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>just go outside and talk to people
One of the bullshit normies spew that actually grinds my gears.
>>28303443
Don't talk to people in the street or on the train, you fucking weirdo. Go to a social event or something and talk to people there.
>>28303443
That's a very narrow subway station. I wouldn't feel comfortable at it because I always back off a bit when a train approaches for fear of being pushed.
>once chance at life
>born british
>>28303421
>Anglo-Saxon
>Literal master race
How'd you fuck up OP?
>tfw not born in america
feels bad man
>once chance at life
>not a syrian refugee seducing german women
NEETS AND SMOKERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
turny is so fucking boring
he's not even human really
>>28303325
I really need to quit smoking anyway. When will it come into affect? I know so many smokers who are broke as fuck its going to be funny watching all the ways they'll go to get black market darts.
>>28303325
>NEETS
What are the changes that will affect them?
Are all the trap/tranny/boypussy threads really necessary? Can't we have one faggot general or even just go back to /lgbt/?
>inb4 Pizza or other who trap derails thread
R9k has no general topics so they can shitpost here all they want and you can complain about them all you want
Do like everyone else, filters and hide threads
>2011+5
>no Pleb gf
Good morning, wagecuck.
Watch those road conditions. It's been raining and the roads are slick.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28303290
I'm already at work, so... Ha! *cries vehemently*
>>28303290
Thiswarning is in order.
>>28303290
>Implying
I'm just going to go hotrod around in my truck.
Why is it that girls smell different sometimes? It's not a necessarily unpleasant smell, it's a sweet and almost burning smell.
In women over 40 it's usually very faint or nonexistent, but in teenage girls it can be overpowering.
Does anyone know what I mean? Is it their period or something?
>>28303231
woman never actually work hard until they start breaking out into a sweat like that of a man. They also aren't as hairy and constantly reapply things like perfume and deodorant.
Some girls smell like oreos.
pheromones
it's why a lot of guys like sweety girl feet or pits
COME
AS YOU ARE
IT WAS OVER BEFORE YOU WERE BOOOOORN
SUCKED INTO THE VACUUM OF THIS UNIVERSAL TOMB
AS YOU WERE
>>28303217
I'M SO HAPPY, BECAUSE TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS
There are people
ON THIS BOARD
RIGHT NOW
Who have kissed a girl/boy
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>there are people on this board who meet up with women on a regular basis
>>28303190
>there are people on this board who have jobs or go to uni
how do you feel about getting BTFO right now ausneets?
>>28303184
how so famalam?
>>28303184
Sure, hit me you toothless slack-jawed poofter.
>>28303184
what happened? i haven't been watching the news
tfw no cute syrian gf
>implying that's not just a /pol/ fantasy
lmao, all muslims are possessive over their women
especially ones from the middle east
I'd say the least possessive ones are the asian ones (indonesians, malaysians, etc)
>>28303259
the refugees that go to europe are the weak beta arabs
>>28303317
Go to a refugee centre and try getting yourself a Syrian gf then
Why don't we trust ourselves and live our lives without fear? Why don't we just magically solve all of our problems? Why do we do what we do existing in a material world? Why do we have imperfections and the majority of us are infected with it? Why don't we ever just slow down take a step back and look at our lives, thus realizing that anything beyond perfection is unacceptable? I understand why people commit suicide because we live in an undesirable realm of existence being constantly plagued with extreme tier ramifications like:
>dying
>fear, greed, jealously, etc.
>desiring a partner in order to procreate out of "survival necessities"
What i'm getting at here is that time is our navigational tool through this shit heap of a dimension where "physical attributes" (Universal laws) constantly hinder our desires and completely limit the control we have over our lives.
t. loneliest human in existence because i seem to be the only one not content with existing with the limitations that have been forced upon us
our eyes cannot be sated
by the world and it's nightmares
by the world and it's dreams
>>28303143
that's beautiful thank-you for putting everything i just said into a much more compact and meaningful parcel that i will now gladly go and share with the world in my own little individual way of an existence that nobody else will really ever know about but me
The human brain is a prison and there's only one way out.
Underneath the bridge...
>>28303098
...it's less dangerous...
>>28303098
....n the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees....
... I'm not afraid to die. Elochai bury me tonight...
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. Stop blaming other people for your own failures.
2D > 3DPD
And this is not original because it's true and repeted over and over
>>28303085
but i had a girlfriend
to realize that's overrated
and i'm asexual anyways
>No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it
pffft, I can buy a night of happiness with a 9/10 for 2 grand
Everybody with /crippling depression/ - what stops you from ending your life each day?
>>28303061
I create dillusional scenarios that give me false hope. Fml
i am not alive, killing myself would be sending a message like 'i care about myself enough to take myself out', i don't, i can handle the pain of depression and this existential nightmare as long as i have somewhere to shit, i have books to read, music to listen to, films to watch, once i experience something within all of this hedonism and human screaming that makes me feel truly alive then i can justify killing myself
so i am being kept alive because nothing has brought my feelings back, i might just die of old age without ever crying again
Animu desu ne :)
When I get drunk and/or high, I go through these stages that I call "levels". My creativeness skyrockets and I come up with genuinely good ideas.
Anyone else like this?
>>28302877
the sad part about that is the creative surge is the collective uproar from the release of all the brain cells your killing off in their final impulse triggering your remaining synapses
in reality, you were creative all along. you just didn't know how to see it within yourself. it's a shame you had to kill your maximum creativity potential to see your former capabilities.
now you're left less creative than ever each time..
>>28303154
DELETE THIS!we're not going to make it bros
>>28302877
>genuinely good ideas
That's what you think. Everyone else laughs at druggie shit.
