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ITT: We post motivational videos,pictures and quotes for one and other
Pic related
BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
DO IT!
Make your dreams come true!
For my fellow manlets.
Life is good, mates.
I've just had an epiphany: I'm born to be a movie director. Through hard work and serious self-improvement I can literally have my fist professional-looking movie before 2017.
Life is good.
>>28305017
Constant epiphanies are a sign of mental illness.
Good job - how did you manage to accomplish that?
>>28305045
LSD by the sounds of it
Name me some movies where women are viciously beaten to death
The bloodier and visceral,the better.
>>28305003
>caring about women
>2016
Maniac
American Psycho
Any movie by Dario Argento
The Untold Story
Ebola Syndrome
Oh and definitely check out The New York Ripper, there's some good scenes of women getting they're roasties stabbed and torn up.
>>28305003
Criminal is the most recent movie I can think of were I enjoyed watching a women character being beaten to death
>there are robots here right now that wouldn't cook for a potential mate
a true gentleman goes on a psychotic killing rampage and gets revenge on roasties and geeky asian guys for some reason or something
>>28305002
>everything bad in the world is due to mental illness
Oh please. Just shut the fuck up. Fucking normal scum
/ck/ here. I cook all the time. I just can't find a girl to make delicious meals for.
Parents have forced me to get a job
>plonk my car into the parking lot
>look out the window at the shop
>climb into the back seat and lie down until work is finished
>drive back home
So, I'm confused; you skipped work, or you never got hired?
>>28304947
I filled out an online application and got given the job on the phone.
>>28304972
So you skipped work then. Here's what's probably going to happen:
First, they'll call you.
if you talk with them and make up some excuse, you'll probably be able to keep the job
If you don't pick up, they'll unschedule you and let you know.
Then, if you don't call them back, they'll just terminate you on voicemail.
Then, your folks will find out and you'll have to explain or give an excuse why you got fired.
Have any of you robots ever wondered if, given the chance, you would magically and mentally turn into a natural, neurotypical normie?
Is there some perverse aspect of being a robot or outcast tou embrace, despite the lifelong struggle to make friends, get a gf and simply blend in with others?
I'd trade in a heartbeat, you know what they say about the grass being greener on the other side though. I guess there is a little bit of a perverse, convoluted side to it. Being anti or asocial does afford you special treatment though it robs you of acceptance. Being an absolute autist means most will treat you with utmost kindness but they won't perceive you as an equal, I don't think. I'm all for egalitarianism but the truth of the matter is people aren't born equal. It's a trade off.
I'm coming to realize that people absolutely refuse to accept either when they are wrong or project blame onto anything but themselves.
At least I can recognize when I'm shit and accept when I've fucked up and proceed to correct my mistake.
Also, objectivity comes naturally when you don't care about social norms or constantly trying to impress Chad and Stacy.
>>28305095
I don't even know what's right and what's wrong anymore, I'm stumbling around in the dark with only a faint clue of what I should be doing. Trying to get the absolute most out of life is an unending uphill battle, those folks are fighting the good fight.
>tfw no stylish gf to go clothes shopping with
go yourself?
try secondhand stuff first, its cheaper and more unique and you can throw it away if you bought something which looks horrible (after you understand its horrible).
u can learn to be fashionable if you want too.
>>28304983
oh i have a pretty good fashion sense. it's just that i usually order online from store chains and some don't actually let you buy online (in my country at least). going clothes shopping by myself sounds depressing as fuck tbqh. i mean i don't even have potential girls to pursue.
>>28305114
i usually dress up for myself, not for others. i only ask of their opinions. if u feel good, other people will get attracted anyway.
do you love yourself?
Had to cut a very close and very much loved friend off this week
Have you eber had to let someone go /r9k/?
If anyomes interested ill post my storyv
post story plz :)
only been apart from my best friend for about 9 months and still about 1 year to go
>>28304825
There is literally 0 reasons to "let someone go" unless they are hurting your livelihood. Did you get your feelings hurt like a little bitch, OP?
