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ITT: Phrases to which you never know how to respond
>that's what happens when you get old
>your grandpa is dead
I don't think hanging up on the phone was the correct response.
>why do you paint your nails?
>>28310935
>haha...yeahhhhh...
ORIGINAL CUNT
>be autistic
>hate being touched by women
>hate it when women try to flirt with me physically or rub against me even if it makes me aroused
>literally just try to move away or flinch because I hate physical contact that much
>still cry about nogf
Anyone else know this feel?
>>28310916
Damn man, that sucks.
>>28310916
Just the first part.
If a woman touches me though, I get really nervous, like to the point of shaking.Good thing that hasn't happened in ages lol!!
>>28310916
That's literally me dude I fucking hate when I make eye contact with girls that shit make cringe
Who here gets little to nothing from conventional music?
I've never found a genre I like, and in general rarely listen to regular music.
Only music I like is from vidya and anime openings, because I can connect it to something. Listening to some kick ass boss music conjures up images of that boss fight, feels good mang.
But not so good when people ask me "what music do you like, anon".
Fucking hate it.
Bumparooni
Orignal comment mang
>>28310901
I like thiiiiiis, it's very grown up
https://soundcloud.com/akira-complex/akira-complex-show-me-how-1
>>28310901
I'm the complete opposite tbqh. I listen to music like 90% of the time when I'm alone, and spend a lot of time looking for new tracks/albums.
I don't see how not particularly liking music is a bad thing though.
boohoo i'm a robot and girls should like me but they don't and my life is soooooo bad waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Same, just do drugs.
>>28310883
See, you're not making fun of robots, you're making fun of your own filthy kind, failed normies. Anytime you see a thread that has anything to do with relationship issues and it has hundreds of reply's, know that those reply's consist of scum from /adv/ and /pol/, if you're a robot you're apathetic towards most things in life, including women, being a robot means being doomed to failures, so any time you see a post pertaining to not having a girlfriend know that it's a normie.
>>28311418
i'm a robot and i will never succeed and my life will be awful forever waaaeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh my life is jusst soooooo awfulll
>tfw those racist against africans will not know the magnificence of jambalaya or ethiopian food
>>28310880
ethiopian food is really good but i take horrible shits after eating it no matter what
You know you can like someones food and still see them as biologically inferior right?
>>28310880
Have you ever tried ethiopian food?
Neither have they. Hehe ty men
I'm schizophrenic, but I find comfort in knowing that trannies are more mentally ill than I'll ever be.
>>28310823
On a side note. I'm obsessed with effy Stonem but I've never seen skins. What season should I watch?
>>28310823
Pls brehs I need effy footage
Not really, if some one tells me they are a transsexual whatever. But if you tell me your are Schizophrenic I will actively cut you out of my life. Because that shit can be cured you will go off your meds and act crazy. A Trannies wort feature is she may want to suck my dick.
In fact I can honestly say that Trans are superior to you in every way.
Who is the female equivalent of Chad?
>>28310803
stacy
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Stacey
Yare yare
There is none. Ignore the Stacey meme.
>professor gives closing remarks for the course
>he starts crying
>>28310782
>you were supposed to be the future!
>>28310782
why did he start crying?
>>28310913
He was talking about how we are the future and we have the opportunity to tackle issues that is exist in society. He also talked about how much he enjoyed teaching us and how he loves teaching us.
YOU read tonnes of books in the hopes that your erudition will impress girls. CHAD didn't even read the books assigned to his college classes and he gets girls WET without talking to them.
YOU read in cafes while awkwardly trying to make eye contact with girls in the hope that they'll give you a concrete sign to talk to them or, in your daydreams, they'll talk to you. CHAD has dozens of matches from local college girls on Tinder, ALL of them craving him.
>>28310736
Geniuses will always get better grades than me, musicians will always play better music than me, Chads will always get more girls than me. Just because I'm not the best doesn't mean I should stop trying.
>>28310736
Is it possible to get this good without steroids?
I am 6'1 and have nice-shaped muscles, but to get this lean and big...is it possible without some roid help?
>>28310736
YOU put effort into a whore that does not think about you.
CHAD puts in effort into himself, and whores lust after him all day.
What the FUCK are you doing? Do what Chad does.
At what age did you drop out and why?
>>28310575
17, we moved across the country and couldn't adjust to new environment, then I dropped out of college after a year and now I work, much happier now
Dropped out of life? 10
>>28310575
I was always quite introverted and never had that much friends. .There really wasn't a specific age, it's just become worser and worser over the years, to the point where I don't want any human contact.
Seeing actual bullying/torture videos disturbs the fuck out of me.
For some reason they bring me great anxiety and grief and they keep me awake at night.
I can only envision how horrible it must have been for the victim.
And they're always filmed by women. A group of women who beat up, humiliate and torture some other woman.
This kind of honorless way of revenge is typical for women.
>>28310563
Is that a 90s camera?
>>28310563
Yeah, because it's wrong and you're a decent human being.
I always have revenge fantasy about tracking these people knocking on their door while their eating dinner with their families or whatever and just shooting them in the head
>tfw rich dad I'm not close to dies
>tfw he left me half of his properties
>tfw I get to raise rent and watch the tenants rage
>tfw a wagecuck begged me not to evict him
>>28310561
Thisthread must be saved.
>tfw wagelad
>employed because of extremely specialised research position in industry
>starting to really hate the project I'm on that's been 99% complete FOR 2 FUCKING MONTHS NOW HOLY SHIT WHY WON'T IT JUST END BUT NOPE BUGS KEEP POPPING OUT
>love workplace and colleagues but the work is making me depressed
>considering leaving even though no other place will pay me remotely as much
>consistently losing mmr in DotA2
Honestly it's the dota that really gets to me.
>>28311708
Aww poor wage :(
How does a guy approach a girl they like who may or may not have a boyfriend?
"Hey, do you like anime?" It's not that hard.
whip out ur dingylingy and slap her on the ass with it and say 'already tapped u once u might as well get used to it'
>>28310546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbMhPKCS2L0
no matter what, if you balls you will succeed
Robot. Failed normie. How do you tell them apart?
I'm not a robot or a normie, an inbetweener.
One is a virgin and the other isnt
>>28310819
Then you are a cyborg
Why don't you guys just create a tulpa? After all you're already mentally fucked, so at least you can have a friend/girlfriend/mommy inside your head.
What is a tulpa?
>A tulpa is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own free will, emotions, and memories.
Guide
https://community.tulpa.info/thread-general-kiahdaj-s-absolute-guide-to-tulpas
An interesting experiment
https://youtu.be/X2lGPT2J1cc
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>>28310494
not this shit again please
>>28310597
Why not, anon?
Are you afraid?
I have a plethora of 'sleeping' mental disorders, and I surely won't do anything that might wake them up
