interact with the world.
I gotchu senpai
At least you tried, and did well with the first interview
Keep going brah
Stop being a pussycat. Adapt or die.
I know that feel. Interviews are absolutely horrible, so incredibly nerve-wracking. I recently got laid off from the best job I've ever had, and I'm back to being a NEET for the fifth time once again. The only positive thing I can tell you OP is that the more interviews you go on, the easier it gets. They'll still cause horrible overwhelming anxiety, but you'll be more accustomed to coping through them.
Sometimes I wonder, why do we exist? Just to suffer?
Why haven't you given yourself over in service to Lucifer, the God of this World and Prince of Darkness and Lord of all things that Fly? What's the matter, afraid of becoming mighty and surpassing the human worms that populate this wretched world? What have you got to lose?
>mfw years of service has gotten me actual magic powers and the title "The Burning Right Hand of the Devil"
Ave Satani! Hail our Lord and King!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BarHdvc8tp8
>>24354108
now i get that this is a bait thread/ you're delusional but what exactly do you mean when you say "actual magic powers"
>not opening hellgates in your area to help inundate demons into this world when the day of wonders comes
>Decided I don't want to be a lonely robot
>I'm not a bad looking guy fuck it
>Make an account on pof and ok cupid
>message some grills
>No replies other than "I'm not interested sorry"
How the fuck does one even get anywhere with dating sites? It's been three months now and every interaction has been like this. I'm so lonely.
>>24354080
You can't be just "not bad looking", you have to be a 9/10. If you're 9/10 you'll get multiple dates. If you're a 7/10 you'll get no dates. That's how it works.
>>24354140
Yeah but it's mot even like I'm messaging 10/10's or anything, I'm just going for average chicks. Why are they so fucking uptight?
>>24354080
because they get 100's of messages a week from guys just like you that aren't bad looking but not exactly 10/10's either I just went through the same thing I'd say I'm a sold 7/10 facial aesthetically and have an 8/10 body from lifting compared to normies and I catch women checking me out in real life almost daily, I'm just too pussy to go up and talk to them and I don't drink or do drugs so picking up women at bars and parties aka easy mode is out of the equation for me. But when I went on POF i messaged over a hundred girls within 2 weeks and got about a 20-25% response rate and didn't go on a single date. These dating sites put these average roasties on a pedastool because of the influx of dudes spamming them and it gives them an ego boost( which is what 70% of them are after anyways, they don't plan on meeting up with anyone they are just attention whoring). If a girl is desperate enough to put herself on one of these sites its because she doesn't get the attention she wants IRL so then she thinks she's hot shit when she gets 20 messages a day from beta's telling her how hot and beautiful she is. 90% of those bitches on there are worthless single moms with no real hobbies or interests beyond watching tv and listening to shitty country music.
Hey robots I am going to kill myself and I decided jumping off of something would do the trick. The tallest building around me though is a parking structure. What should I aim to hit first, I should go head first right?
>>24354008
how tall is it
Land on your other bottom
>>24354008
Take a loan or some shit and travel to place with higher point.
I ran out of bottles to piss in so out of desperation I pissed in a latex glove, but I realized I created something truly amazing- Desktop Buddies. They're everything someone could ever need, they're jolly, lighthearted, and easy to make. A fun product for the whole family. All you need is some urine and a desktop buddy is yours. He's a perfect gift especially since Christmas is coming up soon.
wow
cool
The question is- Why haven't YOU created a desktop buddy yet?
I'm gonna do this next time I have to pee
What do you think, has this board overstayed its welcome?
http://strawpoll.me/6037940
>Posting spongebob
I think you have overstayed your welcome.
>>24353981
No. The rest of the site needs a sped containment board.
>>24354003
Thats squidward.
>Got addicted to meth
>Clean for a month
>Be me today
>Watching gay porn with meth
>Only watching it because they slam
>Seeing people slam gives me a rush
The fuck am I supposed to do now?
Would you rather be a faggot or be a meth addict?
Slowly wean yourself from the slamming to normal gay porn, and become a faggot.
>>24353918
How do you even decide to do meth?
Thats like the worst drug to get addicted to.
>>24353918
Dude just get the fucking meth. You've found something you like, and to be honet you are going to be miserable the rest of your life without it. Life is too fucking short to not do things you love because of few normies think "its bad". Just mae sure you have a place to live, and a source of income.
Who here was mentally abused as a kid?
My sister once threw me to the ground, looked me in the eye and said "why haven't you killed yourself yet?" Because I asked her to wait ten minutes before she could use the printer.
Sounds like youre just a fucking baby baka desu senpai
>>24353882
no offense but your sister is a bitch, OP. doing that and wishing someone's death over something that petty? fuck, talk about a brat.
on to the subject, i've been abused before. i know what being stomped in the stomach feels like over my aunt being an irascible person too :^( and the emotional abuse and whatnot. pretty fucked up.
>>24353882
I frequently got beat up by my sister for refusing to give her money. I was saving money for big expensive dolls while she was a slut. It all ended one day when I threw her on the ground and started choking her with my legs BJJ style. Got kicked out after that and lived in my mom's basement ever since.
What is it about us that we can't get gfs? There are people uglier than us with gfs, people with shittier personalities, disabled people, people with social anxiety all with gfs.
I just can't pinpoint exactly what is wrong with us.
Many of us have bigger problems that we should solve before getting a gf but we make something completely out of our reach our goal so we can wallow in misanthropy instead of changing it. Robots at least.
plenty of people here have gfs
The only thing that unites "us" is that we don't have gfs.
Combination of fear and limited opportunities.
>tfw food is the only real solace ?
>sex isn't even all that great 100% of the time no condoms cum inside vagina
>don't get me started on work and other shit
drugs are ok
>tfw coffee is your highest pleasure
>>24353852
>tfw food is the only real solace ?
are you fat buddy?
it's okay if you are
All women have a price. That bitch is NEVER out of your reach.
is that what sex is? i thought there would be more touching, or at least another person. that looks easy, i could do that. I CHAD NOW THANKS OP!
>>24353799
I'm getting some VERY rapey vibes from this post...
>>24353786
That's ok, I like the starved foreign Asians I Asians I fuck anyways, they're so petite.
>You were going to spend the day studying but instead spent the whole day watching bad cartoons and trading pokemon
Who /NoMotivation/ here?
>>24353780
r u me
most of the day i spend it sleeping but yeah.
what cartoons do you like, OP?
i need some recs.
>>24353814
I'm pretty sure that i am me, and not you, but maybe I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
well today i've been watching totally spies for nostalgia and to see if what people claim about fetish is right.
It's pretty shitty though
you should check out Spongebob, The Last Airbender, Animated series of Spider-man, Wakfu or Courage the Cowardly dog
that's a bunch of different types of stuff, hope you like some of them, unless you've already seen them all
>>24353937
i have seen more of what you've listed excluding wafku, but looking through your recs I've said you've got good taste. thanks.
regardless, you should try to divide your work in approachable tasks so you may do them. tackling responsibilities in one go can lead to be seen as intimidating.
/r9k/ sings
19 69 and 39 decides
cum on pick something good
King Of Carrot Flowers (all parts) - Neutral Milk Hotel
>>24353650
Odd Future - Oldie
Sing a song by sinatra
Let's hear them notes