>>28304908
Not my feelings Anon, they completely destoryed my life
Does anyone else hate their fetishes and kinks?
I wish I never had mine and was fine with normal shit. It's the source of my misery.
My 'thing' is fucking BBW black chicks in the ass. Pic related.
Problems with this:
>99% of chubby black girls Ive met are undateable personality-wise
>none want FWB situations with scrawny white guys
>the ones I find on b***page.com won't do anal
>Ive seen every single porn video in the niche, no new content being created
So I'm destined to go unfulfilled sexually and jack off to the same old videos for the rest of my days. Awesome.
Does anyone knows these feels at all? Fuck.
I like me some thick chocolate too, homie.
Google "hugh blackner", your dick will thank you
>>28304826
I like the girls he has on but he kinda sucks at making porn.
The other shitty thing about this kink is there's barely any white dick / big black ass porn. 99% of it is black-on-black.
It feels like a fucking curse to like this shit.
> tfw really turned on by black on white interracial, particularly "amateur" stuff but also fucking hate it on a personal level
I really don't see much of an option other than going on a long break from porn.
Long distance/internet gf general
How do you live with not being able to touch your gf?
>>28304786
I was in a ldr with a guy from canada. It was tough, he found a way to cope by laying with another girl
>>28304820
that sucks anon, I guess it's not for everybody.
I had Internet gf and I thought she will become irl gf, but her ex Internet gf (which is Chad irl and they stopped texting each other because he told her to fuck off when he found irl girl, but when he failed with irl gf, he returned to her and she accepted him like nothing happened) showed up. I didn't know that, but she became cold to me, start ignoring my message, and I asked "is your ex returned to you or what? Haha" and she answered "yes, you should've known it can happen". I said to her that she broke my heart (which was a stupid thing, I know) and cut every communication with her right that moment.
I know it sounds ridiculous and I'm a fool, but damn.
I still miss her because she was the only girl that ever said cute things about me, even if she didn't mean it.
Do you feel emasculated by Chads younger than you?
Not really, no.
o
.
Not just emasculated, but down right cucked
Yes. I'm a robot and my younger brother is Chad and it really bothers me that we came out of the same vajayjay. I hate my mother for giving birth to me but I don't show it since she couldn't know that she'd birth a mistake.
But I hate myself even more for not killing myself by now. I'm not emotional enough anymore to angst suicide like a teenager.
who really wants an excuse to hit a woman here?
I just want to smack a female to the floor and made punch her a bit.
>>28304695
If I so much as see a guy touch a woman the wrong way I will smash their faces in idgaf who is in the wrong. Men do not hit women under any circumstances. Faggot.
Hit her while fucking her, most chicks dig that.
>>28304695
yeah faggots like >>28304716 will just get in the way, don't worry though, women will soon be useless anyway
>mod deletes my thread but not all the tripfag threads
Ok moddo I'll make an on topic thread.
REEE WHY WONT WOMEN LIKE ME??? NORMIES SUCK!
>>28304693
Welcome to /r9k/
Roboto
>>28304751
It's just annoying that my threads get deleted but the shit like "lmao I love eliza" stays.
>>28304821
PUNISHED NIN
>LEEEEEEEETTTSSSSS GIIIIITT RRRIIIIOOOOOOOOHHHT INTO TA NNEEEEEEEIISS
>>28304656
Like this comment if you think Keemstar is the best youtuber ever and drama alert is best show on YouTube
Proud to be a drama alerter
>>28306121
UPVOTED for visibility. Lets make r9k great again.
>>28306121
Is this facebook you fucking idiot?
>The better a person is at maths (and therefore knows how futile and biased gambling is) the more likely they are to gamble
Why is this?
>>28304626
Probably because they enjoy numbers and statistics
>>28304626
>The more anon plays games and masturbates all day the more he knows his life will be shit yet he still does this. Why is that?
Its called pleasure.
>90% of schizophrenics smoke cigarettes
fucking WHY? somebody explain this shit to me
