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>son tells me he's gay
I met a gay kid once, he said his parents had disowned him and now he was homeless. He had a fossil that was carved to make a smoking pipe. He was going to another city to play in a band.
>>27312037
Sounds like a fucking retard desu.
>coming out to your parents while you live with them
>coming out to your parents who you aren't 100% sure will be supportive of you
>>27312037
>He had a fossil that was carved to make a smoking pipe
>ruining history for muh non addictive meme plant
When did you come to the realization that European women are superior to American women?
t. burger
I think that murrica girls with swedish parents are cute as fuck pal.
>>27311379
I'm European and frankly our women are worse in many ways.
aren't american women just european women?
ITT: Post your real name and rate other names.
My name is Jeff.
Sophie.
>>27311361
7/10, I like it.
>>27311361
Was this an elaborate meme?
>>27311361
8/10
>>27311449
9/10
my name is Christine
Would /r9k/ date a single mother?
No.
She would be above my level, if she has been able to have sex/be raped
Probably not, I got my TES waifus and they're all the woman I need |:)
>date
Not a chance
So, umm how do I make steam friends
>>27311147
1. Have a Steam
2. Buy a multiplayer game
3. Post your username somewhere on a tibetan throat singing forum
4. ???
5. Profit!
>>27311147
Don't post brats is a good start
>>27311147
>>27311213
>>27311251
So, umm how do I make shitposting
>have gf
>gf is pregnant
>take some sorta test
>kid is a downie
I'm trying to talk my gf into aborting it but she isn't sure and she's memeing me about hormones.
How do I convince her that I don't want to care for a tard for the next 60 years or should I kick her down the stairs
slip plan b into her drinks
>>27310889
Yes this, if you guys share a house crush the pills into a juice container since the container is big do like 3-4 pills that way its effective.
Here is the answer to your issues
>singing the daily hymns in assembly
>start singing "the whole world's in his hands"
>sing "the whole world's in his pants instead
>the teachers never suspected a thing
>teacher calls out correct answer of test question
>half the class: yesssssssssss
>class is being talkative
>substitute teacher looks up and puts index finger to lips
>"shhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>say "it" under my breath and giggle
>be 6 foot when im in year 6
>in assembly
>we didnt have fucking benches for some reason
>kids go up to the front of the assmbly
>as they walk past me, they put their fucking hands on my head
>every fucking kid goes for me because i am so tall
>make sure to keep my legs stretched out as far as possible, and always dodge my head away from their hands
>so many kids fucking tripped over my legs and looked fucking stupid
I dunno why kids have to hold on to someone's head to walk through people. I never did, and I was taller than everyone else.
Why do girls like the "drug addict who look like they're about to die look" so much? Really all it takes is bags under your eyes and dressing in dark clothes and they seem to go crazy over it (assuming you have a good face to back it up)
They only like it when you're attractive
This is literally why i do copious amounts of drugs, but everyone thinks im crazy
because free drugs are awesome
>tfw you bust a nut to something depraved and instantly regret it
>>27310543
Like fat girls porn?
how old are you?
i noticed it gets easier as you get older
>tfw you fap to femdom humiliation porn and your self-esteem goes even lower
>b-but women don't like assholes!
>I find myself trying to catch up, feelings-wise
She's basically saying that he decided to make him her boyfriend before she felt the same infatuation, and is now trying to force it.
Women are so goddamn stupid it's unreal.
God damn roasties, fucking confusing creatures
>>27310488
>fucking confusing creatures
Not really, women are pretty simple to understand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBz0BTb83H8
Are new balance shoes only for artists?
>>27310217
you misspelled "autist"
>>27310217
Autists.
These look okay and I need new shoes but idk if I'll look retarded.
>>27310233
Yes I did
My original friend
Who /groningen/ here?
>>27310186
>Who /groningen/ here?
What?
God tier electrical engineer reporting in
>>27310222
It's a city in dutch
Nursing reporting in
Femanons how slippery does this video make you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlgYFsLLsM
>>27310057
>I AINT NO WEIRDO DOG
>attacking behind him
Yes woooo very macho
>>27310057
Kek. All whitetrash/chavs in a nutshell. All loud and waving arms around until they get put on their arse.
Reminds me of the Canadian guy in London who used to post stories here some years back of his happenings with chavs.
This qt stabbed her friend over 50 times. Where's my murderous, friend-killing, ginger waifu??
I gotta say, the only homicidal aspect I want in a lady-friend of mine is some killer thighs!
Hello, prisonwife waifu.
story?
did she stab her friend because she got jelaous and overprotective of her bf?please let it be so
Who else is joining the robot exodus? I am heading to wizardchan and not coming back.
If you were really leaving, you would have just gone silently without making this thread for attention.
>>27309800
Why are you making a thread about this? There have always been people who used to browse /r9k/ but decide to go to wizardchan instead. Why do you feel the need to make an event out of this time?
>>27309800
I still hang around to preach against the failed normie dregs of this filthy place.
