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I'm really interested in autocannibalism.
how can I eat a part of myself without seriously, permanently injuring myself? what can I cut off, cook, and eat?
has anyone else had these kinds of thoughts?
>>27322945
Probably your dick since you'll never use it
>>27322945
You could probably get drunk and slice out a tiny cube from your ass or thigh.
Pinky fingers have very little useful qualities
What does /r9k/ drive?
A bicycle
2006 honda civic shitbox my grandpa technically owns.
>tfw he has a handicap parking sticker
>tfw i use it everyday to avoid breaking a sweat when i do my normalfag chores
Old bmw 323i while listening to vaporwave driving around all night in th aesthetics of my sadness.
Goodbye guys,
I've had a nice life, and I will have abetter afterlife.
see you tomorrow morning
>>27322824
>Melatonin
hahahahahahahaha
what pills are you going to spell out next week anon?
I know you guys miss the pre-9/11 era/90s most of all, and hate the current era where Big Bang Theory got popular, normies invaded the Internet, iPhone came out, etc.
But what are your thoughts on the era that came between that? You know like 2001-2007ish? Good, bad, mixed, etc? Indeed, it was a surreal twilight between the pre-social media era and the post-social media era
>Late 90s pop culture still relevant to an extent
>Cartoons still good (Samurai Jack, Genndy clone wars, Jenny the waifu, etc.)
>Post-9/11 patriotism and fear
>Bushisms
>4chan newer and less filled with shit posters
>people actually customized their computer theme for fun
>Windows XP(still the best)
>shitty flash cartoons and games we all loved
>no Tumblr
>no Reddit
>life was good on the internet
>no phone posting
out of everything in that picture i miss flip phones the most, it was the coolest way ever to end a call
Phone posting right now
Again with this thread? Jesus
why don't you get a tiny house anon?
>>27322556
Because I'm a hooker.
Those are expensive and it's a subculture occupied mostly by insufferable millennial hipsters.
I want a respectable house that has the potential for a few generations of senpai to live in desu
You want a gf?
you need to find a gf in your league
>tfw no average gf
>>27322316
''average'' girls want Chad, they don't want your loser ass
I don't have too much hope for a girlfriend, because I know I'll get cucked, I just know it will happen
>in my league
The only one who actually showed sexual interest in me when I tried dating was a morbidly obese beast suffering from some form of rheumatism that made her skin really sensitive or something. She said that it hurts when people touch her. I guess I could have gone for it otherwise, but not being able to cuddle properly is just eh. I was 6'/160lbs at the time and relatively fit due to swimming and calisthenics (swimming four times a week and calisthenics twice a week). I managed to talk with other chicks as well but my autism reared its ugly head within the first hour every time.
>>27322403
first post best post
and original
>be me
>24 fat small dicked KV
>still lives with his parents
>never had a friend
>never go out
>meet qt
>things happen
>she's pretty much dtf
>Spaghetti bomb everywhere
>she realizes this
>takes it slow
>wants to meet up this weekend
>scared shitless
Wat do?
I'm seriously panicking and nervous as fuck. I've never been in this situation in my life and don't know what to do. I don't even know what she sees in my to be honest.
Fuuuuck. This is too much. Why did I even talk to her. I haven't been this stressed out since I was in collage preparing for finals. Just righting this is giving me anxiety.
Dude just fucking jump in head first. Figure it all out while you're with her. You said it yourself she knew you were nervous and wants to take it slow. She sounds like a cool girl. be happy bro. Good luck!
>never go out
>meet qt
Uwotm8?
Normieproblems
>>>/adv/
mouse bro tried to move into my basement. little did he know there is only room for one
press "F" to pay respects to mouse bro
>>27321811
Is he dead?
Oregano
why'd you do that?
you could've had a pal
>>27321893
you raped this thing didn't you
You know you're a millennial when you feel better after buying something new
Because enjoying new things is definitely a new thing
I hate buying anything besides food and other things that are immediately essential
Any kind of toy/game/technology the novelty wears off fast
>>27321723
buying new things during the 50s and 60s was a much stronger feeling, so nope
Who here /queensizeddump/?
Post itt only if you take shits worthy of a queen shitposter
I am a girl btw
>>27321675
>>27321911
disgusting, but still impressed.
>>27321675
>>27321911
Got any more pics? I really like to see female shits.
>tfw Bernie Sanders is the only good candidate
>tfw will still vote for shillary even though she's awful because Trump is the main villain of the campaign
>implying any of the candidates are good
>implying anything will change with the same geezers in congress and the senate anyways
voting is for cucks
>>27321500
>Trump is the main villain of the campaign
Oh, you poor confused man. Don't hurry back with a reply, you might miss something important about Trump being Hitler on MSNBC.
>>27321576
Eh, people who love and hate bernie are as dumb as each other.
This is a longshot but does anyone go to West Texas A&M?
I am just curious what the university is like.
I hear it pretty good, but I want to know more about it.
Also general Texas Panhandle thread, stop in and say hello.
I've never heard of it. Sounds like a community college tier school.
For Texas I recommend: UT Austin, SMU, Rice, Texas A&M, Baylor, UT Dallas and maybe TCU.
>>27321369
Too expensive.
Plus it is part of the texas AM system.
>>27321369
>having "reccomendations" for colleges based on states
Why do people have to act like geniuses in every topic?
>post in thread
>realize typo
>turn off 4chan
>>27321162
>make a post arguing with someone
>realize my argument is incredibly flawed
>ctrl+w like a madman
>>27321162
CREEPY SUSIE IS CUTE
>send a search request to google
>make a typo
>turn cpu off
>downloading a torrent
>only one seeder from portugal
>at around 70% it just stops
>can't connect again
>he clearly deleted the torrent
good.
Stop stealing shit. You are why the media is dying.
PAY. FOR.THINGS. YOU. WANT
>>27321208
i do, but i make sure i like them first
>>27321208
>paying for a collection of 1's and 0's
Can you find a flaw?
Protip: you cannot
they cant fight.. i'd go through each of em in 10 seconds, not all at once but individualy.
>>27321119
You must be a really big guy
>>27321039
>They're white
