Will they ever catch him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdElYnd-xMo
>>24359879
Right looks like Roger Waters
>>24359879
NIGHT STALKER
DAY WALKER
u're filthy society is never going to get rid of people like me
it's breeding them
Who else /patronized/ here?
>tfw other people my age literally pat me on my head
>tfw everyone in my family calls me a good boy
They say "he likes to lounge" to everyone who asks about what I do.
>tfw guy my age at work keeps doing the little eyebrow-raise and smile thing whenever we pass as if I'm a little kid or a dog
>tfw started to bear my teeth and growl whenever it's just me and him around and he does it
>>24359877
Calm down, big guy
Hey NEETS, how's that art/novel/invention/volunteering at the animal shelter coming along?
>>24359803
I am working on it.
I just finished my first painting. Pic related
Sure feels good to have time to devote to my hobbies rather than wageslaving.
>>24359956
You're expecting us to believe you're John Atkinson Grimshaw, a man dead more than a century?
>Tfw a nice girl calls you cute and you put your planned suicide off for the day
>>24359796
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>24359860
Sure thing budyy
>>24359796
>I could never think of anon that way, he's just too cute/sweet.
Post comfy feels
>being outdoors in full waterproof clothing in the rain
>>24359764
that's comfy af
but driving at night through the city is also god tier
being in nature is nice too, no humans just pure nature
>>24359764
>being on the top floor of a highway bus at night
>With no-one else riding
>When its raining
>>24360433
Absolutely world class comfy
>come to /r9k/
>get depressed as shit
what the fuck you guys need to listen to music or go outside or something. spending your time on this board cant be healthy
>>24359706
I do listen to music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OgCIIqUzkI
>implying we could ever be healthy
>implying we ever had a fair shot
>implying we weren't always destined to be here>implying you're not here forever too
>>24359892
Nice choice lad.
Does anyone here just want to fuck hookers and play video games the rest of their life?
I don't necessarily want to, I will just end up doing that
I don't think it matters WHAT I do at this point.
My family hates me. I've been rejected over and over so given up on love, a life, everything.
I guess you just gotta take those lemons and make some lemonade.
something kill me already
>>24359759
if you die now or in 10-20-30 years makes no real difference.
try to be joy. okay mate?
Hey there /r9k/, brought a bong from a shop the other day, about to get high and take a shower.
Smoking some purple shit, what about the rest of you guys?
Don't you feel fucking ugly and worthless smoking that shit?
>>24359592
Nah. It's not like I'm smoking crack or some shit. I smoke to wind down, listen to music and feel good. Or, be productive, depends what strain I'm smoking.
Anyways, bumping, just took a few hits lel.
>nearly 2016
>still don't have a social media account
I am 28, I don't know a single person who is like me. Even the most autistic people I know have one.
I literally miss all updates and group messages that my work sends out. I am in the dark with anything that happens and always find out a week after everyone else when someone finally tells me what's going on face to face.
dude cmon lmao its nearly 2016
>>24359525
if you don't have at least a facebook, you will be seen as a severe autistic retard
literally, even the diagnosed retard in my workplace has one, and he stalks people and likes photos from 2011
social media sucks but not having one is a massive red flag for some employers
>>24359626
Wat
No Facebook for almost 3 years here. I honestly wish I had never gotten one most people nowadays are fine with just a number
>too lazy to make food when I'm hungry
>not too lazy to smoke darts
>130lbs at 5'11" for years now
>Seeing little progress from 2 months at gym
>I know it's because my diet is shit and I still do nothing about it.
>I eat really slowly almost like I'm afraid to swallow.
How can I make myself eat? I'd rather be a chubby neckbeards than thanks Mr smelly
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>>24359512
Drink protein shakes. You can cram down like 800 calories and it's not really eating. When I was a skeleton I'd just try to eat a couple meals and drink a couple protein shakes per day to get my calories up over 3000. Even then I gained slow.
You might also try the GOMAD method. Eat as normal, lift heavy (as you can) at the gym, drink a gallon of milk per day.
Caution: your farts will be classified as biological weapons under the Geneva convention.
>>24359512
I was a skelly too. When you're chewing your food, visual your dream body in your mind's eye and tell yourself that you'll only get there by eating. Made eating very easy for me after a while
>>24359512
Is this Ariana Grande? Sauce pls.
What do I say back?
>>24359395
obviously ask what it was, you fucking dumbass
>>24359395
Say how the fuck would i know
>>24359395
Tell her you don't care, bitches go crazy when they think you don't care.
Who /loner/ here?
>"better alone than in bad company"
this tbqhwyf
>>24359374
I love it. To be honest I simply do not belong out there in the real world.
ryoko was my first anime crush
ffffuuuuuck
Secrets/Confessions thread.
I guess I'll start. I'm a straight guy, I've mutually masturbated with other men, online and offline. No touching.
me too, don't feel ashamed desu, he was rly qt
>>24359236
Same here actually. I also used to let my brother play wirh my dong when we were kids. He's full blown gay now and i fear that he'll tell everyone about it
>>24359236
>I'm a straight guy, I've mutually masturbated with other men
so my oneitis just start skateboarding
I've never set foot on a skateboard before
Is there any easy techniques for newbie like me that could impress her?
double tap L or R
Gonna tell you right now to abandon this notion of "impressing her".
You're not gonna learn anything quickly, she won't be impressed, and if you're picking up a hobby/trying to do something just for that you'll never get anywhere in the end.
Just do what YOU fucking want, don't force yourself to get in every little thing she starts liking.
lrn2ripstick noob
'Too many chicks would send me pics and it would get too out of control.'
-Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots Tight End, All-Pro, All-Alpha Team, Beta Crusher, Pussi Destroyer, Pro-Bowler
http://fansided.com/2015/11/18/rob-gronkowski-says-snapchat-will-cause-ladies-to-go-wild/?utm_source=si.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=si.com
Some girls I know saw him get shitfaced and make out with a highschooler in aruba
>>24359169
lel he's not even that goodlooking.
nba players are god tier in terms of women
>way higher salaries
>all tall and ripped
>won't be retarded from brain damage
you can literally see that autism setting in on that guys stupid face.
>>24359253
>promoting race mixing
kek